We'll smash these 0-0.

"May the farce be with you"

The offside scene in STAR VARS. Blue wins.          

After the farcical player about 25 yards offside winning a ball and setting up a goal tonight for the cheats, i reckon it is odds on we will have what would have been a winner ruled out for an offside about 3 passes before goal that is the width of a boot lace measured by a wobbly line.

Both Madrid sides and Bayern knocked out of the cup by teams I've never heard off. What's this about, a freak occurrence or big clubs trying to free up the calendar?