Greatest Female Artist - 1st Round - Janet Jackson vs PJ Harvey

[easytoslip]

19 minutes ago, Code said:

Ive forgot more about music than you will ever know son.

 

Ive got paid to help people pick music and Ive been paid to play other people music.

 

If this tournament has showed us one thing, it is that English people are biased as fuck, so I’m obviously not surprised.

 

 

 

 

How do you help people pick music? Are you one of those that recommend a song when you're putting the jukebox on? 

[Jairzinho]

PJ Harvey officially banned from entering Norway.

[cloggypop]

Code was Norway's version of Pete Burns in Probe. 

 

"Can I have the new release by PJ Harvey please?" 

 

"You can get to fuck. I have chosen that you are having the new Janet Jackson." 

[Bjornebye]

37 minutes ago, Code said:

Ive forgot more about music than you will ever know son.

 

Ive got paid to help people pick music and Ive been paid to play other people music.

 

If this tournament has showed us one thing, it is that English people are biased as fuck, so I’m obviously not surprised.

 

 

 

 

Having 72 different brains might give you the advantage on music knowledge. Well it should but it doesn't. How do you get paid to help people pick music? That whole concept makes zero sense and I question the validity of that statement. yes you may have been a wedding / kids party DJ back when you're mullet was active but playing The Communards and A-Ha tracks at a bunch of 17 year old boys drinking Hansa and lemonade wondering where they went wrong in life is hardly the John Peel levels of music wisdom that you think you have. 

 

Maybe try and remember all that stuff you forgot because the stuff you've remembered is pure Smash Hits bollocks. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Code was Norway's version of Pete Burns in Probe. 

 

"Can I have the new release by PJ Harvey please?" 

 

"You can get to fuck. I have chosen that you are having the new Janet Jackson." 

"Have you got anything by The Jam?"

 

"Fuck off"

 

Next track:

 

"Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista" 

[Pidge]

FWIW Together Again is a good cheesy jam.

 

But yeah, PJ. Obv.

[cloggypop]

As if Code played Kraftwerk. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

As if Code played Kraftwerk. 

I've changed it to A-Ha 

[Duff Man]

Magnificent stuff from Code, there.

[Mook]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

"Have you got anything by The Jam?"

 

"Fuck off"

 

Next track:

 

"Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista" 

Lady Marmalade is an all time classic.

 

If Code played that at one of the nursery discos he DJd at, I would be right up on the dancefloor.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Mook said:

Lady Marmalade is an all time classic.

 

If Code played that at one of the nursery discos he DJd at, I would be right up on the dancefloor.

I have no doubt that you would. 

[cloggypop]

Yeah, fuck all wrong with Lady Marmalade, Donna Summer or Kraftwerk. 

 

Stig's had a mare there. 

[Mook]

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

Yeah, fuck all wrong with Lady Marmalade, Donna Summer or Kraftwerk. 

 

Stig's had a mare there. 

I was actually referring to the Christina Aguilera version plus making the Jam / Marmalade comparison you fucking junkie 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Mook said:

 

Yeah thats a belter. 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Peej is interesting and not shit, so she has the edge here.

[an tha]

PJ Harvey is for me simply the greatest of all time....an absolutely unparalleled talent.

 

The depth and breadth of her work and the diversity of it puts her head and shoulders above the rest.

 

From this:

 

 

To this:

 

 

Some highlights for me:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I fucking love her!

[Total Longo]

5 hours ago, Code said:

PJ Harvey is music for people who hate life.

 

Dull, soulless and shite.

Jesus wept, has anyone ever been more consistently wrong?

[sh#t waffle]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

How do you get paid to help people pick music? 

He's a jukebox repair man.

[NoelM]

PJ Harveys soundtrack to The Virtues was brilliant.

[an tha]

Probably my two favourite performances:

 

 

 

 

[Code]

8 hours ago, an tha said:

PJ Harvey is for me simply the greatest of all time....an absolutely unparalleled talent.

 

The depth and breadth of her work and the diversity of it puts her head and shoulders above the rest.

 

From this:

 

 

To this:

 

 

Some highlights for me:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I fucking love her!

If I had a cat and I stepped on its tail, I can imagine it would sound something like this.

God damn awful stuff. 
 

I would not listen to this even if I got paid higher wages than I already do. 

 

[RJ Fan club]

I’ve seen PJ Harvey live more than any other act. Not necessarily intended, I just always seem to go when she’s in Brighton.

 

I’ll be going again when she next plays Brighton. I lubes her muchly 

 

 

[Tarwater]

Well, there’s no accounting for taste, but combine Code’s utter ignorance and misplaced arrogance with his soul deadening taste in music, and you have a less successful scandinavian Patrick Bateman.

[Code]

29 minutes ago, Tarwater said:

Well, there’s no accounting for taste, but combine Code’s utter ignorance and misplaced arrogance with his soul deadening taste in music, and you have a less successful scandinavian Patrick Bateman.

Ignorance? Whats my taste by the way?