How Do You Slice Your Toast/Bread?

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Skips and Burtons ‘fish & chips’.

 

I was hungover and nostalgic.

Nice. can't stomach more tan one pack in a sitting but they are decent. Very nice flavour to them. Well by flavour I mean you may as well drink salt. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

 

 

 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

[Anubis]

54 minutes ago, John102 said:

Eugh that toast is criminally under done. Look at the sides. Still white. 

 

46 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah it looks like someone with a bladder problem has pissed on them 

 

43 minutes ago, mattyq said:

Looks suspiciously like marge has been used there

Won't anybody think of the children?

 

The picture is to illustrate how the toast is sliced, not as an example of how well toasted the bread is. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Anubis said:

 

 

 

The picture is to illustrate how the toast is sliced, not as an example of how well toasted the bread is. 

Yeah but the reality is it was like showing someone a pair of tits but the tits belong to Sonya off Eastenders 

[General Dryness]

56 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah but the reality is it was like showing someone a pair of tits but the tits belong to Sonya off Eastenders 

I still find it hard to believe I've seen her clout, and now I have to go and bleach my eyeballs again.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

I still find it hard to believe I've seen her clout, and now I have to go and bleach my eyeballs again.

Hahahaha 

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, General Dryness said:

I still find it hard to believe I've seen her clout, and now I have to go and bleach my eyeballs again.

Which depraved fucker posted that?

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Which depraved fucker posted that?

I don't know who it was, but there's a special place in hell for them. Staring at Sonya's crack all day, preferably.

[Bruce Spanner]

On 23/11/2020 at 16:23, Bruce Spanner said:

We have done this recently as I told you all I do a hybrid version, ‘cause I’m a genius and shit and not troubled by such lowly travails as this ‘debate’.

 

I’d make some toast and take a picture, but there's still no bread in the fucking house.

Here you go a far more functional, way of cutting.

 

FYI Tone it’s unsmoked back back, fried egg yolk, salty butter, Parmesan and rock salt and cracked black pepper. All on granary.

 

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

9 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Here you go a far more functional, way of cutting.

 

FYI Tone it’s unsmoked back back, fried egg yolk, salty butter, Parmesan and rock salt and cracked black pepper. All on granary.

 

 

I'm sure I read in a book that's how the SS used to cut their toast. It's banned in Germany now.

[Bruce Spanner]

5 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

I'm sure I read in a book that's how the SS used to cut their toast. It's banned in Germany now.

It might be part of the Übermensch and therefore a dangerous idea, not sure, Mick.

 

I’ll dig a copy of Nietzsche out later and check. 

[Chip Butty]

If you take the ponce cut, then you deserve nothing out of life. 

[Strontium]

8 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

it’s unsmoked back back, fried egg yolk, salty butter, Parmesan and rock salt and cracked black pepper.

 

For a moment I thought you were still talking about Sonya's gash there.

[Numero Veinticinco]

22 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

For a moment I thought you were still talking about Sonya's gash there.

Arghhhh no. No. No no no. Nope. 

[Lee909]

Why would you even cut toast. Small hands like Trump I guess

[Bjornebye]

Bump 

[Tony Moanero]

I no longer serve toast sliced. I eat it with a knife and fork.

 

[YorkshireRed]

During my dark days I produced an instructional video on how to make toast. It bombed due to it looking more like warm bread than toast. 
 

Not my finest hour. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

During my dark days I produced an instructional video on how to make toast. It bombed due to it looking more like warm bread than toast. 
 

Not my finest hour. 

Could have been worse,you could have written a blog!

[Ne Moe Imya]

Why are you weirdos slicing toast? It's bread. It's already sized just right for holding in your hands and eating.

 

Degenerates, all of you.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Ne Moe Imya said:

Why are you weirdos slicing toast? It's bread. It's already sized just right for holding in your hands and eating.

 

Degenerates, all of you.

Andre the Giant over here 

[YorkshireRed]

8 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

We need a link to that ! 

Believe me, you don’t. 

[Nunavut Patrick]

I think, going on the recent breakfast thread, that actually making toast and should be discussed before deciding whether or not to slice it or which geometric shape to slice it.

 

Correct answer is don’t fucking slice toast. 
 

Also some people put margarine on toast. Can you imagine that? 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

I think, going on the recent breakfast thread, that actually making toast and should be discussed before deciding whether or not to slice it or which geometric shape to slice it.

 

Correct answer is don’t fucking slice toast. 
 

Also some people put margarine on toast. Can you imagine that? 

 

I fear we may never get along on this topic. The real deviants are the fuckers who put a spread on butter or marge and then jam as well. Let's not even start on the cunts who leave butter or marge in the jam jar from not cleaning the knife.