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Season Predictions 2020/21


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League Winners:

Man City

 

Rounding Out The Top Four:

Liverpool

Chelsea

United

 

Relegated:

Fulham

Villa

West Brom

 

Better Than You Think:

Chelsea (they might score 80 league goals, though they might also let in 50)

Leeds (well, they might finish top half, is what I mean - I get the sense that people might be swinging from underrating them to overrating them now)

Everton (finish a solid eighth without ever flirting with relegation throughout the season and a deep run in one of the cups)

 

Worse Than You Think:

Arsenal (their fans seem to be buzzing but I don't think it's going to go well for them)

Palace (they've added Eze, who I think will do well but the rest of their squad is so old it can only go downhill)

Wolves (haven't done anything this summer, and weren't as good as their finish suggested last year)

 

FA Cup:

Chelsea

 

Carabao Cup:

Who Cares? Let's go with ... Everton. That should give their fans a chance to mean they're on par with our CL/PL trophies from the last couple of years.

 

Random Predictions:

  • Everton to beat us at Anfield finally (it has to happen sometime! Maybe in a cup game where we put out the kids?)
  • Mane to win the Golden Boot for the first time
  • Leeds to finish ahead of Wolves
  • United to lead the league in penalties. Again.
  • Firmino to get more assists than goals this season playing a bit deeper than usual
  • City to go out in the round of 16 in Europe
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PL Winners: Man City.

 

Rest of Top 4:

Chelsea

Man United

Arsenal

 

Relegated:

Fulham

West Brom

Aston Villa

 

FA Cup Winners: Liverpool

Carabao Cup Winners: Man City (they always win it)

Champions League: Man City (they've thrown so much cash at it they'll get it eventually)

Europa League: Liverpool (we'll go out of the CL at the group stage)

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League Winners:

Man City

 

Rounding Out The Top Four:

Liverpool

Chelsea

United

 

Relegated:

Fulham

Aston Villa

West Ham

 

Better Than You Think:

Leeds - they'll finish top half. 

Chelsea - they'll challenge for the title. 

 

Worse Than You Think:

Arsenal - as per.

Leicester - they'll finish about 9/10

 

FA Cup:

Liverpool - might be the year we have a go at it. 

 

Carabao Cup: 

Chelsea or City

 

 

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This will be an interesting thread to look back on!

 

PL Winners, Liverpool

2nd city

3rd spurs

4th arsenal

 

Relegated Fulham, West Ham & Brighton

 

Better than you think, West Brom

Worst than you think, united. They aint getting fucking 18 penalties to help them this season!

 

EFL Cup chelsea

FA Cup united

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I assume anyone pegging City for the title has not looked at their squad. The depth is illusory; with another year on Aguero & Fernandinho’s clock and David Silva out now too it’s turning into a bit of a shit show. They won’t touch 90 points without major additions. Bank it.

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League Winners:

Chelsea

 

Rounding Out The Top Four:

The Cheats

Man Utd

Liverpool

 

Relegated:

Leeds

Villa

Fulham

 

Better Than You Think:

West Brom - awkward bastards will finish about 13th

 

Southampton - Top 8

 

Worse Than You Think:

Us - sadly....our failure to strengthen and build from a position of strength and asking the same small group of players to try and go again will backfire on us.

 

Wolves - think a slide back to about 10th is on.

 

Leeds - they will be shite....big club my arse.

 

FA Cup:

The Cheats

 

Carabao Cup:

Might go to a really shite side this year given the nature of the season - can't see the top sides giving a toss.....We will certainly not push for it (same in FA Cup) - gonna go for a wild card and say West Ham....(watch them get the cheats away early now)

 

Random Predictions:

  • Ancelotti and the shite to part company before Christmas.
  • We even though we are in Pot 1 will pull a much harder group in the European Cup than The Cheats.
  • Mourinho to get bin bagged well before Christmas.
  • Coronaphobia to lead to another lockdown and season being stopped.
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85 points, wherever that takes us.

After the intensity of the past few seasons, I think burnout is going to be a real problem for us, and the level of substitutes is such a drop off.

After winning so easily last season, from FSG's point of view investment is not needed so it will be profit taking time.....

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League Winners:

Chelsea

 

Rounding Out The Top Four:

Liverpool 

City

Man Utd 

 

Relegated:

West Brom

Brighton

Fulham

 

FA Cup:

Man City

 

Carabao Cup:

Man City 

 

Champions League

Bayern Munich 

 

Europa League

Sevilla 

 

Random predictions:

 

We will draw some Brexit twat non entities in the FA cup and when Klopp doesn't play the first team a week before the Champions league restarts Talkshite, Trevor Sinclair and loads of agenda driven cunts will say we disrespected the FA Cup.

 

Werner will win the Golden boot and this place will go into meltdown about why we were mingebags and didn't buy him.

 

Pep will have another massive meltdown by October over a few innocuous decisions going against them. 

 

Wolves will be in the top 6 until March and fall away. 

 

Everton will have a decent run in the league but just miss out on Europa league qualification. Hamez will be out for 6 months with a nothing injury. 

 

David Moyes will get sacked early on and the West Ham fans will demonstrate against the owners. 

 

Mourinho will throw about 4 players under the bus when they are around mid table.

 

The league will get stopped around February but there will be no calls for null and void because Liverpool wont be top at that point. 

 

Conte, Zidane, Koeman and Tuchel will all leave their jobs before the end of the season.

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Winners: City

 

2nd chelsea

3rd Liverpool

4th Utd

 

Fa Cup: We’ll forfeit it again, looking at the fixture list, I’ll agree too. 

League Cup. Liverpool

 

Champions League: Last 8

 

Think well stay in contention until the end of January, squad depth will fuck us over when the fixtures come thick and fast going into Feb. 

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On 05/09/2020 at 21:47, FrenchEyeGlass said:

PL Winners - Liverpool

FA Cup Winners - Liverpool

Carabao Cup Winners - Liverpool

CL Winners - Liverpool

Europa League Winners - Liverpool

Super Cup Winners - Liverpool

World Club Cup Winners - Liverpool

Pep is a bald fraudulent cheating cunt Winners - Liverpool

Transfer Window Winners - Everton

Excellent, almost physic 

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