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6 hours ago, Arnaud said:

Norwich, a fine city... never shagged any sheep or sister when I lived there. Lots of nice pub and ale, and churches though ! 

But what did you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich High Street though?

 

 

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11 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

It's not really sheep country, is it? I thought Norfolk was more about the crops and poultry.

 

The lack of sheep is why they have to shag their sisters.

 

Well their sisters must have been sheep back in 1990... because, when the Carrow Rd crowd where waving 5-quid notes at us in the 4th round of the Cup, "sheep shaggers la la la la" is what our lads responded with.

 

It livened up a dull scoreless draw.

 

 

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11 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Bootiful Turkey shaggers!

 

Good fun coming up for East Anglians this time next month then, just before they pop them in a moderate oven.

 

Delia might even have some lubrication tips.

 

 

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7 hours ago, Arnaud said:

Norwich, a fine city... never shagged any sheep or sister when I lived there. Lots of nice pub and ale, and churches though ! 

 

It did seem a very nice place 30 years ago.

I had a few pints in a nice pub near the castle before the game.

 

Come to think of it, though, a bloke in the pub did invite me around to his place for lunch... if ever I was in town for a game again.

 

Perhaps he meant to put me in the boot of his Escort and violate me on the altar at Ely Cathedral.  Or something.

 

 

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19 minutes ago, skaro said:

 

Well their sisters must have been sheep back in 1990... because, when the Carrow Rd crowd where waving 5-quid notes at us in the 4th round of the Cup, "sheep shaggers la la la la" is what our lads responded with.

 

It livened up a dull scoreless draw.

 

 

30 years later I’m embarrassed for the Norwich fans in that image.

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2 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

30 years later I’m embarrassed for the Norwich fans in that image.

 

I'd have been more impressed if they weren't photocopied.

 

 

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Fuck Norwich and fuck Norwich fans. In the 80s some of their twattish fans roughed up Bob Paisley when he went to take his seat in their shitty little Main Stand.

 

I cannot remember the reason why Bob was in the Main Stand. Maybe it was the way to get to the dug out in those days or he was taking a seat in the Directors Box for a better view of the 2nd half.

 

It made news on MoTD as the highlights were being shown on the BBC. Havent had much time for those country bumpkins since. Chris Sutton can fuck off as well.

 

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8 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Norwich (is a cracking little) city  3  Liverpool 5

 

was a cracking little match.

 

 

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2 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

Fuck Norwich and fuck Norwich fans. In the 80s some of their twattish fans roughed up Bob Paisley when he went to take his seat in their shitty little Main Stand.

 

Maybe Sir Bob couldn't understand their accents, thought they were from Tbilisi, and accused them of booby trapping his seat.

 

 

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16 hours ago, an tha said:

So we have all been listening to all the experts over the past week, Van Dijk out blah blah, Salah, blah, blah, Hendo, Joey... blah blah, Vardy will terrorise Liverpool’s defence today with his pace blah blah.... yawn.

 

I sneaked into the Liverpool team hotel on Saturday night to hear how they were preparing for the game, here’s a word for word transcript of the team meeting.

 

Mr Klopp in the team hotel last night talking to his squad.

 

Mr Klopp.. “Okay boys, Gabby Agbonlahor, thinks Leicester are going to win 3-1 tomorrow”

 

Milner. “Who” ?

 

Mr Klopp. “I was driving to get a Toxteth Fried Chicken last night and some Meff with an annoying brummie accent said Leicester are favourites to beat us, Gabby Agbonlahor I think he said his name was, did he play for Villa” ?

 

Curtis Jones. “Never heard of the beaut boss”

 

Milner. “Oh yeah... he was absolutely garbage”

 

Mr Klopp. “Okay, never mind him, who is Darren Gough” ?

 

Milner. “Used to play Cricket boss”

 

Mr Klopp. “Eh..... what” ?

 

Milner. “Cri.... oh it doesn’t matter”

 

Mr Klopp. “Well whoever he is, he also thinks Leicester will win...... John Motson ? Who did he play for” ?

 

Hendo. “He used to be on MOTD boss, very, very boring, I mean really boring, makes Millie look like the life and soul of the party”

 

Mr Klopp. Well it seems, everyone has an opinion on us, it seems everyone is an expert on who I should and shouldn’t play, Okay, hands up, who is fit to play.... 1... 2..... 3...... 4........ 5..6.... Thanks Kenny but I think we’re okay...... 7...8...9....10..... Mo, put your hand down and get yourself off to your room and isolate like you’ve been told.... 11..... 12.... 13.... 14.... Okay, security, how has Healey snuck in again, I won’t tell you again... Out !! 15.... 16... that’s fine we’re okay. Millie, you’re captain, where do you want to play” ?

 

Milner. “Don’t mind boss, right back” ?

 

Mr Klopp. “Good... that’s that sorted, Curtis, sit in that midfield and play like you’ve been playing there for the past 10 years”

 

Curtis Jones. “Sound boss”

 

Mr Klopp. “Sadio... stop weight lifting whilst running on the treadmill”

 

Mane. “Sorry Boss”

 

Mr Klopp. “Robbo, how’s the hammy” ?

 

Robbo. “Aye.... ran a couple of marathons this morning boss, it’s fine”.

 

Mr Klopp. “Bobby, that Healey lad told me he dreamt that you’d score a header against Leicester, can you make this happen” ?

 

Bobby “Sure Boss, no worries”

 

Mr Klopp. “Neco.... does your mum know you’re here” ?

 

Neco. “She’s waiting for me in the car outside boss, I need to leave in a minute, she’ll kill me if I am late again”

 

Mr Klopp. “Okay, haha, on the bench tomorrow Neco, don’t worry, you’ll get a game...... right any questions ? ...... apart from Healey..... yes Virgil” ?

 

VVD “Can I play boss” ?

 

Mr Klopp “Give it a couple more weeks Virg..... right, anymore questions ? No ? Good.... myself and the coaches have scouted Leicester, they are particularly vulnerable at the back, the boy Evans has got a head like a sheriffs badge, make sure all crosses are aimed for the Manc divs bonce, right, meeting over, everyone except Ne o can stay up for MOTD, Millie, take Nico to his mum, make sure you cross the road with him”.

 

Mr Klopp. “Right.... time for a Steiner”.

 

I was going to ask if you heard the bit where Klopp tells Keita to get injured but then I remembered Keita knows that's what is expected of him. 

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