Other football - 2020/21

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

West Ham score from a corner. Wonder how many hundred more we’ll before we even create a chance from one. It’s an old club tradition to be shit at corners, but we’re taking that to a new level as well these days.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Can nobody make a pair of shorts to fit Michail Antonio?

[niallers]

I can't imagine what west ham are currently thinking now as to why they didn't try lay a glove on us in January. They'd be far more in the race if they did.

[Jairzinho]

42 minutes ago, an tha said:

7th looks pretty likely for us.

 

We're currently eighth, we don't score any goals, Villa have two games in hand on us, Arsenal have one. Both are in better form.

 

We're lucky Leeds are losing tonight as we might just about scrape tenth. 

 

[an tha]

Just now, Jairzinho said:

 

We're currently eighth, we don't score any goals, Villa have two games in hand on us, Arsenal have one. Both are in better form.

 

We're lucky Leeds are losing tonight as we might just about scrape tenth. 

 

A good point well made.

[Jairzinho]

The most likely to get that 7th place is probably Everton.

 

Ancelotti is on record as saying he'd happily bin his three European cup winner medals for a crack at the Curly Wurly Tuna Chunks Shield. 

[an tha]

9 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

The most likely to get that 7th place is probably Everton.

 

Ancelotti is on record as saying he'd happily bin his three European cup winner medals for a crack at the Curly Wurly Tuna Chunks Shield. 

Sadly they'd have a good shout at winning it...so fuck that.

[Jairzinho]

3 minutes ago, an tha said:

Sadly they'd have a good shout at winning it...so fuck that.

One of the best squads in the competition, with comfortably the best manager with a history of winning European trophies...but...it's Everton. 

[an tha]

3 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

One of the best squads in the competition, with comfortably the best manager with a history of winning European trophies...but...it's Everton. 

A great leveller.

[Jairzinho]

Fucking ace this Betis side.

 

Front six -

 

Joaquin Carvalho Canales Tello

Fekir

Borja

 

 

[El Rojo]

1 hour ago, Joey8FrogsLegs said:

West Ham score from a corner. Wonder how many hundred more we’ll before we even create a chance from one. It’s an old club tradition to be shit at corners, but we’re taking that to a new level as well these days.

Once Van Dijk and to a lesser extent Matip were out, it would have made more sense to just get one player to roll it out for a goal kick while the others regroup. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

16 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Fucking ace this Betis side.

 

Front six -

 

Joaquin Carvalho Canales Tello

Fekir

Borja

 

 

Ha ha, Joaquin is 40 in July!  He was in the Spain team in 2002 Vs Steve Staunton and Niall Quinn.

[Jairzinho]

3 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Ha ha, Joaquin is 40 in July!  He was in the Spain team in 2002 Vs Steve Staunton and Niall Quinn.

He's still a good player, scored a great header today. 

 

He'd start for us at the moment.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

52 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Once Van Dijk and to a lesser extent Matip were out, it would have made more sense to just get one player to roll it out for a goal kick while the others regroup. 

No doubt. We regularly get in trouble as the opponent counter after our corners. Exactly opposite of one year ago. Also agree that Van Dijk is the main difference.

[Herp McDerp]

If you'd told me at the turn of the year that Bale would probably outscore Mane and Jesse Fucking Lingard would outscore Bobby by the end of the season I'd have laughed in your face. And yet here we are.

[Herp McDerp]

2 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

 

We're currently eighth, we don't score any goals, Villa have two games in hand on us, Arsenal have one. Both are in better form.

 

We're lucky Leeds are losing tonight as we might just about scrape tenth. 

 

Yup. 10th, we're finishing tenth, behnd the Arse if I had to guess. Although with the way they're going they may actually end up in the european spots. The only team in the below table that I'm 100% certain won't caths us is Southampton.

 

[sir roger]

10 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

He's still a good player, scored a great header today. 

 

He'd start for us at the moment.

To  be fair I'd probably start alongside Big Nat and I'm 61 and never got past Zingari Alliance standard.

[aRdja]

11 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Fucking ace this Betis side.

 

Front six -

 

Joaquin Carvalho Canales Tello

Fekir

Borja

 

 

In all likelihood, they’d probably finish 15th in the PL.

[aRdja]

9 hours ago, Herp McDerp said:

If you'd told me at the turn of the year that Bale would probably outscore Mane and Jesse Fucking Lingard would outscore Bobby by the end of the season I'd have laughed in your face. And yet here we are.

Bobby hasn’t been prolific for two years. 

[Herp McDerp]

12 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Bobby hasn’t been prolific for two years. 

 

Yeah, but it's Jesse Lingard.

[Johnlj]

Can we qualify for and win the SportPesa trophy. I've been dreaming of that the last couple of years. Icing on the cake much better than that obscure Cl and that low level competition called the premier league.

[J-V]

38 minutes ago, Herp McDerp said:

 

Yeah, but it's Jesse Lingard.

He can run faster than a snail has more power in his shots than a 5year old doesn't shit himself and want to pass when infront of goal.  It wasn't that hard to belive he'd out score that joke we have upfront if he was getting games as he is now

[Duff Man]

Love that Joaquin is still playing for Betis. Always think of this great quote from him back in the day when he was asked whether his dad was currently negotiating a move to another club:

 

"Nah, he's on the sofa at home with his arse hanging out the back of his trousers as usual."

[No2]

Joachim Löw announces he is stepping down after the Euros. This will become another unwelcome distraction, Gerrard doing great, Klopp doing shite, German vacancy, this shit writes itself. We really just need to win a couple of matches.

[El Rojo]

14 minutes ago, No2 said:

Joachim Löw announces he is stepping down after the Euros. This will become another unwelcome distraction, Gerrard doing great, Klopp doing shite, German vacancy, this shit writes itself. We really just need to win a couple of matches.

Gerrard for Germany. Everyone's happy.