The ‘Everyone has... except me’ Thread

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

They're all good at maths too. And wearing glasses.

 

Fuck off you whippet. Tea is massively popular in China. 

Doorstop. 

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, Tony Moanero said:

Dunking biscuits enhances the flavour.

Someone on here said the same about cheese. Only one of you are right. 

[Tony Moanero]

1 minute ago, YorkshireRed said:

Someone on here said the same about cheese. Only one of you are right. 

Someone on here dunks cheese in tea?

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Someone on here dunks cheese in tea?

Worse. 

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Worse. 

They dunk cheese in bean juice?

[Guest]

14 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Negged. What do you dunk biscuits in? Coffee?

Pandas don't eat biscuits. They eat penguins.

[YorkshireRed]

4 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Someone on here dunks cheese in tea?

If only it was a simple dunk then withdraw situation. Far more depraved than that. 

[Sugar Ape]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

I've never had sex with another man, which everyone on here has except me has.

 

30 minutes ago, Elite said:

Remember the Funhouse? that place was ace, health and safety nightmare these days though.

 

[3 Stacks]

Everyone I know seems to have a genuine love of eating. Love food, look forward to meals and have loads of favourite meals, etc... I think I'm the only one in my life who thinks of eating as a bit of a chore. 

[RedKnight]

Pop Tarts are awful sugary confections. Foul.

 

I've never tried smoking, never done drugs and I've been to Paris twice and never bothered going up the Eiffel Tower.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Everyone I know seems to have a genuine love of eating. Love food, look forward to meals and have loads of favourite meals, etc... I think I'm the only one in my life who thinks of eating as a bit of a chore. 

You need to broaden your horizons mate 

[Rico1304]

1 hour ago, Red_or_Dead said:

I have had a pop tart - they're not very good.

 

I have never, ever had a cup of tea.

 

 

I have never ever had a cup of coffee. 

[tokyojoe]

I've never eaten baked beans. Especially on a fry up.

[The Golden Eel]

Never seen a James Bond film. 

[Tony Moanero]

I don’t currently own a pair of jeans.

 

Unlike practically everyone else, I eat sandwiches and burgers with a knife and fork.

[cloggypop]

4 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

 

Unlike practically everyone else, I eat sandwiches and burgers with a knife and fork.

Are you Dutch, Tony? That's the norm here. 

[Section_31]

54 minutes ago, RedKnight said:

Pop Tarts are awful sugary confections. Foul.

 

I've never tried smoking, never done drugs and I've been to Paris twice and never bothered going up the Eiffel Tower.

Excellent. People seemed generally horrified and perplexed when I told them I'd been to Vegas and didn't gamble. Gambling's legal over here you helmets. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

11 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I don’t currently own a pair of jeans.

 

Unlike practically everyone else, I eat sandwiches and burgers with a knife and fork.

 

I don't currently own a pair of jeans that fit me. Fucking lockdown.

[Tony Moanero]

8 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Are you Dutch, Tony? That's the norm here. 

I have Irish, Scottish and German ancestry, but as far as I’m aware, no Dutch ancestors.

 

They have knives and forks in Maccies in the Netherlands?

 

 

[cloggypop]

Just now, Tony Moanero said:

I have Irish, Scottish and German ancestry, but as far as I’m aware, no Dutch ancestors.

 

They have knives and forks in Maccies in the Netherlands?

 

 

I have never been in McDonald's here. 

[YorkshireRed]

I’ve never had a kebab after a session on the ale. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, Nummer Neunzehn said:

Never had a Nando’s either. 

Once.

 

Never seen the point of going back. 

[sh#t waffle]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

My mate nearly burnt his kitchen down because of pop tarts. 

I mean I didn't like pop tarts either, but it sounds like your mate might have anger issues to me.

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, sh#t waffle said:

I mean I didn't like pop tarts either, but it sounds like your mate might have anger issues to me.

Ha ha.

[cloggypop]

Yeah, never been to Nandos either, or described food as being "cheeky".