Messi

[Dr Nowt 23,897]

8 minutes ago, 1892-LFCWasBorn said:

Messi reluntantly staying at Barca for 1 more year

Can't even imagine what he's going through. This must be what it was like for Terry Waite.

[Arnaud 625]

A loose- loose situation. Great for everyone.

[Elite 8,555]

4 minutes ago, Arnaud said:

A loose- loose situation. Great for everyone.

What a slack comment.

[Dr Nowt 23,897]

Elisabeth Fritzl quoted this morning as saying Messi's treatment is bringing it all back for her. 

[Geoff Woade 551]

Who’d have thought it would turn out that it’s Ronaldo who is actually quite sound and it’s Messi who’s a complete throbber.

[1892-LFCWasBorn 2,516]

I will be doing some top notch trolling on Blue Moon and on Twitter once it's confirmed he's staying.

 

I'll also be making a nice profit out of it as I got 4.0 on SkyBet.

[dockers_strike 1,910]

Ah well, he'll be another year older and another year older if city sign him next season. That's if he doesnt kiss and make up saying he wants to finish his career at the 'more than a club' club.

[Elite 8,555]

Entitled little prick.

[Section_31 19,372]

1 hour ago, Dr Nowt said:

Can't even imagine what he's going through. This must be what it was like for Terry Waite.

Apparently Terry Waite wasn't a hostage, he just misunderstood the instructions.

 

[Anubis 17,177]

#FreeTheBarcaOne

[Scott_M 5,107]

[Anubis 17,177]

Fair to say some City fans will be demanding the club take it to CAS....

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=%23FreeMessi&src=typed_query&f=live

[Manny 1,288]

[Marko121 354]

If this means that he leaves on a free at the end of next season, how will their fans react?

[Anubis 17,177]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A £26m/year hostage. Quite.

[cloggypop 10,874]

50 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Apparently Terry Waite wasn't a hostage, he just misunderstood the instructions.

 

Managed to find the only radiator in the Middle East to handcuff himself to. 

[Section_31 19,372]

Nobody is surprised, he's got no balls at all, greatest sportsman of all time my arse. 

[Arnaud 625]

9 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Nobody is surprised, he's got no balls at all, greatest sportsman of all time my arse. 

Exactly 

[Anubis 17,177]

Guess there was a release clause after all.

 

 

 

[1892-LFCWasBorn 2,516]

Bahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

I'm off to Blue Moon to troll the cunts:

 

[Dr Nowt 23,897]

He's got a fucking DVT sock tattooed on his leg.

 

[1892-LFCWasBorn 2,516]

Fucking hell. He gets €70m bonus for every season he stays.

[cloggypop 10,874]

Hope they keep his "loyalty bonus". 

[Section_31 19,372]

His Adam's apple is far too pronounced for someone of Hispanic dedent IMO, and his name's Lionel, this is often overlooked - his name is fucking Lionel.

[Dr Nowt 23,897]

BBC have live footage of Barcelona replying to Messi's fax.