January 2021 Transfer Thread

[dockers_strike]

Bid for Coady in the winter window perhaps?

[niallers]

30 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Bid for Coady in the winter window perhaps?

We need a dominant in the air centre back. Whether or not we're statistically far more vulnerable to set pieces and crosses in general without virgil, other teams will assume that anyway and will target us. Fuck it, we left 2 in the weekend from crosses so it does seem reasonable. 

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

11 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Bid for Coady in the winter window perhaps?

Bit too slow and in general not quite good enough I’d say. Decent player by all means, but if we sign someone permanently we should aim higher. Not talking about the price obviously, which would be high enough.

[Harry Squatter]

We want someone fast with a physical presence. We were supposed to be watching another centre back at Leverkusen during the summer called Tapsoba. But will be relatively unproven and raw, probably unfair and unrealistic to expect him to come in and replace VVD.

 

Koulibaly would be a good signing with his top level experience but he's 29, probably want parity with the top earners in the squad and their knobhead president sees him as a massive payday and is a cunt to deal with.

[Leyton388]

Get ready for the headlines

 

Liverpool expecting a quote January transfer wondow as Klopp believes Fabinho is an adequate stand in for Virgil while the training cone is ready to step up and replace Gomez and Matip. 

[No2]

Carragher's analysis on Virgil was shite. Comparing with and without him, what a load of bollox that is. Without him is nearly 3 years ago and doesn't consider the fact its not Mingolet facing those 8.3 shots per game. I'm now convinced he wanks off to mid 80s Everton videos. Going back to Neville Southall getting injured in 1986, really Jamie you twat.

[magicrat]

1 hour ago, dockers_strike said:

Bid for Coady in the winter window perhaps?

He's top drawer these days and not injury prone. 

[Leyton388]

16 minutes ago, No2 said:

Carragher's analysis on Virgil was shite. Comparing with and without him, what a load of bollox that is. Without him is nearly 3 years ago and doesn't consider the fact its not Mingolet facing those 8.3 shots per game. I'm now convinced he wanks off to mid 80s Everton videos. Going back to Neville Southall getting injured in 1986, really Jamie you twat.

Hes defo still a bitter little blue. He might have played for us but it seems to be seeping out now. 

[Ronnie Whelan]

Carra is definitely not a Blue these days. 

What he is though is a pundit trying to not be seen as pro-Liverpool to the detriment of his opinion. Neville is a good pundit imo and far more balanced than Carra. His opinions on us now without Virgil are vintage him. Bluster and bullshit are his trademark to punditry.

 

If we  lost Ali for say 2 months, then we are in a bad way because we will conceed about two goals in every game, so no matter how good the rest of the lads are, it's a big ask. Right now, we are still a team with the best goalie in the world and a team of world class players. 

 

City will lose players and so will other teams. With no crowds in stadiums, I actually think if ever there was a year of some madcap results it's this year. West Ham beating Leicester and coming from 3-0 down to Spurs. City losing 5-2 to Leicester. Us losing to Villa 7-2. United losing 6-1 and 3-1 in their two home games. It will be close but I still think we're the best team by a distance.

[Captain Howdy]

No way is Carragher a Blue, no chance whatsoever, he can’t stand them.

[Pidge]

17 minutes ago, Ronnie Whelan said:

Carra is definitely not a Blue these days. 

What he is though is a pundit trying to not be seen as pro-Liverpool to the detriment of his opinion. Neville is a good pundit imo and far more balanced than Carra. His opinions on us now without Virgil are vintage him. Bluster and bullshit are his trademark to punditry.

 

If we  lost Ali for say 2 months, then we are in a bad way because we will conceed about two goals in every game, so no matter how good the rest of the lads are, it's a big ask. Right now, we are still a team with the best goalie in the world and a team of world class players. 

 

City will lose players and so will other teams. With no crowds in stadiums, I actually think if ever there was a year of some madcap results it's this year. West Ham beating Leicester and coming from 3-0 down to Spurs. City losing 5-2 to Leicester. Us losing to Villa 7-2. United losing 6-1 and 3-1 in their two home games. It will be close but I still think we're the best team by a distance.

