Chelsea supposedly sniffing around Tuchel, Nagelsmann and Rangnick now according to the Athletic, i.e. a German speaker. Absolute joke of a football club, basing their entire managerial appointment around a single issue of getting a tune out of a couple of players.   "We've just spent a lot of money on two Germans, but they're not playing well. Any ideas why?"   "Maybe they need someone to talk German in coaching sessions?"   "That's it! And a German manager won the league last year as well. This is the best idea ever."   Shades of hiring Rafa Benitez to get the best out of Fernando Torres, although at least Rafa had a recent history of getting a tune out of Fernando Torres. Why Thomas Tuchel - a man who's both never crossed paths with Kai Havertz or Timo Werner and has been sacked from a big club job due to problems with egos - is potentially the man for the job because of his nationality alone is absolutely fucking wild.

Thank goodness, that's one less bloke to hate then.    

I think they've more or less done that since Abramovic came on board just that usually they have a manager in place who has a bit of a clue/track record.

Yeah, there's only 5 other teams to worry about.    

They just went out and bought all the flavour of the month/overhyped players from last season. I wonder if Chelsea scouted these players at all or just looked at the most "in demand" players according to the 'papers?