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Other football - 2020/21


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https://socceronsunday.com/article/guardiola-summoned-to-crisis-beheading-after-quadruple-failure/

 

Guardiola and Mansour

Pep Guardiola has been summoned by Manchester City owner Sheikh Mansour to a crisis beheading in Abu Dhabi. Chelsea ended the club’s ‘Quadruple’ dream with a 1 – 0 win in yesterday’s FA Cup semi-final.

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“I look forward to the trip,” Guardiola told Soccer on Sunday. “For sure, I might be sacked or beheaded. We will discuss all of these things. I would prefer not to be sacked — or beheaded, frankly. But His Highness makes these decisions. This is normal.”

“We are still in three competitions,” said the former Barcelona boss. “I would like to help the team if I am still alive, but the most important thing is the players. Whether I am beheaded or not is a small detail.”

“My wife knows my final wishes,” he added. “Bury me in skinny jeans, with my head reattached if possible.”

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36 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Thinking about this semi final, Southampton after extra time would be my preference.

Prefer Leicester in order to keep them focused on the final rather than the league. Anyway they have just scored and can't see Saints coming back. Sorry for Ings 

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3 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

At least we haven't lost ground but beat Leeds and you'd probably been in with a real shot of 3rd. 

 

For all the excuses of injuries we have really fucked up the season every single way we can as a club 

Chelsea, Everton, Spurs and Arsenal say the same, to be fair.

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