How Do You Slice Your Toast/Bread?

[YorkshireRed]

Toast is not triangular shaped. Anyone trying to pass off their 180 degree monstrosity as Toast should be thrown in a prison cell, a rectangular one to boot. 
 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

41 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Unsliced toast is for scruffs.

And triangles are for jessies.

 

There's only one way to go. 

[Champ]

Rectangles. I like beer but not brandy or The Beatles

[Numero Veinticinco]

8 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Cut from about a quarter inch down to the same point on the diagonal.

 

This masterstroke was brought about through necessity as I was tired of part of the sausage falling out with the traditional diagonal cut.
 

I’m still awaiting my MacArthur award, which must be pending, surely?  

Not sure about that, but you’re in with a real shout for the Fields Medal for contribution to Toastonometry. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

A mate went on Facebook to try to settle an argument with her husband a few weeks ago.  She posted a picture of a sarnie sliced in half and wanted people to back up her insane claim that it was two sarnies.

 

And she'd cut it diagonally.  The weirdo.

[Numero Veinticinco]

That’s ridiculous. It’s clearly one sandwich cut into two halves. That’s almost as bad as double-spacing. Almost. 

[Rushies tash]

Unsliced and folded in half with a little bit of each part of your fry up (no beans) shoved into it.

 

Slicing toast... *shakes head*

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

There's no room for triangle-sliced bread in this household.

The only place for triangular toast is in a twee B&B that brings the toast on a toast rack.

[Bjornebye]

36 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

We have done this recently as I told you all I do a hybrid version, ‘cause I’m a genius and shit and not troubled by such lowly travails as this ‘debate’.

 

I’d make some toast and take a picture, but there's still no bread in the fucking house.

Has she still not been to the shops yet? Whose your wife? Postman Plod? 

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Has she still not been to the shops yet? Whose your wife? Postman Plod? 

As a family we don’t really eat much bread, maybe a small loaf over the weekend or bake a loaf, but apart from that we don’t really bother.

 

But, no, she hasn’t, I have. I bought mini pork pies and crisps.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

As a family we don’t really eat much bread, maybe a small loaf over the weekend or bake a loaf, but apart from that we don’t really bother.

 

But, no, she hasn’t, I have. I bought mini pork pies and crisps.

Thats because your stuffing next doors crust son! 

 

Yeeeyyy wwwhheeeeyyyyyyy 

 

 

[Strontium]

44 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

A mate went on Facebook to try to settle an argument with her husband a few weeks ago.  She posted a picture of a sarnie sliced in half and wanted people to back up her insane claim that it was two sarnies.

 

Sounds like those people who believe a coronavirus wave cut in half is two waves...

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Sounds like those people who believe a coronavirus wave cut in half is two waves...

Hahaha 

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Unsliced toast is for adults. 

Correct. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Triangles are for Buffets. Im not arsed either way I love toast and a brew. Sayers tiger loaf toasted with lots of butter. Its a pleasant and simple contentment.

[Remmie]

I eat my toast the manly way  which is to punch it repeatedly until it is in several broken pieces with your own blood as a topping. 

[TheHowieLama]

Red sauce, nice.

[Anubis]

1. Nonce wing in prisons

2. Normal people

3. Odd, but we’ll allow it

 

[Bjornebye]

This poll is restoring my faith in the GF 

[John102]

35 minutes ago, Anubis said:

1. Nonce wing in prisons

2. Normal people

3. Odd, but we’ll allow it

 

Eugh that toast is criminally under done. Look at the sides. Still white. 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, John102 said:

Eugh that toast is criminally under done. Look at the sides. Still white. 

Yeah it looks like someone with a bladder problem has pissed on them 

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

As a family we don’t really eat much bread, maybe a small loaf over the weekend or bake a loaf, but apart from that we don’t really bother.

 

But, no, she hasn’t, I have. I bought mini pork pies and crisps.

What crisps did you get?

[mattyq]

46 minutes ago, Anubis said:

1. Nonce wing in prisons

2. Normal people

3. Odd, but we’ll allow it

 

Looks suspiciously like marge has been used there

Won't anybody think of the children?

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

What crisps did you get?

Skips and Burtons ‘fish & chips’.

 

I was hungover and nostalgic.

[Guest]

I slice toast down the middle so I get two slices of toast out of one slice of bread.