Film/TV Opinion Amnesty Thread

[Remmie]

5 minutes ago, Чемпионы said:

If I was the kind of person like 'Remmie' that ignored 'amnesty' in an amnesty thread, I'd neg you for Seinfeld, you philistine. But I am not that person. Friends hasn't aged well though and was pretty shit anyway. 

 

Star Wars was and always has been utter shit. 

 

Most movie remakes are fucking crap, why don't we paint over the Mona Lisa and dress her in modern clothing while we are at it. 

 

I don't really want to ever associate with the kind of people that don't feel the warmth from the movie 'it's a wonderful life'

I don't recall what I negged you for perhaps Mayonnaise on chips? 

 

At least you have good taste when it comes to Seinfeld, repped

[johnsusername]

1 hour ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Friends is beaten in its unfunniness only by the boring crap that is Seinfeld

Agree that Friends is crap.

 

However, and this might sound extreme, but you should be impounded in a Siberian gulag for your Seinfeld comment. 

[Remmie]

 

[General Dryness]

Friends was funny as fuck, and still is.

 

I love the way this place goes turbo edgy when light entertainment gets mentioned. 

 

 

[redheart]

6 minutes ago, Чемпионы said:

If I was the kind of person like 'Remmie' that ignored 'amnesty' in an amnesty thread, I'd neg you for Seinfeld, you philistine. But I am not that person. Friends hasn't aged well though and was pretty shit anyway. 

 

Star Wars was and always has been utter shit. 

 

Most movie remakes are fucking crap, why don't we paint over the Mona Lisa and dress her in modern clothing while we are at it. 

 

I don't really want to ever associate with the kind of people that don't feel the warmth from the movie 'it's a wonderful life'

 

Good movie remakes

 

The Thing

The Magnificent Seven

The Fly

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Little Shop Of Horrors

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)

 

[redheart]

6 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Agree that Friends is crap.

 

However, and this might sound extreme, but you should be impounded in a Siberian gulag for your Seinfeld comment. 

Some of Friends was amusing at the time but it has aged as well as Courtney Cox

 

 

 

[johnsusername]

11 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Friends was funny as fuck, and still is.

 

I love the way this place goes turbo edgy when light entertainment gets mentioned. 

 

 

Not being edgy, I just find a lot of it cringeworthy, especially Chandler's "funny comments". They've dated badly IMO. 

[Remmie]

Yeah Chandler seems spectacularly unfunny now though Joey and Ross are still pretty good. Pheobe can get in the bin the annoying cunt, Rachel's nips have aged well and I would have loved to bum the shit out of Monica. 

[General Dryness]

Its incredibly well written. Its obviously not high art, but the interactions between the characters and the comedy timing are more often than not flawless. Yeah, including a lot of Chandlers quips.

 

Y'all keep on keepin' it real boiiiiis.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Well, some of the posts in this thread help me understand some of the results of music tournament threads. Absolutely fucking wild, some of you. 

[Davelfc]

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

1 hour ago, johnsusername said:

Agree that Friends is crap.

 

However, and this might sound extreme, but you should be impounded in a Siberian gulag for your Seinfeld comment. 

As long as I didn't have to watch Seinfeld.

[Evelyn Tentions]

1 hour ago, redheart said:

 

Good movie remakes

 

The Thing

The Magnificent Seven

The Fly

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Little Shop Of Horrors

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)

 

No, no, no.

The remake of the Magnificent Seven didn't have Steve McQueen, the remake of Little Shop didn't have Nicholson and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels did have Steve Martin.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, redheart said:

Good films that Stallone was in (other than Rocky Films)

 

Bananas

Death Race 2000

First Blood

Copland

I will give you First Blood and Copland(criminally underrated film) but do you mean the Woody Allen film Bananas and the Death Race film from the 1970s?

[Bjornebye]

All Gordon Ramsey’s cooking programmes are boss. Hells Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares and The F Word. 

[redheart]

27 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I will give you First Blood and Copland(criminally underrated film) but do you mean the Woody Allen film Bananas and the Death Race film from the 1970s?

Yes

[redheart]

31 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

No, no, no.

The remake of the Magnificent Seven didn't have Steve McQueen, the remake of Little Shop didn't have Nicholson and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels did have Steve Martin.

I meant the Magnificent Seven with Steve McQueen because that is a remake.

 

The Steve Martin. Rick Moranis version is better

 

I meant Dirty Rotten Scoundrels with Caine and Martin. That is a remake

[Creator Supreme]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

All Gordon Ramsey’s cooking programmes are boss. Hells Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares and The F Word. 

Agreed! Can't stand him the angry hun cunt! As Micky Flanagan said 'Gordon, it's just a bit of dinner mate!'

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, redheart said:

 

Good movie remakes

 

The Thing

The Magnificent Seven

The Fly

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Little Shop Of Horrors

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)

 

You can add Piss My Ass Off 2 to that.

 

1 hour ago, General Dryness said:

Its incredibly well written. Its obviously not high art, but the interactions between the characters and the comedy timing are more often than not flawless. Yeah, including a lot of Chandlers quips.

 

Y'all keep on keepin' it real boiiiiis.

Friends is great. I like the 'Chandler' quip at  in this at 19:46-

 

 

 

[Mudface]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

All Gordon Ramsey’s cooking programmes are boss. Hells Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares and The F Word. 

The UK Kitchen Nightmares were brilliant, the US ones got really formulaic after a time, although the Amy Baking Company one was amazing.

[cloggypop]

3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

What about Predator!

 

What about Stop or my mom will shoot!

 

Fucking hell

Both wank

[KMD7]

2 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Friends was funny as fuck, and still is.

 

I love the way this place goes turbo edgy when light entertainment gets mentioned. 

 

 

Yeah i still like Friends. Ross was the best character by miles imo.

 

 

Still cracks me up

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, redheart said:

Good films that Stallone was in (other than Rocky Films)

 

Bananas

Death Race 2000

First Blood

Copland

Copland is alright but better films are available. 

 

Can't remember him in Bananas. 

 

Death Race 2000 is a kitsch cult classic in it's own way, I mean it's terrible like but funny while stoned off your tits I guess. 

 

Hate all the Rambo stuff, First Blood included. Horrible USA right wing propaganda. Boring as fuck as well. 

 

As for Rocky, only the first one. The rest didn't need making. 

[Mook]

13 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Copland is alright but better films are available. 

 

Can't remember him in Bananas. 

 

Death Race 2000 is a kitsch cult classic in it's own way, I mean it's terrible like but funny while stoned off your tits I guess. 

 

Hate all the Rambo stuff, First Blood included. Horrible USA right wing propaganda. Boring as fuck as well. 

 

As for Rocky, only the first one. The rest didn't need making. 

First Blood is more of an anti-Vietnam film I would've thought.

[cloggypop]

5 minutes ago, Mook said:

First Blood is more of an anti-Vietnam film I would've thought.

Long time since I saw it. Just remember being bored for that one to be fair.