Christmas Wish. What’s Yours?

[YorkshireRed]

Big or small, what wish would you like granted for Christmas? Forget all this nonsense about sharing a wish meaning it won’t come true. The GF has different rules to real life so you’re on safe ground here. 
 

I’d just like 2021 to be a bit less shit. Hopefully not too much to ask. 

[Mook]

A ban on Christmas threads.

[Rico1304]

Turkey and beans. 

[halewood pete]

Bjornebye and Strontium Dog bury the hatchet and make friends with each other.Their arguments/insults take up far too much space on here !

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

To win a minimum of 50 million quid.

[Elite]

That my verruca finally fucks off 

[cloggypop]

Not too many strawberry creams in my Quality Street. 

[Captain Turdseye]

10 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

Bjornebye and Strontium Dog bury the hatchet and make friends with each other.Their arguments/insults take up far too much space on here !

 

Negged. 

[TheHowieLama]

Peace, Love and Understanding

[Pete]

On a global scale to rid the world of this fucking virus.

 

On a national scale to rid the country of this tory virus known as Brexit 

 

On a personal scale for my wife to find a great new job as soon as she can in 2021. 

[PestiRed]

37 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

Bjornebye and Strontium Dog bury the hatchet and make friends with each other.Their arguments/insults take up far too much space on here !

 

I’d like them to just get it over with and fuck each other. My money is on on Stig sucking and Stronts receiving

[Anubis]

43 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

Bjornebye and Strontium Dog bury the hatchet and make friends with each other. Then realise they are in love, become lovers, and we get the first TLW LGBTQ wedding.

Would be such a happy ending.

[Duff Man]

The swift and timely death of the Tory party. Failing that a less achy back.

[Jairzinho]

The entire vote leave campaign team guillotined. 

 

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

All Tory MPs get covid with the vast majority of them not living to see 2021.

[Dr Nowt]

Rita Ora to waggle around on my guy like it was the cranking handle on Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang.

[Bjornebye]

I'll have 3 like Aladdin: 

 

Everyone on here who is ill or the loved ones of people on here who are ill to get better. 

 

SD to finally admit he was wrong about this being gone by winter so we can bury the hatchet on that god awful covid thread. 

 

2021 to be the year 2020 was supposed to be. 

[Harry's Lad]

A certain short armed net custodian to fall awkwardly while training breaking both wrists and a certain Brazilian thug to burst both knees while trying to help him.

Go on Santa, you know you want to.

[ZonkoVille77]

Peace on earth. 

 

Failing that, a hand job from Katy Perry will suffice. 

[Chip Butty]

[Pete]

1 hour ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

Peace on earth. 

 

Failing that, a hand job from Katy Perry will suffice. 

Just a hand job? If you’re getting a hand job may as well push for a blow job & if she’s sucking you off may as well push for a fuck and if you’re fucking her cunt may as well try to fuck her arse..

[Elite]

43 minutes ago, Pete said:

Just a hand job? If you’re getting a hand job may as well push for a blow job & if she’s sucking you off may as well push for a fuck and if you’re fucking her cunt may as well try to fuck her arse..

And if you're up her arse you may as well tea bag her afterwards as well.

[Captain Turdseye]

55 minutes ago, Pete said:

Just a hand job? If you’re getting a hand job may as well push for a blow job & if she’s sucking you off may as well push for a fuck and if you’re fucking her cunt may as well try to fuck her arse..

You’ve got such a lovely way with words, man. 

[Pete]

34 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

You’ve got such a lovely way with words, man. 

Poetry isn't it?

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

You’ve got such a lovely way with words, man. 

It's a beautiful gift he has.