Golf - The Masters 2020

[Brownie]

JT is too inconsistent with his driver to win this.

 

Can’t see anyone catching DJ.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Brownie said:

JT is too inconsistent with his driver to win this.

 

Can’t see anyone catching DJ.

I wouldn't be surprised to see the cunt turn up with his golf bag at the presentation ceremony. 

 

 

Oh that JT! 

 

 

Whats all that preppy twat screaming, well annoying 

[TheHowieLama]

14 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I've come to the conclusion that Dustin Johnson has the greatest life on the planet. He's made over 50 million in the last 10 years, he is number one golfer in the world and can play on any course he likes and he's got a superb beard. I reckon if I had to swap my life for anyone elses it would be a toss up between him and whoever Margot Robbies fella is. 

Laird Hamilton pal

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Laird Hamilton pal

Fuck that his bird looks like Shirley Carter off Eastenders

 

 

 

[KMD7]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Fuck that his bird looks like Shirley Carter off Eastenders

 

 

 

Is the cunt actually flexing there?

[TheHowieLama]

Just now, KMD7 said:

Is the cunt actually flexing there?

No, she is naturally that toned.

[TheHowieLama]

Reed hanging around 4 back - he took a double bogey on the front this morning.

I believe no player has won the Masters with a double bogey.

[Brownie]

7 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Reed hanging around 4 back - he took a double bogey on the front this morning.

I believe no player has won the Masters with a double bogey.

Mate it’s over. This is like the US Election. DJ is Biden and everyone else is shouting “Stop the count!”

[Brownie]

Early start for the final round. Featured group coverage has Woods and McIlroy on at the moment.

 

Tiger hit a pitch into the 2nd which was a thing of beauty and just lipped out for eagle.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Early start for the final round. Featured group coverage has Woods and McIlroy on at the moment.

 

Tiger hit a pitch into the 2nd which was a thing of beauty and just lipped out for eagle.

Hope to god Johnson gets off to a shocker of a start. Still want him to win but I've been looking forward to today all year. 

[Bjornebye]

Lovely from Fleetwood 

[TheHowieLama]

29 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hope to god Johnson gets off to a shocker of a start. Still want him to win but I've been looking forward to today all year. 

More likely sets the scoring record.

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

More likely sets the scoring record.

Probably. Might struggle for par here on the 2nd though 

 

EDIT: What a shot out of the bunker. 

[Bjornebye]

Cameron Smith gone to 14 under... Flying start 

[TheHowieLama]

DJ has lost the magic in the big stick so far today.

[Captain Turdseye]

Had a couple of quid on McIlroy to finish in the top 5. He’s giving it a good go but he must still be fuming about his first round. 
 

Also got seven or eight shots at ‘extra places’ meaning I’ll be in the money if they place 6th-10th. 

[Bjornebye]

Its got life in it all of a sudden 

[Brownie]

Getting interesting.

[TheHowieLama]

Just to spice it up a bit - DJ never won leading after 54 holes

[Bjornebye]

Done well there. 

 

Tiger looks in pain. 

[Bjornebye]

Oh no IM! 

[TheHowieLama]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Tiger looks in pain. 

Yea, needs to get one of those suction cups the old guys around here have on the end of their putters to get the ball out of the cup.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Yea, needs to get one of those suction cups the old guys around here have on the end of their putters to get the ball out of the cup.

He walking like Robocop. 

 

What a round so far from McIlroy. I really cant stand the guy but he's playing superb here. 

[Bjornebye]

Wow Woods from bunker to water. 

[lifetime fan]

Tiger making me feel better about my bunker play!