He's long since taken the breaks off that. Basically since Utd had a few good weeks last season he's been pure manc banter bellend. Boring cunt.

[No2]

7 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

No way is Carragher a Blue, no chance whatsoever, he can’t stand them.

Put it this way, if Liverpool are his wife he still thinks about his first love (Everton) as he shags her.

[Barrington Womble]

I just think he's changed since the spitting incident, probably at the request of his paymasters. 

[Chocoholic]

2 hours ago, Leyton388 said:

Get ready for the headlines

 

Liverpool expecting a quote January transfer wondow as Klopp believes Fabinho is an adequate stand in for Virgil while the training cone is ready to step up and replace Gomez and Matip. 

 

 

Song to a non-injury prone quality central defender:

 

Tell me when will you be mine, 

In the Transfer wondow, wondow, wondow

We can share a love divine

Please don't make me wait again...

[an tha]

1 hour ago, magicrat said:

He's top drawer these days and not injury prone. 

He's dead slow...be no good in our defence

[Trojan1892]

That shite with Souness the other day was fucking embarrassing trying to goad him and he made himself look a cunt, he’s turned into a typical sky prick these days, I can’t listen to him.

 

[Barnesey]

So, are we trying to construct a bid for Upamecano or is it all set? I’d like to see the nuts and bolts of the deal before someone puts a spanner in it. 

[sir roger]

43 minutes ago, Barnesey said:

So, are we trying to construct a bid for Upamecano or is it all set? I’d like to see the nuts and bolts of the deal before someone puts a spanner in it. 

Steadily putting the building blocks in place.

[Anubis]

Aggressively monitoring him.

[El Dangerous]

Aggressively wanking.

[Vincent Vega]

12 hours ago, No2 said:

Carragher's analysis on Virgil was shite. Comparing with and without him, what a load of bollox that is. Without him is nearly 3 years ago and doesn't consider the fact its not Mingolet facing those 8.3 shots per game. I'm now convinced he wanks off to mid 80s Everton videos. Going back to Neville Southall getting injured in 1986, really Jamie you twat.

His analysis was embarrassing last night, I couldn’t believe the shite he was coming out with. All that going back to the 80’s was pathetic, most clubs got by with about 15 players back then. I know Sky are desperate to try and sell a really close title race with four or five teams involved, but you’d think we were abject and ready to fall apart after an injury to one brilliant player. That injury brings us back to the pack a little, but we have a team with another half dozen world class players and plenty of other top class players in addition. There is also the option to go into the transfer market in just over two months.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Wonder if Carragher could make a living as a Darren Farley impersonator?

[Total Longo]

3 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Wonder if Carragher could make a living as a Darren Farley impersonator?

To be fair, they are both pretty poor in their chosen profession. Farley is, arguably slightly better. The Lampard impression makes me smirk, as bad as it is.

[No2]

16 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

His analysis was embarrassing last night, I couldn’t believe the shite he was coming out with. All that going back to the 80’s was pathetic, most clubs got by with about 15 players back then. I know Sky are desperate to try and sell a really close title race with four or five teams involved, but you’d think we were abject and ready to fall apart after an injury to one brilliant player. That injury brings us back to the pack a little, but we have a team with another half dozen world class players and plenty of other top class players in addition. There is also the option to go into the transfer market in just over two months.

I'd forgotten about the tiny squads back then which makes his point even worse. The fact he says the number of shots faced is almost identical but fails to mention the keeper facing these shots is either thick or something more cynical. 

[Vincent Vega]

23 minutes ago, No2 said:

I'd forgotten about the tiny squads back then which makes his point even worse. The fact he says the number of shots faced is almost identical but fails to mention the keeper facing these shots is either thick or something more cynical. 

Plus we’ve changed about half the team since Virgil signed and grown massively in belief after winning the CL and PL, so it’s like comparing apples and pears.