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US Election 2020 Thread


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4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

There was a fat gammon called Trump

Who gave all the liberals the hump 

He iied to us all

And built a big wall

But I'd still give Melania a pump 

Nice- 'Ivanka' scans better, but she's probably been fucked more times by Trump than Melania.

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Just now, Mudface said:

Nice- 'Ivanka' scans better, but she's probably been fucked more times by Trump than Melania.

If you say Melania as "mel-arn-ya" I guess it works. I'd rather do that than put Ivanka because quite frankly she isn't real. 

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11 hours ago, magicrat said:

Hate to say it but better than my effort. !

There was a young magic poet the rat

Who could write them at the drop of a hat

He thought he was big

Till he come up against Stig

Whose a much bigger complete utter twat 

 

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