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Guardiola and Mansour

Pep Guardiola has been summoned by Manchester City owner Sheikh Mansour to a crisis beheading in Abu Dhabi. Chelsea ended the club’s ‘Quadruple’ dream with a 1 – 0 win in yesterday’s FA Cup semi-final.

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“I look forward to the trip,” Guardiola told Soccer on Sunday. “For sure, I might be sacked or beheaded. We will discuss all of these things. I would prefer not to be sacked — or beheaded, frankly. But His Highness makes these decisions. This is normal.”

“We are still in three competitions,” said the former Barcelona boss. “I would like to help the team if I am still alive, but the most important thing is the players. Whether I am beheaded or not is a small detail.”

“My wife knows my final wishes,” he added. “Bury me in skinny jeans, with my head reattached if possible.”

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27 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

Has there ever been a spawnier bunch than this lot? Deflections, penalties, VAR? Never ends.

They certainly are , but maybe we should have the odd shot to see if it works for us.

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36 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Thinking about this semi final, Southampton after extra time would be my preference.

Prefer Leicester in order to keep them focused on the final rather than the league. Anyway they have just scored and can't see Saints coming back. Sorry for Ings 

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B-ROD Vs Tommy Tuchel in the FA cup final. At least Rodgers ego will explode to the size of Saturn and he might try loads of wacky formations in the remaining league games. 

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Just now, manwiththestick said:

Whatever that means.

It means all the twats claiming 4th was over yesterday will be claiming 4th is back on.

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11 minutes ago, m0e said:

It means all the twats claiming 4th was over yesterday will be claiming 4th is back on.

Guilty! Much needed break for us tonight. Lallana had a great chance to win it but a draw is still a big result for us. 

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7 minutes ago, Code said:

0-0 Chelsea

 

If Henry can avoid more fuck ups trying to ruin our season  we will be fine. . 

I think I’ve spotted the flaw in your plan.

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At least we haven't lost ground but beat Leeds and you'd probably been in with a real shot of 3rd. 

 

For all the excuses of injuries we have really fucked up the season every single way we can as a club 

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3 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

At least we haven't lost ground but beat Leeds and you'd probably been in with a real shot of 3rd. 

 

For all the excuses of injuries we have really fucked up the season every single way we can as a club 

Chelsea, Everton, Spurs and Arsenal say the same, to be fair.

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1 minute ago, m0e said:

Chelsea, Everton, Spurs and Arsenal say the same, to be fair.

They have but they don't have the injury excuse. Though bloos are starting to push it

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