January 2021 Transfer Thread

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Indykalia is a spoof ITK. Like a shit Duncan Jenkins. 

Only makes me believe the Echo less.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I miss the days of nutters tracking Ian Ayre like he was Jason Bourne. Flight paths into Ukraine, number plates on Mercedes vans, a blurry photograph of someone at Melwood; all followed by the crushing disappointment of nothing happening.

[Trumo]

9 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I miss the days of nutters tracking Ian Ayre like he was Jason Bourne. Flight paths into Ukraine, number plates on Mercedes vans, a blurry photograph of someone at Melwood; all followed by the crushing disappointment of nothing happening.

 

It was easier to track him when he was Billy from Easy Rider.

[sir roger]

12 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I miss the days of nutters tracking Ian Ayre like he was Jason Bourne. Flight paths into Ukraine, number plates on Mercedes vans, a blurry photograph of someone at Melwood; all followed by the crushing disappointment of nothing happening.

We just put a tracking device up Robbie Fowler' s bum.

[Arnaud]

27 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I miss the days of nutters tracking Ian Ayre like he was Jason Bourne. Flight paths into Ukraine, number plates on Mercedes vans, a blurry photograph of someone at Melwood; all followed by the crushing disappointment of nothing happening.

Dniepropetrosk is the place to be ...

[Guest]

Indykaila posts more nonsense than I do. So I'd say file it under bad nonsense.

[YNWAViking]

A day left until the window slams shut. Still no proper news. If we don't sign a new CB I very much doubt we'll end up in top 4. Massive gamble by FSG.

[No2]

Just now, YNWA-Viking said:

A day left until the window slams shut. Still no proper news. If we don't sign a new CB I very much doubt we'll be able to end up in too 4. Massive gamble by FSG.

There won't be any news on a match day, not until well after the final whistle anyway.

[Anubis]

Wasn’t Indykaila outed as a KFC employee?

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

If Mane (finger's crossed he's fine) has a knock and can't start, o do not want to see Origi's name anywhere near the team sheet.

 

I'd rather Ox started and we all know he's crap when out on the wing.

 

It's time for Div to move on.

Yeah I get you..although I feel that's easier to say when chamberlain hasn't been in your eyeline for a while. I'm not in a rush to see either of them on the pitch. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Yeah I get you..although I feel that's easier to say when chamberlain hasn't been in your eyeline for a while. I'm not in a rush to see either of them on the pitch. 

Chamberlain spends more time posing on Instagram than playing football.

On our ‘ stealing a living ‘ list he is right up there. Gets of lightly as he is such a great guy. Apparently.

[sir roger]

AOC is one of those players who is keenly missed until he becomes available.

[Halcyon Days]

Klopp on Monday night, just hope he's smiling!

[Bad Red Bull]

Hearing Aaron Long from the MLS on loan is the first solution. 

[Aventus]

I quite admire that indykaila fella. Basically made a career out of just following journos on twitter and then copying their rumours. 

[Scooby Dudek]

Just now, Bad Red Bull said:

Hearing Aaron Long from the MLS on loan is the first solution. 

If the reports about Wolves are true or anyone else in, then Long on loan as well should be the aim. 2 competent in, Matip when guys means we hopefully never have to play Hendo or Fab at the back or more importantly can play them in midfield.

 

If reports are true about VVD, then Long coming until April makes sense but still need another IMO.

[Barrington Womble]

Just now, Aventus said:

I quite admire that indykaila fella. Basically made a career out of just following journos on twitter and then copying their rumours. 

Is it a career though? This is what I don't really understand about these Twitter dickheads who made shit up, what do they profit from it? I got how fat Dunc got away with it with his subscriptions and book. Do they have YouTube and shit to go with it? 

[Aventus]

Just now, Barrington Womble said:

Is it a career though? This is what I don't really understand about these Twitter dickheads who made shit up, what do they profit from it? I got how fat Dunc got away with it with his subscriptions and book. Do they have YouTube and shit to go with it? 

Maybe not a full career, but I imagine he gets paid for posting ads and links to things like online bookies and merchandise shops. 

[cloggypop]

8 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Is it a career though? This is what I don't really understand about these Twitter dickheads who made shit up, what do they profit from it? I got how fat Dunc got away with it with his subscriptions and book. Do they have YouTube and shit to go with it? 

Massive gobshite Jay Riley seems to be sponsored by bookies. 

[chrisbonnie]

20 minutes ago, Bad Red Bull said:

Hearing Aaron Long from the MLS on loan is the first solution. 

Who the fuck is Aaron long? 

[El Dangerous]

He’s no Craig Short.

[Halcyon Days]

5 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

Who the fuck is Aaron long? 

Captain America

[The Golden Eel]

Played his whole career in the MLS, which is what - being generous, about as good as the Championship? 

[magicrat]

7 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

Who the fuck is Aaron long? 

No fucking idea but thank God he's not called Short. 

[chrisbonnie]

1 minute ago, The Golden Eel said:

Played his whole career in the MLS, which is what - being generous, about as good as the Championship? 

It's a retirement home for has beens. 

 

Surely to fuck this rumour "cannot be serious" (obviously say in an American accent)