Chess?

[Bruce Spanner 2,479]

Anyone play?

 

https://www.chess.com/

 

BruceSpanner is my user name, I look forward to losing to you.

 

 

 

 

[Numero 6,927]

I’ve been playing quite a bit this week. I am fucking horrific. 

[Bruce Spanner 2,479]

Just now, Numero said:

I’ve been playing quite a bit this week. I am fucking horrific. 

You know what to do!

[Section_31 19,493]

Yeah but I'm shit.

[Numero 6,927]

Just now, Bruce Spanner said:

You know what to do!

I genuinely don’t, but I can work it out I reckon. 

[Mook 17,309]

I love chess but wouldn't play against anyone over the age of 8 because I make John McEnroe look like a graceful loser.

[Elite 8,595]

Just beat that slag off the Queen's Gambit.

[Bruce Spanner 2,479]

5 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Yeah but I'm shit.

 

Only one way to get better!

[Elite 8,595]

I'm shit as well. I play worse on computers as well compared to a physical board.

[Bruce Spanner 2,479]

5 minutes ago, Mook said:

I love chess but wouldn't play against anyone over the age of 8 because I make John McEnroe look like a graceful loser.

 

Just a bit of fun, I won't tell anyone how badly you beat me!

[Bruce Spanner 2,479]

So we’re all shit?

 

Sign up and let’s get better then! 

[Pidge 3,716]

I'm also shit.

[Bruce Spanner 2,479]

Just now, Pidge said:

I'm also shit.

I doubt that very much, you strike me as methodical and knowing.

 

This is a rouse, he’s gonna fuck us all up! 

[Bruce Spanner 2,479]

Sign up, post user name.

 

You can add as friend on chess.com from there.

 

Probably best to stick to the username on here, though you weird voyeuristic lurker fucks want to tag in sign up as your user name on here so we can gang neg you when you humiliate us.  

[Section_31 19,493]

Garry Crapskarov

[Bruce Spanner 2,479]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Gary Crapskarov

Amazing! 

[Section_31 19,493]

Just now, Bruce Spanner said:

Amazing! 

It just dawned on me that his name is Garry. What kind of name is Garry for a Russian?

[Rico1304 6,593]

I once got beat by Fools Mate. I know! Unbelievable. 

[Bruce Spanner 2,479]

6 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

It just dawned on me that his name is Garry. What kind of name is Garry for a Russian?

 

Maybe it's short for Garryhev?

 

Once you confirmed your account let me know, or search my name and we can while awa the hours being shit at chess.

[Bruce Spanner 2,479]

My Mrs bought me a beautiful chess board a few years back as a birthday present and I was really excited to spend hours playing, drinking, conversing etc.

 

She told me she played well, he grandfather tought her and I was excited to learn, I had played very little before. She won the first couple of games and then I 'Castled', leading to me winning, which she refused to accept as a rule.

 

We have not played to this day as I won and she refused to accept it.

[Numero 6,927]

3 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

My Mrs bought me a beautiful chess board a few years back as a birthday present and I was really excited to spend hours playing, drinking, conversing etc.

 

She told me she played well, he grandfather tought here, I had played very little, she won the first couple of games and then I 'Castled' which she refused to accept as a rule.

 

We have not played to this day as I won and she refused to accept it.

Wait til she learns about en passant! 

[Bruce Spanner 2,479]

2 minutes ago, Numero said:

Wait til she learns about en passant! 

 

And you've outed yourself as a Grandmaster!

 

Card marked.

[Bjornebye 24,902]

I’ll beat anyone at draughts 

[Numero 6,927]

1 minute ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

And you've outed yourself as a Grandmaster!

 

Card marked.

I added you. I’m Bobby Pisher

[niallers 1,045]

This is how I learned back in the go go 90s. Fuck me I'm old. Still a novice though