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1 minute ago, YorkshireRed said:

Me too, we should run a tournament.  Who’d make the best Liverpool Councillor? Nominations then a straight knock out. 

Dont think there would be too many takers, far easier to take the piss out of the one that did actually give it a go.

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2 hours ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I gave up trying to change things from within and moved away. 

Cant believe nobody has got onto this. Involved in local politics. Leaves sharpish. Has a big house and multiple Porsches. Hmmm....

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I was asked again to stand as a paper candidate this time around. I declined purely because I was a twat when I was younger and I don’t need the embarrassment in the unlikely event I was elected and people I had bother with in my teens decided to bring anything like that up. Not to mention everyone on here that hates me (Bjornebye, Elite, etc) trying to get me sacked. 
 

I’ve volunteered my service for leafleting and/or knocking on doors to get told Labour are shit again. 

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2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I was asked again to stand as a paper candidate this time around. I declined purely because I was a twat when I was younger and I don’t need the embarrassment in the unlikely event I was elected and people I had bother with in my teens decided to bring anything like that up. Not to mention everyone on here that hates me (Bjornebye, Elite, etc) trying to get me sacked. 
 

I’ve volunteered my service for leafleting and/or knocking on doors to get told Labour are shit again. 

I've put your name forward as BnP candidate for Halton 

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8 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I was asked again to stand as a paper candidate this time around. I declined purely because I was a twat when I was younger and I don’t need the embarrassment in the unlikely event I was elected and people I had bother with in my teens decided to bring anything like that up. Not to mention everyone on here that hates me (Bjornebye, Elite, etc) trying to get me sacked. 
 

I’ve volunteered my service for leafleting and/or knocking on doors to get told Labour are shit again. 


*knock knock* 

 

‘Hi, can I ask you about your feeling in the next election?’ 
 

‘Labour, Socialism, the fucks that ever done for me?’

 

’Well...’

 

’Fuck off you commie cunt why do you hate Jews?’

 

I kind of miss it...

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1 minute ago, Bruce Spanner said:


*knock knock* 

 

‘Hi, can I ask you about your feeling in the next election?’ 
 

‘Labour, Socialism, the fucks that ever done for me?’

 

’Well...’

 

’Fuck off you commie cunt why do you hate Jews?’

 

I kind of miss it...


You do get some corkers though. My favourite last time was a fella who ranted for 10 minutes about how he couldn’t vote for Labour because the industry he’d worked in was decimated by the government in the 80’s. 

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11 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:


You do get some corkers though. My favourite last time was a fella who ranted for 10 minutes about how he couldn’t vote for Labour because the industry he’d worked in was decimated by the government in the 80’s. 


A fair few years back now, maybe locals can’t quite remember, I was up north, just outside of Manchester and knocked on a blokes door and to this day I’ve never seen anybody as angry.

 

What caused his anger?  His fence blowing over in the wind and the local Labour council not fixing it. He’d not even contacted them. 
 

He was apoplectic.

 

It was magnificent. 

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8 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:


A fair few years back now, maybe locals can’t quite remember, I was up north, just outside of Manchester and knocked on a blokes door and to this day I’ve never seen anybody as angry.

 

What caused his anger?  His fence blowing over in the wind and the local Labour council not fixing it. He’d not even contacted them. 
 

He was apoplectic.

 

It was magnificent. 

 

I remember canvassing someone in the 1992 general election, and you could tell by the stickers and posters on his house that he was a big time Christian. Cool I thought, our candidate is a devout Catholic, there's my angle.

 

Imagine my disappointment when he said he couldn't vote Liberal Democrat because "that Paddy Ashdown has got two wives".

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21 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

I remember canvassing someone in the 1992 general election, and you could tell by the stickers and posters on his house that he was a big time Christian. Cool I thought, our candidate is a devout Catholic, there's my angle.

 

Imagine my disappointment when he said he couldn't vote Liberal Democrat because "that Paddy Ashdown has got two wives".


Haha! 
 

I didn’t realise you’re were older than me.

 

My real memory and my understanding of it was when I was 15 in 97 and my Nan taking me doorstepping talking to people about Blair and she was honest, because she was getting on at this point and still was annoyed about the pits and whatever else keeps any angry Trotts mind ticking over.

 

‘Well he’s not like the other one (Smith) but he seems alright, for a kid’ 

 

Always makes me chuckle when I think back.

 

 

 

 

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I honestly thought we'd finally be shot of that Seema Kennedy fuckwit or any Tory, here in South Ribble, at the last election; what with her never coming up here apart from photo ops and enjoying bets in the Houses of Parliament to get the incompetent tit that was Theresa May to say Simples and win a £50+ afternoon tea while food banks were popping up all over South Ribble.

 

The Labour candidate was from Leyland and was always visible and would talk to people in the community so we thought she'd at least win South Ribble. No, because we had self centred twats in places like Longton and thick fuckers roped into believing smears in the press and social media, we got lumbered with a cunt who votes to take away free school meals for starving kids and is another cunt who won't come from her nice residence to meet anyone from here. We always get these cunts as it's seen as a safe Tory seat so every few years we get a new twat parachuted in.

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20 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

I remember canvassing someone in the 1992 general election, and you could tell by the stickers and posters on his house that he was a big time Christian. Cool I thought, our candidate is a devout Catholic, there's my angle.

 

Imagine my disappointment when he said he couldn't vote Liberal Democrat because "that Paddy Ashdown has got two wives".

Brilliant

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2 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:


A fair few years back now, maybe locals can’t quite remember, I was up north, just outside of Manchester and knocked on a blokes door and to this day I’ve never seen anybody as angry.

 

What caused his anger?  His fence blowing over in the wind and the local Labour council not fixing it. He’d not even contacted them. 
 

He was apoplectic.

 

It was magnificent. 

Whereabouts? 

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