Shit Goal Celebrations Through the Ages

[TheDrowningMan]

Thinking back across the entirety of your football-watching life, which player(s) are irrevocably linked in your mind to an abomination of a goal celebration?

 

I’ll start with:

 

David “Thank You For Your Cooperation” Platt’s oft-deployed limp-wristed flourish, which I can’t seem to find video evidence of, although a Google search tells me that it did exist.

 

Lee Sharpe’s corner flag fellatio / Elvis impersonator routine. A gyrating monstrously that lingers with far more resonance than anything else about his mediocre career.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Cunt Cahill punching the corner flag, then raising his hands in mock handcuffs, in support of his cunt brother who was jailed for assault. 

[Bjornebye]

I always thought this was a bit shit

 

 

 

[Trumo]

Robbie Keane's somersault. Shit.

 

Benteke's knee lift. Shit.

 

Pogba's 'dabbing'. Shit.

 

 

[Lario]

Neto for Wolves against us this season. Went all floppy hands when he thought he'd equalised.

 

Was worth watching for his disappointment when it was disallowed.

[Pete]

Shearer. Fucking boring cunt. 

[Aventus]

Richarlison has got to be one of the worst for shit celebrations. 

[Tony Moanero]

8 minutes ago, Pete said:

Shearer. Fucking boring cunt. 

Nah, Shearer’s celebration was sound. The simple ones are the best ones.

[Duff Man]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Nah, Shearer’s celebration was sound. The simple ones are the best ones.

Yep, defo agree with that. It's the over elaborate ones that are worst.

 

And always liked Shearer's, too. It was similar to the way Fowler celebrated a lot of his goals.

 

 

[Duff Man]

Kenny's is the best, isn't it? Just pure joy.

[Leyton388]

This

 

 

[magicrat]

Get that dancing bellend Pardew up and close the thread.

[dockers_strike]

Havent got clips of them but when he was a player, Fabio Capello's goal celebration used to do my nut. Straight, horizontal arms, fuck off. That Andreas Mueller was also shite with his hands on his hips and strutting around like a tart on acid. He can fuck off and all.

[3 Stacks]

49 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I always thought this was a bit shit

 

 

 

Nonsense. Did this at the club one time and the wamen were all over me.

[Remmie]

I admire the antagonistic nature of Mueller's celebration even if I was all in on England at the time

[dockers_strike]

That Tomas Brolin's jump and spin in the air celebration was shite as well. The fat cunt.

[Strontium]

[WhiskeyJar]

Peter Crouch the Robot. Always gave me a smile.

[Remmie]

Remember how elaborate the celebrations were getting when team wanted to be on 'they think it's all over' 

[JustTosh]

This one from Iceland ins't that bad. It's quite good actually:

 

 

[Bjornebye]

21 minutes ago, Stront19m Dog™ said:

Fuuuuuck offff!!!!!!! Worst shout ever that. 

[Horus]

Mick Channon and his stupid fucking windmill. 

[Guest]