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January 2021 Transfer Thread


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A week in the life of an Echo/LFC sports journalist:

 

"Liverpool have yet to open talks with x player due to the uncertainty of Covid 19"

 

"Liverpool unlikely to make any signings this January/Summer"

 

"There is no truth in the reports of Liverpool making an offer for x player"

 

"Liverpool will not be financially irresponsible and add to the squad this January"

 

"Academy star/player returning from injury or loan can save Liverpool millions"

 

"MBAPPE SIGNING CAN TAKE LIVERPOOL TO THE NEXT LEVEL"

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15 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

A week in the life of an Echo/LFC sports journalist:

 

"Liverpool have yet to open talks with x player due to the uncertainty of Covid 19"

 

"Liverpool unlikely to make any signings this January/Summer"

 

"There is no truth in the reports of Liverpool making an offer for x player"

 

"Liverpool will not be financially irresponsible and add to the squad this January"

 

"Academy star/player returning from injury or loan can save Liverpool millions"

 

"MBAPPE SIGNING CAN TAKE LIVERPOOL TO THE NEXT LEVEL"

I prefer the Mirror's coverage.

 

"Don Hutchison makes stunning LFC transfer claim, yes, he really went there."

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2 minutes ago, No2 said:

From memory durty forren types don't have to pay tax for 5 years.

I thought that changed years ago. That was true around the time mascherano joined Barca, but I thought they paid something like 45% and they've cut the loophole of offshoring image rights like in the UK, which makes them higher taxed than players here. 

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1 hour ago, El Rojo said:

Yeah, he’s excellent. And we might be due a free player with our Southampton buy 6, get 1 free loyalty card. 

Phone ringing....

 

Southampton: (Ah fuck it's Liverpool - tight bastards) Hello

Liverpool: Hey guys, how's all on the lovely south coast. Great to talk to you again.

Southampton: Emmmm..yeah good to talk to you as well. Ehhhh how can we help you today?

Liverpool: We're here for our free James Ward Prowse and you might throw in the Danish lad from your defence as well for free because we've been loyal customers for years.

Southampton: Sorry but Ward Prowse is 45 million and Vestergaard is 40 million.

Liverpool: Haha good one lads. Okay look we like you guys so we'll give you 5 million for both and we'll give you first option on Adrian.

 

Phone dies.

 

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5 minutes ago, Ronnie Whelan said:

Phone ringing....

 

Southampton: (Ah fuck it's Liverpool - tight bastards) Hello

Liverpool: Hey guys, how's all on the lovely south coast. Great to talk to you again.

Southampton: Emmmm..yeah good to talk to you as well. Ehhhh how can we help you today?

Liverpool: We're here for our free James Ward Prowse and you might throw in the Danish lad from your defence as well for free because we've been loyal customers for years.

Southampton: Sorry but Ward Prowse is 45 million and Vestergaard is 40 million.

Liverpool: Haha good one lads. Okay look we like you guys so we'll give you 5 million for both and we'll give you first option on Adrian.

 

Phone dies.

 

You forgot the option of paying £45 million over 45 million years.

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56 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

A week in the life of an Echo/LFC sports journalist:

 

"Liverpool have yet to open talks with x player due to the uncertainty of Covid 19"

 

"Liverpool unlikely to make any signings this January/Summer"

 

"There is no truth in the reports of Liverpool making an offer for x player"

 

"Liverpool will not be financially irresponsible and add to the squad this January"

 

"Academy star/player returning from injury or loan can save Liverpool millions"

 

"MBAPPE SIGNING CAN TAKE LIVERPOOL TO THE NEXT LEVEL"

Don't know what the fuck they're going to do when Mbappe signs a new contract at PSG for £600k a week.

 

Actually, I do...

 

New generation of Academy graduates will save LFC millions.

 

FSG stick it to PSG who lose out on £150m boost as LFC promote Academy graduates "as good as Mbappe".

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24 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Don't know what the fuck they're going to do when Mbappe signs a new contract at PSG for £600k a week.

 

Actually, I do...

 

New generation of Academy graduates will save LFC millions.

 

FSG stick it to PSG who lose out on £150m boost as LFC promote Academy graduates "as good as Mbappe".

Mbappe would just block the path of a kid to team anyway. 

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5 hours ago, Red74 said:

Seeing Odegaard’s asked to leave Madrid tonight. 
 

Wouldn’t mind us taking a punt on him. 


Nowhere near good enough to play on the wing for us in a 433. And wouldn’t be an upgrade to our midfield either imo.

 

If we change to a 4231 then maybe, but I still dont think he’d make the first eleven.

 

Harvey Elliott is probably a better player anyway in a year or two for the positions Odegaard could play. Maybe he is already.

 

We need a CB.

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