Head of sports science

[niallers]

We all know that we lost the main guy to Qatar or some other Middle East fa in march. Is it too simple to say that that's a massive contributory reason as to why all our players are beset by lallanaitis? Other clubs are getting more injuries than normal but it's borderline voodoo doll territory with us lately. 

[ZonkoVille77]

Didn't some cunt come back from Arsenal recently? I'd blame him. Failing that I'd have Buvac in to answer. 

[Grinch]

Run a small squad into the ground for two seasons straight and this will happen. 

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

Our Head of Sports Science fell off after the three first bloo games.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

No.  We play high pressing.  Hardly any rest. With some already injury prone players as backup who can't provide said backup. 

[Harry Squatter]

The PEDs are wearing off.

[aws]

Need to bring back the horse placenta and hope we've got no vegans on the injury list. 

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

Thought it was an average to half decent first half, against a decent opponent. Very impressed by Ajax considering them having to sell all their best players every year.

 

Seems we are trying to get the job done without using more energy than absolutely necessary. Could work, but feel they are almost as likely to score as we are.

 

A few moments of class from our front three and we should be able to win this, come on Reds!

[Herp McDerp]

5 minutes ago, Joey8FrogsLegs said:

Thought it was an average to half decent first half, against a decent opponent. Very impressed by Ajax considering them having to sell all their best players every year.

 

Seems we are trying to get the job done without using more energy than absolutely necessary. Could work, but feel they are almost as likely to score as we are.

 

A few moments of class from our front three and we should be able to win this, come on Reds!

 

You can fuck right off with that shit.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

Yesss Curtis!!! You deserved that!

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

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[dockers_strike]

Id like to know how our first choice keeper is getting injured regularly. Injured in training by a teammate now after the false covid rumour, he's out with a hamstring injury?

 

I dont think Ive ever heard of a keeper getting a hamstring injury. Beginning of last season, his calf muscle went twang after 20 minutes of a game. It's bizarre it's always Alli, Adrian hasnt picked up these injuries, has he?