Palace (A) - Premier League - 19/12/20 - 12:30

[rb14]

Anyone sum this up for me? 

[aws]

1 hour ago, TheDrowningMan said:

The way Match of the Day is edited nowadays is shit. The main couple of games used to be quite seamlessly put together, whereas now they’re the sort of patchwork job previously reserved for fourth or fifth on the bill.

Agreed. I used to like those 45 minute reviews of each game that Sky did. You got a proper flavour of a game rather than just some snippets randomly stitched together. 

[A_S]

Won a great game of local cricket today with 3 balls remaining. Then onto the club's Christmas party for a few beers with the lads. The kids were buzzing from meeting santa. Home to watch the footy and got that! 

 

It turns out Carlsberg DO do Saturdays...

[mgw100]

14 minutes ago, A_S said:

Won a great game of local cricket today with 3 balls remaining. Then onto the club's Christmas party for a few beers with the lads. The kids were buzzing from meeting santa. Home to watch the footy and got that! 

 

It turns out Carlsberg DO do Saturdays...

You must have been pretty pleased with bowling India out for 30 odd as well....

[alles ist gut]

32 minutes ago, rb14 said:

Anyone sum this up for me? 

A proper bumming.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, TheDrowningMan said:

The way Match of the Day is edited nowadays is shit. The main couple of games used to be quite seamlessly put together, whereas now they’re the sort of patchwork job previously reserved for fourth or fifth on the bill.

Very little in this life boils my piss as much as lingering shots of a manager, while the commentator waffles some shite, during a highlights package. 

[A_S]

26 minutes ago, mgw100 said:

You must have been pretty pleased with bowling India out for 30 odd as well....

Haha yes! Hilariously, there were 6x Indian fellas playing for the opposition (all named Singh!). I was umpiring at square leg when word got around the field that India were 6/19. Funny moment listening to the shock in their voices! 

[VladimirIlyich]

55 minutes ago, rb14 said:

Anyone sum this up for me? 

The Villa game is now a distant memory and those goals were irrelevant.

[magicrat]

1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

The Villa game is now a distant memory and those goals were irrelevant.

What Villa game ?

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, magicrat said:

What Villa game ?

I can't remember.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, rb14 said:

Anyone sum this up for me? 

Crystal Palace fake Turdseye well and truly put back in his box.  

[Chocoholic]

5 hours ago, Stickman said:

Is it safe to come out from behind the couch now ? 

Missed the match earlier while working, and now scrolling through the thread, I saw this come up and laughed as I immediately thought of @rb14 even before I saw he'd repped it. 

[rb14]

15 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

Missed the match earlier while working, and now scrolling through the thread, I saw this come up and laughed as I immediately thought of @rb14 even before I saw he'd repped it. 

Bless you. After seeing we were a goal up and it was Minnie who scored, I emerged. Then spent half an hour cringing until we got the third. Things improved from then on in. 

[Lario]

2 hours ago, rb14 said:

Anyone sum this up for me? 

Palace 0 - 7 (Seven) Liverpool 

[lifetime fan]

Can’t wait for the match report. 
 

Pull your finger out usher. 

[halewood pete]

3 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

Oh and simon jordan, fuck off!

What's he said then ?

[A_S]

30 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Can’t wait for the match report. 
 

Pull your finger out usher. 

The gloating about being right about Bobby's return to form will be unbearable!

[Funkasy]

2 hours ago, rb14 said:

Anyone sum this up for me? 

Might sound controversial, but i think the best team won. Some might have another view on things, there is a tramp down south that has some strange views on how games are played. 

[lifetime fan]

18 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

What's he said then ?

You don’t need him to have said anything to tell the prick to fuck off. 

[halewood pete]

24 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

You don’t need him to have said anything to tell the prick to fuck off. 

Fair comment 

[Mathewbet1]

twit tawoo you owl fuck you.

[Arnaud]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

Can’t wait for the match report. 
 

Pull your finger out usher. 

He’s been busy, Heard he’s working on a special issue of the fanzine to celebrate, at last, a deserved victory !

[Kevin D]

7 hours ago, suzy said:

You brought him back! Unfortunately out of rep!

 

Mo(stepping inside and curling it into the top corner) and Bobby(no look) brought out their party pieces, so I didn't want to be left out.

[leslie]

10 hours ago, Lario said:

Palace 0 - 7 (Seven) Liverpool 

A goal for each of the 7 million he  walked away with, after failing at Anfield which was the reason he came for, after steering us in the direction of the 2nd division

[Caramac]

11 hours ago, Mathewbet1 said:

twit tawoo you owl fuck you.

He couldn't even muster a good face rub yesterday, just stood there looking confused and bewildered.

 

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