FAO Jamie Carragher

[AngryofTuebrook]

1 minute ago, 3 Stacks said:

I'm sure you can regal me with a great semantics argument, but I'm not interested.

I wouldn't "regal" you with anything.  I just want to be clear - is it or isn't it OK to smear someone on this forum by exaggerating and misrepresenting something they did?

[John102]

It would appear he knows he is not very popular these days too, with some fans at least.

[3 Stacks]

1 minute ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I wouldn't "regal" you with anything.  I just want to be clear - is it or isn't it OK to smear someone on this forum by exaggerating and misrepresenting something they did?

People do it with me all the time, and there is no proof, so excuse my confusion.

 

Would your underwear untangle if I'd said "at" and not "on"? 

[Twentyman]

15 minutes ago, Dapower said:

Don’t worry he’ll be on that pitch up the players arses when the trophy gets lifted 

 

You're probably right, but I don't think he would be welcome. Always got the feeling he is not well liked by the squad, by Virgil in particular.

[Fugitive]

40 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Spit on a 14 year old girl.

Stop posting your sordid fantasies on the site.

[Lurtz]

42 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I wouldn't "regal" you with anything.  I just want to be clear - is it or isn't it OK to smear someone on this forum by exaggerating and misrepresenting something they did?

 

To be fair to 3 Twats, I used to love a pack of these in the 90s. 

 

[Jairzinho]

21 minutes ago, Lurtz said:

 

To be fair to 3 Twats, I used to love a pack of these in the 90s. 

 

 

Step up from Royals they were.

 

 

[manwiththestick]

26 minutes ago, Lurtz said:

 

To be fair to 3 Twats, I used to love a pack of these in the 90s. 

 

Can I have your focus points?

[Bjornebye]

Loved him as a player and I don’t mind his punditry at all but as a commentator he’s doing my head in. It felt like he was dying for us to lose or something controversial to happen today. Almost as if he wants to play down us walking the league. 

[Lurtz]

3 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Can I have your focus points?

 

Switched to Marlborough Red eventually. Due to the size of my enormous cock. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Lurtz said:

 

Switched to Marlborough Red eventually. Due to the size of my enormous cock. 

I wouldn’t be surprised if that was on an old Marlboro poster back in the day. 
 

The quote not your cock. 

[Trojan1892]

He’s a fucking cunt 

[Barrington Womble]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Loved him as a player and I don’t mind his punditry at all but as a commentator he’s doing my head in. It felt like he was dying for us to lose or something controversial to happen today. Almost as if he wants to play down us walking the league. 

His sky paymasters want some jeopardy in the title and relegation battles. He's just giving them what they want, by pretending there is a battle. Someone else was talking up Ipswich's chances of staying up the other day. 

[The wanderer]

18 hours ago, Anubis said:

Fucking little yappy Sky poodle. I had Beglin on Fubo. Not ideal, but still better that this squeaky fucker.

Naah Beglin is also shite. 

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, The wanderer said:

Naah Beglin is also shite. 

 

I agree. He's just less shite than Carragher.

[The wanderer]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

I agree. He's just less shite than Carragher.

Carragher tries too hard .

[Carvalho Diablo]

I was listening to Don Hutchinson on my stream yesterday and he was alright.

 

Unlike Warnock, Beglin and fucking Carragher, Hutchy knew how to shut up and just let the game flow without unnecessary and unwanted interjections of stupidity and narcissism.

 

Carragher was a 6/10 player and he's a 3/10 pundit imo.

[Bjornebye]

11 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

His sky paymasters want some jeopardy in the title and relegation battles. He's just giving them what they want, by pretending there is a battle. Someone else was talking up Ipswich's chances of staying up the other day. 

His comments about the atmosphere were off the mark for me. Considering the day. Many in that crowd will have lost people at Hillsborough and he’s calling out the atmosphere? Bang out of order especially from a Red. Didn’t sit right with me at all. 

[AngryofTuebrook]

19 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

People do it with me all the time, and there is no proof, so excuse my confusion.

 

Would your underwear untangle if I'd said "at" and not "on"? 

My undies are fine.

I'm just amused by your obvious double-standards.

[gkmacca]

11 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

His sky paymasters want some jeopardy in the title and relegation battles. He's just giving them what they want, by pretending there is a battle. Someone else was talking up Ipswich's chances of staying up the other day. 

 

Yes. I feel a bit sorry for him, being THAT obsessed with the sport as a whole - personally, I just don't care beyond LFC these days - he has no hinterland.

 

It reminds me of Craig Johnston sharing a room with Beardo. After enduring Beardo's seemingly-inexhaustible witterings about the minutiae of the game, he said, 'Pete, mate, do you ever like to READ?' And to his excitement, Beardo said, 'Oh, aye!' So Craig asked him what kind of things he read. 'Oh,' said Beardo, 'all kinds of stuff - Shoot, Goal, Match, 90 Minutes, World Football...' Johnston reflected: 'It was at that point I wanted to jump out the window'.

[Dave D]

12 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

His sky paymasters want some jeopardy in the title and relegation battles. He's just giving them what they want, by pretending there is a battle. Someone else was talking up Ipswich's chances of staying up the other day. 

A couple of times they mentioned that West Ham still weren't safe from getting relegated. Despite being 14 points clear of Ipswich with 18 to play for 

[VladimirIlyich]

19 hours ago, Lurtz said:

 

To be fair to 3 Twats, I used to love a pack of these in the 90s. 

 

The mirth that a missing 'e' can unwrap.

 

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

I was listening to Don Hutchinson on my stream yesterday and he was alright.

 

Unlike Warnock, Beglin and fucking Carragher, Hutchy knew how to shut up and just let the game flow without unnecessary and unwanted interjections of stupidity and narcissism.

 

Carragher was a 6/10 player and he's a 3/10 pundit imo.

 

oh come on, carra was way better than that. he wasn't world class, but he was a cracking player for us. 

 

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

His comments about the atmosphere were off the mark for me. Considering the day. Many in that crowd will have lost people at Hillsborough and he’s calling out the atmosphere? Bang out of order especially from a Red. Didn’t sit right with me at all. 

 

fair enough. i didn't hear him yesterday as i was at the game, i was talking more generally. to be honest, i thought considering the day (and i think i mentioned this in the match thread), i thought the atmosphere was good. it was bright at the start and was mostly killed by how we were playing. and there were several times the crowd tried to get it going again. we are not geordies or some of these foreign ultras, who think it's about a drone for the whole game. if people like it or not, our crowd is emotional, if the team isn't showing emotion, it drains the crowd. it's never been any other way in all the years i have gone. 

[3 Stacks]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

My undies are fine.

I'm just amused by your obvious double-standards.

Oh, my double-standards. Right. 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

On 13/04/2025 at 17:29, Lurtz said:

 

To be fair to 3 Twats, I used to love a pack of these in the 90s. 

 

£2.10 for 20. 
 

Or if you went to Tony’s van in Netherton, you’d get a loosey and a match for 12p.