What are you most looking forward to in 2021

[Paul]

1. Seeing family

2. Going on a holiday in the sun. 

[General Dryness]

4 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

Hard to argue against that. 

 

But I'm happy just to be free from listening to the rapist peado trying to be a politician and inciting all kinds of bad shit.

He's only superficially worse than the rest of them, to be fair.

[Stouffer]

I don't like hugging people but do miss the orgies.

[Section_31]

I'm determined to get away somewhere quiet, been in the house a while like most people and been banned from Wales, my favorite place. I'd like to book a cottage or something in Anglesey, do some walks and stuff and just chill for a week. Simple stuff.

[Special K]

Coming back up to visit Liverpool and see friends and family I haven't seen in almost 18 months

[Chairman Meow]

Nothing, the only difference between 2020 and 2019 was that other people ended up living the same lifestyle as I do, except loads of them bitched and moaned about not being able to go out anywhere because of Covid when that's been my situation for several years due to my life being a steaming pile of shite. 

 

You'd like to think all of this will have made people realise how grim life is for a number of people year in, year out when there are no pandemics. But it won't, people will resume being massive cunts because in a normal year their lives are totally unaffected. 

[Elite]

Just basic stuff like taking the kids to my parents house, seeing my sister, having a few beers with mates. Though this still might that not happen for a good while in 2021.

 

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Having dirty sex with with hedonistic teenagers after we all go pubs again. 

[Chairman Meow]

2 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Having dirty sex with with hedonistic teenagers after we all go pubs again. 

For the last few years I've been doing similar using the internet instead of a pub. Not so much dirty sex with hedonistic teenagers though. More a case of vaguely depressing random encounters with badly damaged women with daddy issues that leaves both parties ultimately unsatisfied and ashamed.

[manwiththestick]

4 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Having dirty sex with with hedonistic teenagers after we all go pubs again. 

I'd be fully on board with that if next year was 1997. 

 

Imagine being 18/19 this year and unable to proper go out.

[s(k)aturation]

8 minutes ago, Chairman Meow said:

Nothing, the only difference between 2020 and 2019 was that other people ended up living the same lifestyle as I do, except loads of them bitched and moaned about not being able to go out anywhere because of Covid when that's been my situation for several years due to my life being a steaming pile of shite. 

 

You'd like to think all of this will have made people realise how grim life is for a number of people year in, year out when there are no pandemics. But it won't, people will resume being massive cunts because in a normal year their lives are totally unaffected. 

 

 

I'd love to say I look forward to more blatant honesty - like yours - but that won't be happening either alas.

 

 

[Harry's Lad]

10 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Having dirty sex with with hedonistic teenagers after we all go pubs again. 

Fucking hell, I was still a teenager myself last time I did that.

Good times.

Jesus, I'm getting old.

 

[Code]

The duo tournament. 

[cloggypop]

5 hours ago, TheBitch said:

I’m looking forward to death. 

Jello Biafra over here. 

[cochyn]

Opening up pubs and that over summer was a surreal experience. When I say surreal, it was shit: So many people  wore their prison pallor with sniping unease. So, seeing family and close friends indoors and in public, without that corona paranoia (coronoia?) would be grand.

 

I think I'm done with flying until 2023 at least. Airports are going to be twice the shit-fest they were before all this.  Luckily, I love driving, so I'm going to plan a couple of road trips: one to north-west Scotland. And if the ports arent a fucking nightmare, a post-Brexit summer road trip through Germany and Poland. 

[YorkshireRed]

The threesome I’d planned for this year with Jenna Coleman and Beth Harmon.

 

We all agreed to wait until things were a little safer, or to borrow the lovely Jenna’s words; “when hell freezes over”.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

I think a lot of people are going to be very disappointed in 2021. It will be the same shit show albeit no Donald fucking Trump around. 

Some good things will come from the vaccine (but not for about 6 months) but lots of bad things will come from Brexit and the Tory bastards.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Doing a pub quiz again - a few friends round a table, curry, craft ciders, and some healthy arguments over pointless trivia. Then wandering down the hill half-cut afterwards, and hugging goodbye. Christ I miss that.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Chairman Meow said:

For the last few years I've been doing similar using the internet instead of a pub. Not so much dirty sex with hedonistic teenagers though. More a case of vaguely depressing random encounters with badly damaged women with daddy issues that leaves both parties ultimately unsatisfied and ashamed.

Sounds like heaven.

[TheBitch]

2 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Jello Biafra over here. 

Pretty happy with this. 

[Dr Nowt]

Been waiting to get my life back properly since 2012, so that, whenever and however it comes. Whether it will be this year or not, as soon as COVID allows I intend to:

 

Most likely be able to get a part-time job and/or consider finishing my degree as a full-time student, maybe even back at a brick Uni.

 

Visit mates and family.

 

Get the fuck out of Dorset for a while and see more of the UK.

 

Travel abroad. Brother, Mum and I agreed during lockdown 1 we’d go to Lisbon together when we’re able to as none of us have been before.

 

Get pissed in a bar with mates rather than at home on my own.

 

Meet the new nurse in my hospital team in the flesh who sent me a video of herself singing ‘Kiss Me’ by Sixpence None The Richer, topless in the bath after we matched on Tinder, before I made the link and told her. I’ve had the below exchange primed and ready to uncork since April.
 

“Is it okay if I examine your chest please Ben?”

”Only fair, I’ve examined yours”.

[s(k)aturation]

5 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

Meet the new nurse in my hospital team in the flesh who sent me a video of herself singing ‘Kiss Me’ by Sixpence None The Richer, topless in the bath after we matched on Tinder, before I made the link and told her. I’ve had the below exchange primed and ready to uncork since April.
 

“Is it okay if I examine your chest please Ben?”

”Only fair, I’ve examined yours”.

 

Such a predictable, undetailed/non-specific and generic new year wish.

 

 

[dylstar]

On 30/12/2020 at 08:53, tokyojoe said:

A certain sporting team to finish top of the table thingy  (in May?) and a return to normality.

Tottenham Hotspur ??

[tokyojoe]

1 hour ago, dylstar said:

Tottenham Hotspur ??

I do have trouble with you lot at times.

[Mook]

On 30/12/2020 at 15:45, Dr Nowt said:

Been waiting to get my life back properly since 2012, so that, whenever and however it comes. Whether it will be this year or not, as soon as COVID allows I intend to:

 

Most likely be able to get a part-time job and/or consider finishing my degree as a full-time student, maybe even back at a brick Uni.

 

Visit mates and family.

 

Get the fuck out of Dorset for a while and see more of the UK.

 

Travel abroad. Brother, Mum and I agreed during lockdown 1 we’d go to Lisbon together when we’re able to as none of us have been before.

 

Get pissed in a bar with mates rather than at home on my own.

 

Meet the new nurse in my hospital team in the flesh who sent me a video of herself singing ‘Kiss Me’ by Sixpence None The Richer, topless in the bath after we matched on Tinder, before I made the link and told her. I’ve had the below exchange primed and ready to uncork since April.
 

“Is it okay if I examine your chest please Ben?”

”Only fair, I’ve examined yours”.

Get a trip up to Edinburgh on the list, would be magic to see you some time*

 

*chest examinations are mandatory