Diogo Jota

[Chip Butty 2,551]

1 minute ago, an tha said:

Klopp disagrees, Chip!

I'm going to have to have a word with him I  think.

 

I've been told appendicitis couple of me other mates reckon burst appendix. 

 

Starting to feel like a doctor, with the amount of medical terms we're all discussing about the Liverpool team.

[an tha 6,390]

3 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

I'm going to have to have a word with him I  think.

 

I've been told appendicitis couple of me other mates reckon burst appendix. 

 

Starting to feel like a doctor, with the amount of medical terms we're all discussing about the Liverpool team.

Is your mate a blue taxi driver!!

 

 

[TheHowieLama 11,116]

On 09/01/2021 at 10:41, TheHowieLama said:

Be lucky to see him in March

 

[Chip Butty 2,551]

2 minutes ago, an tha said:

Is your mate a blue taxi driver!!

 

 

I know quite a few of our brethren, but this has come from reds. 

 

Could all be bollocks and I look a tit.  It won't be the first time, certainly won't be the last!  

 

Whatever the news is,  we need this lad back ASAP.  I reckon he'd of slotted 2 tonight and would put the shits up Chelsea on Thursday.  

 

 

[an tha 6,390]

2 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

I know quite a few of our brethren, but this has come from reds. 

 

Could all be bollocks and I look a tit.  It won't be the first time, certainly won't be the last!  

 

Whatever the news is,  we need this lad back ASAP.  I reckon he'd of slotted 2 tonight and would put the shits up Chelsea on Thursday.  

 

 

Deffo!

[VladimirIlyich 7,823]

14 minutes ago, Herp McDerp said:

@Chip Butty this isn't personal mate but I hope you stub your little toe on every coffee table you come across from this day forward.

Who doesn't?

[Strontium Dog™ 8,905]

Out for 12 years with a sprained fingernail like half the squad.

[waddy78 186]

16 minutes ago, Herp McDerp said:

@Chip Butty this isn't personal mate but I hope you stub your little toe on every coffee table you come across from this day forward.

That's to nice I was thinking standing on a plug (pin side up obviously) or even a bucket of Lego.

[VladimirIlyich 7,823]

1 minute ago, waddy78 said:

That's to nice I was thinking standing on a plug (pin side up obviously) or even a bucket of Lego.

Spilling salt on his finger that has a paper cut is way too good for him.

[Barrington Womble 9,271]

I heard the appendix one about 3 times yesterday and nothing from the lad who normally tells me stuff that I know how he gets so I know legit. I decided to take it with a pinch of salt till klopp mentions it. 

[Reckoner 1,321]

[Heinze 242]

We need to start shipping off players to that horse placenta guy.

[Herp McDerp 2,587]

2 minutes ago, Heinze said:

We need to start shipping off players to that horse placenta guy.

 

Stop being so naive mate. It's no coincidence that the injuries only kicked in once the borders shut and our PEDs and horse jizz/omelettes stopped flowing across the border. 

[Bobby Hundreds 8,812]

Has his frame rate dropped yet ruling him out for Thursday.

[jonnyp 206]

He trained yesterday, with Alisson and Fabinho so let's hope it isn't contagious.

[El Dangerous 2,694]

22 hours ago, Herp McDerp said:

 

Stop being so naive mate. It's no coincidence that the injuries only kicked in once the borders shut and our PEDs and horse jizz/omelettes stopped flowing across the border. 

I’m too depressed/apathetic to check what that lot have been saying but I’m guessing they’re torn between wanting to take full credit for breaking Virgil and wanting to use it as proof positive that he’s off the gas.

[Caramac 5,567]

 

[Scott_M 5,347]

Get off him Grandad, he’s ours...

 

[Scott_M 5,347]

[aws 7,024]

Nice headers. He's after Mane's job. 

[Jimmy Hills Chin 1,210]

My eyes, that fucking kit!

[alles ist gut 3,984]

Another timely goal tonight to help thwart all-conquering Luxembourg

[AngryOfTuebrook 18,908]

On 28/03/2021 at 15:45, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

My eyes, that fucking kit!

Nike.

 

*judder*

[AngryOfTuebrook 18,908]

Those PEDs that cured his burst appendix are fucking awesome. 

[Daisy 29]

He's good at heading the ball in the net