The ‘Buy Erling Haaland‘ Campaign

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, TheAllMy-TyReds said:

Between him and Sancho who would Klopp prefer?

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[Josef Svejk]

He's got a face that belongs in Manchester...

[VladimirIlyich]

6 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

He's got a face that belongs in Manchester...

How ironic that Alf Inge's lad would call United his home?

[Numero Veinticinco]

39 minutes ago, TheAllMy-TyReds said:

Between him and Sancho who would people prefer?

Easily, EASILY, Haaland. 

47 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

Voulez vous (Haaland)

Score it now or later (Haaland)

Goals are all we get (Haaland)

No goals missed, no regrets (Haaland)

Voulez vous (Haaland)

Amazing. 

[El Dangerous]

On 03/11/2020 at 10:57, El Rojo said:

I'm willing to get behind this one, though I'll admit the dearth of rhyming words for his surname for songs is a worry. 

 Challenge accepted.

 

He looks a bit like Jesse Plemmons 

But big Mike don’t sign lemons

His Mother calls him Erling

but he don’t run like Sterling

 

Oooh Haaland, Haaland

He’ll never get bummed in Garlands

Haaland, Haaland

He’ll never get bummed in Garlands

(unless he wants to and he’s with a consenting partner and they obey social distancing to the other patrons because we are an inclusive fan base) 

 

 

[Code]

Two new goals tonight.

 

His record in the CL is now 14 goals in 11 games. 

[Red Banjo]

He's fairly good at soccerball 

 

I'm in

[manwiththestick]

11 hours ago, El Dangerous said:

 Challenge accepted.

 

He looks a bit like Jesse Plemmons 

But big Mike don’t sign lemons

His Mother calls him Erling

but he don’t run like Sterling

 

Oooh Haaland, Haaland

He’ll never get bummed in Garlands

Haaland, Haaland

He’ll never get bummed in Garlands

(unless he wants to and he’s with a consenting partner and they obey social distancing to the other patrons because we are an inclusive fan base) 

 

 

Catchy as fuck.

[3 Stacks]

He's the 2nd best striker in the world. Will come down to whether Klopp can persuade him, although maybe he has an idea where he wants to go already. Every club will be in for him.

[Lee909]

Hoping he's kept away from City 

He would score a shit load in that set up

[Numero Veinticinco]

He’s huge, he’s strong, he’s quick as fuck, and his finishing is outrageous. He’s also available on a deal. So... just so what’s needed. We can’t fail to make a load of money on him if we buy him and sell him. It makes sense on every single level. 

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, Code said:

Two new goals tonight.

 

His record in the CL is now 14 goals in 11 games. 

Usually against shit teams. Saw him for Dortmund v Bayern at the back end of last season and he was uninterested and went off with an 'injury' later on after having an anonymous game. We won't be buying players like him anyway as he's too expensive and on everybody's radar.

[Code]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Usually against shit teams. Saw him for Dortmund v Bayern at the back end of last season and he was uninterested and went off with an 'injury' later on after having an anonymous game. We won't be buying players like him anyway as he's too expensive and on everybody's radar.

He scored against us for starters.

 

These are his CL games and goals, he’s only failed to score in two games. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

On 03/11/2020 at 16:09, lifetime fan said:

He’s insanely good already and only going to get even better. 
 

Considering the fees involved I’d go for him over Mbappe. 

Jota - Haaland - Mbappe..... 

 

......in 2 years.

[Bjornebye]

He's an ugly fucker

He's gonna score tonight believe it

He's like no other

Before you know it you'll be on your knees 

[Bjornebye]

40 minutes ago, Istvan Kuntstain said:

Asking the fry up question 

Do you eat beans?

He's a sausage lover

He loves his bacon smoked believe it 

Eggs with black pudding under

And you know where you can shove your beans 

[Numero Veinticinco]

He absolutely eats the beans. He eats the sausage, the bacon, the beans, the hash browns, the egg, the mushrooms, the black pudding, the plate, the teapot, the teacup, the table cloth, then starts gnawing at the table. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Can he play centre half? If not,he's dead to me.

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Can he play centre half? If not,he's dead to me.

Probably. He can play Ref if he wants. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Nummer Neunzehn said:

Probably. He can play Ref if he wants. 

So he IS signing for Utd? 

[Ronnie Whelan]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Jota - Haaland - Mbappe..... 

 

......in 2 years.

Can Mo, Sadio and Bobby stay over as well Ma?

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, Ronnie Whelan said:

Can Mo, Sadio and Bobby stay over as well Ma?

Only if it's Tony's Ma.

[Kevin D]

I do admire the fact that the forum has a tacit agreement we’ve never heard of this guy before.

 

Smashing every goal record before him and we spend much more time discussing selling our 2nd choice GK.

[aws]

10 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

I do admire the fact that the forum has a tacit agreement we’ve never heard of this guy before.

 

Smashing every goal record before him and we spend much more time discussing selling our 2nd choice GK.

But we know there’s a chance we will be selling our 2nd choice GK. 

[Kevin D]

2 minutes ago, aws said:

But we know there’s a chance we will be selling our 2nd choice GK. 

 

I don’t mean buying him.

 

I meant talking about him at all. This was 1 of the 2 threads which come up if you search his name.