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If you could have any liquid running through your veins...

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2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Quatro for nostalgia but Lilt is the better drink. This needs to be brought back.

 

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Yeah that was good, I was always partial to a Top Deck myself 

 

 

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came with a royal warrant. I reckon Princess Margaret filled her bog with it 

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Liquid gold so I could sell it off from time to time to raise money for those poor kids born with a cleft palate can get it fixed, or the kids with inward turning eyelashes get them corrected.

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The act of opening up a vein and draining the liquid puts me off then drinking it a bit here.  I'd rather just go to the shop for a nice bottle of red.

 

If you could piss beer, would you drink your own piss?

What if you could shit out a wheel of mature cheddar?  Would you fish it out of the loo, break out the crackers and tuck in?

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2 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

The act of opening up a vein and draining the liquid puts me off then drinking it a bit here.  I'd rather just go to the shop for a nice bottle of red.

 

If you could piss beer, would you drink your own piss?

What if you could shit out a wheel of mature cheddar?  Would you fish it out of the loo, break out the crackers and tuck in?

Don't be ridiculous. At the sophisticated dinner parties I throw, I'd be squatting over the cheese board.

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52 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Don't be ridiculous. At the sophisticated dinner parties I throw, I'd be squatting over the cheese board.

And this differs from your current dinner parties?

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49 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

And this differs from your current dinner parties?

Haven't had one in ages, apparently her mates weren't too impressed. 

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4 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

The act of opening up a vein and draining the liquid puts me off then drinking it a bit here.  I'd rather just go to the shop for a nice bottle of red.

 

If you could piss beer, would you drink your own piss?

What if you could shit out a wheel of mature cheddar?  Would you fish it out of the loo, break out the crackers and tuck in?

Why it's you, I'll ask for the powers that be to insert a tap on your stomach. Don't tell the others though, they might get jealous.

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1 hour ago, Elite said:

Why it's you, I'll ask for the powers that be to insert a tap on your stomach. Don't tell the others though, they might get jealous.

Thanks mate, although maybe I could have a bottomless pale ale colostomy bag? 

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