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How Do You Slice Your Toast/Bread?

How Do You Slice Your Toast/Bread?   

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  1. 1. How Do You Slice Your Toast/Bread?

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  • Poll closed on 24/11/20 at 15:07

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6 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:


Skips and Burtons ‘fish & chips’.

 

I was hungover and nostalgic.

Nice. can't stomach more tan one pack in a sitting but they are decent. Very nice flavour to them. Well by flavour I mean you may as well drink salt. 

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54 minutes ago, John102 said:

Eugh that toast is criminally under done. Look at the sides. Still white. 

 

46 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah it looks like someone with a bladder problem has pissed on them 

 

43 minutes ago, mattyq said:

Looks suspiciously like marge has been used there

Won't anybody think of the children?

 

The picture is to illustrate how the toast is sliced, not as an example of how well toasted the bread is. 

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Just now, Anubis said:

 

 

 

The picture is to illustrate how the toast is sliced, not as an example of how well toasted the bread is. 

Yeah but the reality is it was like showing someone a pair of tits but the tits belong to Sonya off Eastenders 

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56 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah but the reality is it was like showing someone a pair of tits but the tits belong to Sonya off Eastenders 

I still find it hard to believe I've seen her clout, and now I have to go and bleach my eyeballs again.

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2 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

I still find it hard to believe I've seen her clout, and now I have to go and bleach my eyeballs again.

Hahahaha 

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On 23/11/2020 at 16:23, Bruce Spanner said:

We have done this recently as I told you all I do a hybrid version, ‘cause I’m a genius and shit and not troubled by such lowly travails as this ‘debate’.

 

I’d make some toast and take a picture, but there's still no bread in the fucking house.


Here you go a far more functional, way of cutting.

 

FYI Tone it’s unsmoked back back, fried egg yolk, salty butter, Parmesan and rock salt and cracked black pepper. All on granary.

 

 

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On 24/11/2020 at 07:21, VladimirIlyich said:

Which depraved fucker posted that?

There you go. There’s a worse version on the internet but I thought I’d let you google that for  yourself. 

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9 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:


Here you go a far more functional, way of cutting.

 

FYI Tone it’s unsmoked back back, fried egg yolk, salty butter, Parmesan and rock salt and cracked black pepper. All on granary.

 

 

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I'm sure I read in a book that's how the SS used to cut their toast. It's banned in Germany now.

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5 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

I'm sure I read in a book that's how the SS used to cut their toast. It's banned in Germany now.


It might be part of the Übermensch and therefore a dangerous idea, not sure, Mick.

 

I’ll dig a copy of Nietzsche out later and check. 

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8 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

it’s unsmoked back back, fried egg yolk, salty butter, Parmesan and rock salt and cracked black pepper.

 

For a moment I thought you were still talking about Sonya's gash there.

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22 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

For a moment I thought you were still talking about Sonya's gash there.

Arghhhh no. No. No no no. Nope. 

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