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January 2021 Transfer Thread


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10 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Sokratis had his contract cancelled at Arsenal, knows Jurgen from Dortmund , very experienced and might take a short-term contract. Wouldn't be in the running normally but needs must ?

Don't think replacing our slow but young defenders with a slow veteran defender is going to help us in any way.

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13 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Sokratis had his contract cancelled at Arsenal, knows Jurgen from Dortmund , very experienced and might take a short-term contract. Wouldn't be in the running normally but needs must ?

Haha fuck me at least I now know I wont come bottom in Bruces FM league 

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2 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

What the fuck?! You telling me there isn’t one centre back available, even at a shit Steven Caulker level who can just do the basics? Who wants to play for liverpool? In the whole of Europe? For a year or so. 

Did Caulker even manage a second for us at centre half?

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13 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Militao has scored for Real Madrid tonight. If he's going to move, it's more likely to be at the very end of the transfer window.

Ramos and Varane are both injured at the moment as well. Think they'll both be back fairly soon, but seems unlikely they'd loan out a centre back at the moment. 

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15 hours ago, Bad Red Bull said:

Don't think replacing our slow but young defenders with a slow veteran defender is going to help us in any way.

Of course it would. Sokratis would be nowhere near the top of any list of mine, but he's light years better than both Williams and Philipps. Also, when fabinho picks up a knock (even of it's for just 2 weeks), it would make sense to have an experienced player back there rather than needing to pair Williams with Phillips. If we genuinely have nothing to spend I'd take Sokratis to see if we can get out of him what we got out of Adrian for half a season. What would he cost? 50/60k per week for 6 months? 

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I picked up a strange story from the echo this morning. I don't normally read their stuff, but it distracted me while having my morning shit. 

 

Liverpool's rivals have finally found a way to stop Roberto Firmino

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-rivals-roberto-firmino-stop-19662945#ICID=Android_LFCEchoNewsApp_AppShare

 

They're basically saying Bobby is shit on his left foot and because we have thiago now, we need a real number 9. 

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9 minutes ago, El Dangerous said:

Extra, extra read all about it! Liverpool forward scores more goals with his stronger foot!

Thanks for clarifying, I was beginning to think I was missing something. Does the Opta defined clear cut chance still count if Harry Maguire blocks said chance, I'm just not up to the Opta shit. I just saw Firmino have a few miserable efforts on goal but the one thats actually blocked I wouldn't blame him for. 

 

However after reading the article I've now come to the conclusion that maybe it's all Thiago's fault!!

 

I hope BW wiped his arse with the article!!

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18 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

I thought Bobby and Minamino linked up effectively and played really well against Palace, but maybe that was an outlier, dunno. Also, have we seen Minamino since? 

Haven't seen him since, off to the gallows, so no idea if outlier or not.

 

Agree the movement was excellent, I thought he might start in next couple of games and rotation would help. Klopp is pretty loyal to the front 3 on the whole, I only hope they wake up from their slumber. A ricochet, Own goal, dodgy pen or even a fckin VAR decision like City offside would suffice!

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2 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

I picked up a strange story from the echo this morning. I don't normally read their stuff, but it distracted me while having my morning shit. 

 

Liverpool's rivals have finally found a way to stop Roberto Firmino

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-rivals-roberto-firmino-stop-19662945#ICID=Android_LFCEchoNewsApp_AppShare

 

They're basically saying Bobby is shit on his left foot and because we have thiago now, we need a real number 9. 

Music to @aRdja's ears.

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Bobby would miss an open goal from 1cm away from the line with a 60 mph wind directly behind his back blowing the ball directly at the goal. 

 

I feel we really need to slam Bobby today as much as possible and invoke the law of "he'll probably fucking score now and make me look stupid" because its the only way he will score because he's playing worse than a Gary Glitter record at a kids party and he's been doing this off and on for nearly 18 months, the run of shit games followed by a good game is getting longer and longer each time. Its not just him but he's my favourite player and consistently more shit than those around him. He's absolutely wank infront of goal, he has to do no look goals because if he did look he'd miss, not being able to see actually improves his chances of scoring. An Internet neck beard simp thirsty as fuck from looking at pictures of Japanese Manga porn has more chance of scoring tonight than Bobby does. Tony Hibbert would probably lay a bet down with Bobby over who could score the most in a one on one v the keeper training session.

 

There's more chance of  Warwick Davis stand up 69ing Miranda Hart than Bobby scoring tonight, getting more than one! forget about it the universe doesn't deal in numbers that high.

 

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