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3 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

That's more or less what the checkout girls say to me when I get ID'd for buying alcohol.

Well you don't get many adults buying MD20/20 so you can understand their suspicions 

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45 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

They may of invented electricity but gravity is a good old British invention.


Faraday might disagree on electricity. Gravity is us. Time and space are both measured from us (and therefore invented by us). Also we’ve got the Industrial revolution and the internet and God is an Englishman apparently.  Even if his kid is Palestinian Jewish 
 

The Germans may disagree on automobiles and the Japanese on mobile phones. I’ll let them have planes

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4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Fuck me are you 42? 

 

3 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:



That's more or less what the checkout girls say to me when I get ID'd for buying alcohol.

"Are you really 42 stone?"

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10 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

I suppose I would be if I was buying booze on Jupiter.


That would make you 17 stone on Earth, or one Stig as it is commonly referred to

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7 minutes ago, PestiRed said:


That would make you 17 stone on Earth, or one Stig as it is commonly referred to

He's much fatter than me. 

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Thread giving a blow by low account of a Georgia attorney’s court hearing for being in the Capitol. Makes for an interesting read. I won’t tell you how it ends to keep you in suspense...

 

 

 

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33 minutes ago, PestiRed said:


Faraday might disagree on electricity. Gravity is us. Time and space are both measured from us (and therefore invented by us). Also we’ve got the Industrial revolution and the internet and God is an Englishman apparently.  Even if his kid is Palestinian Jewish 
 

The Germans may disagree on automobiles and the Japanese on mobile phones. I’ll let them have planes

Fuck that noise

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/how-yorkshireman-beat-wrights-air-125885.html

 

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5 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:


Sending his servants up to test it was a bit of a shitty move. What happened to the noble tradition of inventors killing themselves in search of knowledge?

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2 minutes ago, PestiRed said:


Sending his servants up to test it was a bit of a shitty move. What happened to the noble tradition of inventors killing themselves in search of knowledge?

Clearly continuing the older tradition of MPs being cunts.

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2 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

I don't believe a word that S*n editing cunt says. 

Is he? Sorry, didn’t realise.

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5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Fuck me are you 42? 

 

5 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

That's more or less what the checkout girls say to me when I get ID'd for buying alcohol.

I wish that service was available at my shops...

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