Movie Franchise Tournament - Round 1 - Jaws vs Indiana Jones

[VladimirIlyich 7,558]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Thriller, isn’t it?

This,or possibly a psychological thriller. The stalker is a shark.

[Sugar Ape 13,521]

3 hours ago, Code said:

I assume its a horror movie, in what genre would you label it?

Erotica. 

[Vector Sigma 135]

Jaws is a singularly stupendous piece of film making. It's nigh on flawless for me.

 

But Indiana Jones as a collective were my choice. Just great action films with Ford and Connery at the top of their game in The Last Crusade. Let's not mention that LaBeouf fellas input...

[Scooby Dudek 1,803]

Jaws is list as Adventure, Thriller on IMDb.

 

I voted Jones but want to change my vote, now I have discovered this;

 

https://www.imdb.com/media/rm3498659072/tt8305692/

 

Santa Jaws

 

 

 

Cody is an aspiring comic book artist who happens to be gifted a pen which changes reality, as he first draws Santa Jaws making it come to life as Cody's family and friends are picked off . First no one believes him but soon his remaining family and friends find out it's true and race to battle for survival! Who will win?!

 

 

 

[Juniper 1,333]

3 hours ago, Mook said:

I'm pissing myself at this but it's worth pointing out that the shark may well have used public transport.

 

[Code 892]

Sharkbus?

[Red74 919]

Both “franchises” have only got one great movie in them. The equivalent sequels are just as bad as each other. 
 

I’m going with Jaws.

[Tony Moanero 14,267]

8 minutes ago, Red74 said:

Both “franchises” have only got one great movie in them. The equivalent sequels are just as bad as each other. 
 

Bollocks!

[Red74 919]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Bollocks!

Does Indy sink a helicopter with his teeth in part 2 ? - No

 

Does Indy crack the movie screen with his head in 3D in part 3 ? - No

 

Does Jaws have the most annoying son in part 4 - No
 

Case closed your honour 

 

 

[Tony Moanero 14,267]

14 minutes ago, Red74 said:

Does Indy sink a helicopter with his teeth in part 2 ? - No

 

Does Indy crack the movie screen with his head in 3D in part 3 ? - No

 

Does Jaws have the most annoying son in part 4 - No
 

Case closed your honour 

 

 

Does Jaws snog the lovely Kate Capshaw? No!

 

Does Jaw have probably  the coolest dad in cinematic history? No!

 

Who cares about part 4?!

 

[Juniper 1,333]

I watched crystal skull again recently and it does have some dodgy moments but it's not all bad - despite not being a patch on 1 & 3.

 

It still has the Indie charm, in places, though the quest isn't based off religion, they just randomly/lazily throw in aliens, the fridge moment, the monkey tree swinging moment, John Hurt mumbling a lot, the absence of nazi's, Ray Winestone's  "Jonesy!"

 

........ah sod it!

[Bjornebye 25,695]

Nobody gets in the see as doesn’t for at least a second at least think about Jaws 

[Mudface 3,497]

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Nobody gets in the see as doesn’t for at least a second at least think about Jaws 

That's easy for you to say.

[Bjornebye 25,695]

*sea fuck sake 

[Pete 747]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Nobody gets in the see as doesn’t for at least a second at least think about Jaws 

I feel the same way when entering a cave and wondering about a large boulder trapping me inside. 

 

Though given our current form maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing?