Burnley (H) Premier League - 21/1/21 - 20:00

[Creator Supreme 1,073]

2 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

What have you done with CS? 

We're fucked either way so I may as well embrace it!

[an tha 6,096]

Updates from presser....

 

Klopp on Matip/Jota: "So first, Joel is in full training and we make a decision. Trained normal.

 

"Diogo is a few weeks away. Will not be next one or two. He needs time. How much I miss him is not important. I am not allowed to miss him. He is not there and we deal with it."

 

No mention of Keita i could see (maybe Klopp has finally just given up)

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA 8,019]

Get it fucking won. Sick of this shit.

[El Rojo 8,829]

Matip and Phillips in the centre of defence would be a good match-up for this game and allow us to have a go at a fully functioning midfield again. Would actually be a welcome dilemma choosing three from Fabinho, Wijnaldum, Henderson, Thiago and Jones. 

[Mook 17,691]

14 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Matip and Phillips in the centre of defence would be a good match-up for this game and allow us to have a go at a fully functioning midfield again. Would actually be a welcome dilemma choosing three from Fabinho, Wijnaldum, Henderson, Thiago and Jones. 

Fabinho will be playing CB until Van Dijk returns, unfortunately I think we just have to get used to it.

[Mark M 1,526]

18 minutes ago, Mook said:

Fabinho will be playing CB until Van Dijk returns, unfortunately I think we just have to get used to it.

I get playing him at CB for playing top sides - but mid table / relegation sides at home do we need him there ? It would seem the perfect game to throw Philips in for his height to deal with set pieces and would help make our midfield awesome again.

[Mook 17,691]

9 minutes ago, Mark M said:

I get playing him at CB for playing top sides - but mid table / relegation sides at home do we need him there ? It would seem the perfect game to throw Philips in for his height to deal with set pieces and would help make our midfield awesome again.

I would have him in the midfield if it was up to me, Klopp has had him there for months against every sort of team though. Can't see him suddenly changing it for Burnley or anyone else.

[diamondjoe 325]

Think Bobby's form has nosedived since his baptism.

Maybe he hadn't read Leviticus where it says " and the lord did say, stick in the back of the net you fucking beaut."

 

[dockers_strike 2,113]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

Fabinho will be playing CB until Van Dijk returns, unfortunately I think we just have to get used to it.

And he might still play there when Virgil is back.

[sir roger 6,043]

1 hour ago, diamondjoe said:

Think Bobby's form has nosedived since his baptism.

Maybe he hadn't read Leviticus where it says " and the lord did say, stick in the back of the net you fucking beaut."

 

Verily I say unto thee , put thou laces through it.

[Trumo 14,185]

7 hours ago, diamondjoe said:

Think Bobby's form has nosedived since his baptism.

Maybe he hadn't read Leviticus where it says " and the lord did say, stick in the back of the net you fucking beaut."

 

 

He needs a...baptism of firepower!

 

 

*Thomas Muller mic drop*

[an tha 6,096]

An absolute must win game this.

 

 

[suzy 2,524]

I’m really not looking forward to this.

[Mark M 1,526]

I’d say Burnley can’t wait for this tomorrow 

[VladimirIlyich 7,574]

19 minutes ago, suzy said:

I’m really not looking forward to this.

I'd have you in the team tomorrow for a bit of bite.

[an tha 6,096]

8 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I'd have you in the team tomorrow for a bit of bite.

Only if she can play centre half.

 

Otherwise its a bench job i'm afraid.

[skaro 5,240]

2 minutes ago, an tha said:

Only if she can play centre half.

 

Otherwise its a bench job i'm afraid.

 

I'd put Suzy down at Stockley Park.

 

 

[niallers 1,068]

30 minutes ago, skaro said:

 

I'd put Suzy down at Stockley Park.

 

 

Suffering from distemper is she?  Otherwise that's just cruel. Poor suzy

[Doctor Troy 10,461]

Just fucking win

[Chip Butty 2,452]

Even at the best of times, this lot are a bunch of stubborn awkward cunts and see last seasons game at home to

gauge on how this lot will play and perform tomorrow.

 

Trying to find a word to sum my feelings up for tomorrows game and tragically, Dread, is the word that keeps springing to mind.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

[skaro 5,240]

1 hour ago, Chip Butty said:

 

Trying to find a word to sum my feelings up for tomorrows game and tragically, Dread, is the word that keeps springing to mind.  

 

 

Even @Judge Dread.

 

 

[an tha 6,096]

After the farcical player about 25 yards offside winning a ball and setting up a goal tonight for the cheats, i reckon it is odds on we will have what would have been a winner ruled out for an offside about 3 passes before goal that is the width of a boot lace measured by a wobbly line.

[skaro 5,240]

6 minutes ago, an tha said:

After the farcical player about 25 yards offside winning a ball and setting up a goal tonight for the cheats, i reckon it is odds on we will have what would have been a winner rules out for an offside about 3 passes before goal that is the width of a boot lace measured by a wobbly line.

 

The offside scene in STAR VARS.

Blue wins.

 

 

 

 

 

[an tha 6,096]

Just now, skaro said:

 

The offside scene in Star VARS.

Blue wins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

"May the farce be with you"

[Shooter in the Motor 7,687]

We'll smash these 0-0.