The ‘Everyone has... except me’ Thread

[Atticus Finch]

I had a pop tart once, Paula Yates

Does that count?

 

(courtesy of Viz circa 1980s)

[No2]

I have never tasted wine or coffee.

 

Never had a McDonald's breakfast, never been in Nando's or Greggs.

 

Never owned my own bike or games console.

[Nunavut Patrick]

I’ve never seen an episode of The Sopranos.

 

I’ve never seen the Pacific Ocean. I hope it’s as a blue as it is in my dreams.

[Champ]

I’ve never had a pop tart or a pot noodle or a crispy pancake for that matter.

 

I’ve never had a Nando’s.

 

I’ve never seen a LOTR film or any comic based film although I’m told I should watch The Joker.

 

I’ve never been to a music festival but kinda wish I had

[The Golden Eel]

36 minutes ago, No2 said:

I have never tasted wine or coffee.

 

Never owned my own bike or games console.

The fuck... One of these would be quite surprising. All four together - I don't quite know what to say. 

[TheHowieLama]

Never owned a bike? What, when someone tells you to get on yer bike you come back with yer shinebox?

[No2]

43 minutes ago, The Golden Eel said:

The fuck... One of these would be quite surprising. All four together - I don't quite know what to say. 

I have 4 older brothers so I had bikes and consoles, I just never owned them myself. 

 

The coffee comes from hating the coffee sweet in Cadbury Roses. Wine I just never bothered with.

[Tony Moanero]

5 minutes ago, No2 said:

I have 4 older brothers so I had bikes and consoles, I just never owned them myself. 

 

The coffee comes from hating the coffee sweet in Cadbury Roses. Wine I just never bothered with.

Coffee creams are lovely.

[No2]

10 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Coffee creams are lovely.

If you mean coffee slices them I would fully agree.

[Numero Veinticinco]

15 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Coffee creams are lovely.

Will you fuck off? Negged

3 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

I don’t currently own a pair of jeans.

 

Unlike practically everyone else, I eat sandwiches and burgers with a knife and fork.

Hahaha. I bet you eat pizza backwards, you mental cunt. Repped

[The Golden Eel]

37 minutes ago, No2 said:

I have 4 older brothers so I had bikes and consoles, I just never owned them myself. 

 

The coffee comes from hating the coffee sweet in Cadbury Roses. Wine I just never bothered with.

Ah, that's a little different then. You're not as much of a weirdo as I thought. I don't really drink wine either apart from when someone buys me a bottle at Christmas. Unless Buckfast counts, in which case I drink wine regularly. 

 

Another one from me is heartburn - no idea what that is. A mate of mine always complains about having it, he described it to me and I'm certain I've never had it. 

[Tony Moanero]

15 minutes ago, The Golden Eel said:

Ah, that's a little different then. You're not as much of a weirdo as I thought. I don't really drink wine either apart from when someone buys me a bottle at Christmas. Unless Buckfast counts, in which case I drink wine regularly. 

 

Another one from me is heartburn - no idea what that is. A mate of mine always complains about having it, he described it to me and I'm certain I've never had it. 

It’s acid reflux.

[Bjornebye]

21 minutes ago, The Golden Eel said:

Ah, that's a little different then. You're not as much of a weirdo as I thought. I don't really drink wine either apart from when someone buys me a bottle at Christmas. Unless Buckfast counts, in which case I drink wine regularly. 

 

Another one from me is heartburn - no idea what that is. A mate of mine always complains about having it, he described it to me and I'm certain I've never had it. 

You lucky fucker. Although I can imagine that bucky leaves a nice lining inside. Buckfast > Rennie. 

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

  4 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

I don’t currently own a pair of jeans.

 

I do but find them uncomfortable so tend to wear Chinos as my daily kecks.

 

[Captain Turdseye]

3 hours ago, The Golden Eel said:

Ah, that's a little different then. You're not as much of a weirdo as I thought. I don't really drink wine either apart from when someone buys me a bottle at Christmas. Unless Buckfast counts, in which case I drink wine regularly. 

 

Another one from me is heartburn - no idea what that is. A mate of mine always complains about having it, he described it to me and I'm certain I've never had it. 

Isn’t @Aw Geez on the Buckfast regularly now too? Is it big in NI or are you just a pair of plebs?

[Champ]

3 hours ago, The Golden Eel said:

Another one from me is heartburn - no idea what that is. A mate of mine always complains about having it, he described it to me and I'm certain I've never had it. 

Great shout. I’ve no idea what cramp is

[mgw100]

12 minutes ago, Champ said:

Great shout. I’ve no idea what cramp is

I also have no idea what cramp is

[Harry Squatter]

Never been to Benidorm or Ibiza. 

 

Never went on a family holiday abroad as a kid or even a proper holiday in Britain. My parents were bad mingebags and my Dad never took any time off work during the summer holidays. Didn't go to London til I was 22 and Scotland til roughly the same time. 

 

They took us to a caravan in Wales for 2 days every three years.  The majority of my summer holidays were playing footy, riding my bike, watching shit telly and waiting for my mates to come back from Spain or Greece. 

 

Probably what made me want to travel so much as an adult. 

[Rico1304]

1 minute ago, Doctor Troy said:

Never been to Benidorm or Ibiza. 

Never been to Ibiza. Went to Benidorm about 40 years ago and they were filming a documentary, little Rico in his bright yellow crown paints kit. 

[The Golden Eel]

36 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Isn’t @Aw Geez on the Buckfast regularly now too? Is it big in NI or are you just a pair of plebs?

Aye, it's pretty popular here, particularly in Lurgan apparently for some reason. I can only speak for myself, but I'm certainly a pleb. 

[Harry Squatter]

Never had any burning desire to get a tattoo. Even if someone offered me money to get one I still would have no interest in getting one or sitting there for hours while someone burns a load of ink into my skin. 

 

 

[The Golden Eel]

33 minutes ago, Champ said:

Great shout. I’ve no idea what cramp is

I know what that is all right. Have probably only had it handful of times. The first time, in my teens, I got it in my thigh, I near fucking shit, didn't know what was going on. 

[Champ]

29 minutes ago, mgw100 said:

I also have no idea what cramp is

Seriously? I thought I was unique 

[mgw100]

42 minutes ago, Champ said:

Seriously? I thought I was unique 

Seriously dude

[Champ]

13 minutes ago, mgw100 said:

Seriously dude

And do people not believe you either?