Condiments, spreads, sauces, snacks

[easytoslip]

34 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Yes it is. Far better than Bananarama's version,even though their version wasn't bad at all.

Can't say I've heard that. 

[Bjornebye]

22 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

I'm not sure horseradish sauce gets enough love.

 

My brother was 35 before he tried it with a joint of beef.  Instantly he wondered what the fuck had happened.  Why no adverts on TV for it?  Why the small jar in the shop?  Why isn't it in pre made supermarket beef sandwiches? You start to wonder if it's even legal. Who is behind this subversive campaign? 

I'm a hypocritical fucker. I hammer people for putting mint sauce on a roast then smother mine in horseradish. 

 

This stuff is so nice that its almost inedible if that makes sense. 

 

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

Tartare sauce is boss.

[easytoslip]

14 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Tartare sauce is boss.

It is, if only it didn't look like sperm, the one you get in the sachet that is. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

It is, if only it didn't look like sperm, the one you get in the sachet that is. 

You need to go and see a doctor mate. 

[easytoslip]

16 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You need to go and see a doctor mate. 

Haha why? I did say sachet not ballbag, I like it, out the jar that is. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, easytoslip said:

Haha why? I did say sachet not ballbag, I like it, out the jar that is. 

If you're spunk looks like Tartar Sauce you really need checking out. Mind you, if you've been goosing scummers ...... 

[easytoslip]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

If you're spunk looks like Tartar Sauce you really need checking out. Mind you, if you've been goosing scummers ...... 

  Well there's always that, but if I'd been tuning in a few skatelets I'd have a knob like a Picnic bar to boot. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, easytoslip said:

  Well there's always that, but if I'd been tuning in a few skatelets I'd have a knob like a Picnic bar to boot. 

Hahaha 

[TheHowieLama]

46 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Tartare sauce is boss.

Perhaps the most limited sauce there is - only useable on fried fish. Putting your chips in it is akin to using mayonnaise. Which is undeniably scruff behavior.

 

Two that need mentioning - Hollandaise and Bearnaise.

[Shitty Arse]

Gochujang paste. Korean. Sensational stuff.

[Tony Moanero]

8 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Perhaps the most limited sauce there is - only useable on fried fish. Putting your chips in it is akin to using mayonnaise. Which is undeniably scruff behavior.

 

Two that need mentioning - Hollandaise and Bearnaise.

It’s superb on fish in batter or breadcrumbs, though. I won’t touch mayonnaise, but those little pieces of chopped gherkin make a world of difference.

[Remmie]

This stuff mixed with brown sauce is ace:

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Nom nom.  On everything now. 

[Tony Moanero]

10 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Nom nom. On everything now. 

 

Negged. 

[Juniper]

Been going through this from the Amazon Sauce shop since Christmas. Stuffing Sauce 'Ketchup' (it's not ketchup)

 

Sounds awful but it's actually ace to accompany a Roast Dinner, either normal or vegetarian. Thick and full of flavour and less than £3 via Amazon Prime, of all places. 

 

Also, the Sauce Shop Red Sauce/Ketchup is ace too.

 

 

 

 

[Total Longo]

At the last count i had 24 sauces in the top shelf of the fridge. Exceptional. 

 

Don't get started about what belongs in the fridge and what doesn't.  Anything that is either pourable or spreadable (apart than vinegar and soy) goes in the fridge.  

[Pidge]

 

This is actually quite nice, not that hot as it's so diluted by tomato paste.  But that's for the best.  Still has good heat behind it, just not in a painful way.

[Total Longo]

8 minutes ago, Pidge said:

 

This is actually quite nice, not that hot as it's so diluted by tomato paste.  But that's for the best.  Still has good heat behind it, just not in a painful way.

That's one of the 24. It's really nice but can get a bit "cloggy" towards the end of a bottle.

[cloggypop]

2 hours ago, Total Longo said:

That's one of the 24. It's really nice but can get a bit "cloggy" towards the end of a bottle.

Fucking cheeky get

[Total Longo]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

Fucking cheeky get

hahahaha! 

 

 

[Dave D]

This is good- didnt realise it was Vegan when I bought it. Despite it being on the label.

Explains why all the fit birds in Tescos were checking me out with my Vegan sauce

 

  

[Anubis]

On 17/11/2020 at 20:56, TheHowieLama said:

Perhaps the most limited sauce there is - only useable on fried fish. Putting your chips in it is akin to using mayonnaise. Which is undeniably scruff behavior.

 

Two that need mentioning - Hollandaise and Bearnaise.

So you're saying its a sauce specially designed for one purpose that is brilliant at that purpose.

 

To steal from small soldiers, Tartar Elite - anything else is just a sauce.

[Ant 2 Threads]

https://images.app.goo.gl/yccxbVgDmj37S3ik9

 

 

This is the business.

[Remmie]

24 minutes ago, Ant 2 Threads said:

https://images.app.goo.gl/yccxbVgDmj37S3ik9

 

 

This is the business.

Bone sucking sauce? I'm not falling for that again