FAO Jamie Carragher

[Anubis]

I know you frequent these forums occasionally, or used to, so if you read this, then may I politely ask you to fuck off and not co-commentate on any of our games. Sorry, but I just can’t listen to you any more. You’ve annoyed me more than the scoreline. Ta.

[dockers_strike]

Dont know about Jamie but some of the players need to read Dave's match report of this game when it comes out and wake the fuck up!

[Bjornebye]

Nah no need for this Anubis mate. 

[BeefStroganoff]

Carra was poor as tonight. Contrast him with neville earlier. You wouldn't think Carra had ever played for us listening to him, especially over the deflected goals, his comments where utter nonsense, and just riling.

[Anubis]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Nah no need for this Anubis mate. 

Sorry, D, but he’s turning from someone I admired for his efforts in a red shirt to someone who’s tongue and vocal cords I want to cut out. I’m really beginning to despise him.

[3 Stacks]

Carragher is immensely unlikeable. Separate his play for the club with what kind of person he is. He's fucking annoying and he's a bit of a scum bag. Not really arguable. 

[aRdja]

It would’ve just been a defence mechanism. He went in as hard as he could’ve so that’s if someone gives him shit, he could just respond with “you don’t need to tell me, didn’t you hear me droning on about it on tele?”

[Jairzinho]

An okay pundit, and one of the worst commentators ever. 

[Kevin D]

Bad bootle meff.

[LFC 6 Times]

Absolute gobshite. A fucking scumbag too never should have got a second chance for spitting at that girl and her father. Embarrassed he's affiliated to us in the media too.

[Barrington Womble]

He was terrible tonight. Almost enjoying our poor performance. His delight at Adrian's fuck up at the beginning was stunning. 

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, LFC 6 Times said:

Absolute gobshite. A fucking scumbag too never should have got a second chance for spitting at that girl and her father. Embarrassed he's affiliated to us in the media too.

Nah fuck off. 

[Section_31]

I think as a few have said, he's obviously overly conscious of not appearing biased that he goes to the other extreme of just chatting shit that doesn't make any sense.

 

It's like if you and your Mrs were watching baywatch and she asked you if you thought Pamela Anderson was attractive and you were like, "no not really, her lips are too big - in fact she looks a bit like a cod, but in fairness she's an underrated actress and appears to be a strong and independent woman."

[The Guest]

I like him.  He calls it as he sees it.

[INTORRESTING]

Fucking hell, the guy is a legend. He loves us, but is trying to be fair and doesn't want to be accused of showing bias , he doesn't get it right all the time, he isn't an actor!

 

No need for personal attacks! Go and watch Istanbul again!

 

 

[Leyton388]

As annoying as Carra can be at times commenting and I've criticised him myself you can't disagree with anything he said tonight. 

 

We were utterly disgraceful.

[Anubis]

He fucking giggled at one of their players beating one of ours near the end. He’s unrelentingly negative about us even in games we’re on top, it’s not being balanced, it’s a conscious choice to be negative all the time. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Tongue up his paymasters arse. Hmmmmmm !

[Butch]

Loved him as a player but he goes overboard slagging us off, like a few ex players that do the same. He could learn a thing or two from souey and thommo. 

[Bjornebye]

20 minutes ago, Anubis said:

He fucking giggled at one of their players beating one of ours near the end. He’s unrelentingly negative about us even in games we’re on top, it’s not being balanced, it’s a conscious choice to be negative all the time. 

Klopp pissed himself when they got their 5th. 

[VladimirIlyich]

If my lads weren't watching it with me I'd have turned the sound off. Not because of Carra per se but because of the shite commentators and pundits come out with constantly. If there was a no commentator and pundit option I'd take it and even in an empty stadium.

[Anubis]

Klopp will have smiled at the absurdity of all. Carragher was being disparaging. That was the straw that broke the camel’s back for me. Fuck him. 

[No2]

I turned the sound off. He's like Mark Lawerenson on Peds, he just doesn't stop whinging.  Going to be honest, I'm beginning to hate him.

[Bjornebye]

Imagine being that arrogant that you cant listen to someone who knows 10x more than you about Liverpool + Football.

Mind you, I cant stand listening to Lawrenson. 

[No2]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Imagine being that arrogant that you cant listen to someone who knows 10x more than you about Liverpool + Football.

Mind you, I cant stand listening to Lawrenson. 

What the fuck as arrogance got to do with anything? The Co-commenators job has always been to offer insight and descriptions on key moments. He just talks (whinges) through the entire game, he doesn't stop and he's fucking tiresome. He's grand in the studio but pitch side he's a horrible bore.