Should Dave’s Mum Have Her Own Weekly TLW Column

[Anubis]

Following on from this week’s roundup, given Dave’s mum’s entertaining appearances by proxy, should she get her own column so we can read her thoughts for the week. I reckon it would be entertaining. She shits all over Robbie Savage’s mum, so I say yes.

[Mudface]

18 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Following on from this week’s roundup, given Dave’s mum’s entertaining appearances by proxy, should she get her own column so we can read her thoughts for the week. I reckon it would be entertaining. She shits all over Robbie Savage’s mum, so I say yes.

Isn't this illegal?

[Jairzinho]

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Should Dave’s Mum Have Her Own Weekly TLW Column

[Anubis]

48 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Isn't this illegal?

 

I didn't mean in a physical sense, and you well know it. In fact, On Dave's mum's behalf I am disgusted by your suggestion. Consider yourself on the naughty step.

[dave u]

You wouldn't be saying this if you read the whatsapp exchange I had with her over the "Lallana's emotional farewell" video.

 

Some cold, heartless shit that was.

 

She's right on the ball when it doesn't involve our lads though, I've got to give her that. She was onto Son Heung Min way before anyone else realised what he really was. She was spot on about Tom Davies looking like a garden gnome and her analysis of Sigurdsson puts to shame anything you'd see on MOTD or Sky ("he's useless if he has to move, all he kick do is kick a ball that's not moving").

 

That's before we even mention Jack Grealish.

[dockers_strike]

Just now, dave u said:

You wouldn't be saying this if you read the whatsapp exchange I had with her over the "Lallana's emotional farewell" video.

 

Some cold, heartless shit that was.

 

She's right on the ball when it doesn't involve our lads though, I've got to give her that. She was onto Son Heung Min way before anyone else realised what he really was. She was spot on about Tom Davies looking like a garden gnome and her analysis of Sigurdsson puts to shame anything you'd see on MOTD or Sky ("he's useless if he has to move, all he kick do is kick a ball that's not moving").

 

That's before we even mention Jack Grealish.

Sign her up Dave!

[Horus]

You should give me a fortnightly column. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Yeah, call it The Nouse of Usher!

[Bjornebye]

Pics or GTFO

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, dave u said:

You wouldn't be saying this if you read the whatsapp exchange I had with her over the "Lallana's emotional farewell" video.

 

Some cold, heartless shit that was.

 

She's right on the ball when it doesn't involve our lads though, I've got to give her that. She was onto Son Heung Min way before anyone else realised what he really was. She was spot on about Tom Davies looking like a garden gnome and her analysis of Sigurdsson puts to shame anything you'd see on MOTD or Sky ("he's useless if he has to move, all he kick do is kick a ball that's not moving").

 

That's before we even mention Jack Grealish.

 Never mind her footy analysis, what are her fry-ups like?

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

 Never mind her footy analysis, what are her fry-ups like?

I'm going to guess, beanie.

[Guest]

6 hours ago, Anubis said:

Following on from this week’s roundup, given Dave’s mum’s entertaining appearances by proxy, should she get her own column so we can read her thoughts for the week. I reckon it would be entertaining. She shits all over Robbie Savage’s mum, so I say yes.

Who do you think has been writing the transfer articles recently?

[deiseach]

1 hour ago, dave u said:

You wouldn't be saying this if you read the whatsapp exchange I had with her over the "Lallana's emotional farewell" video.

 

Some cold, heartless shit that was.

You say it like it's a bad thing.

[coachpotato]

Don’t have a scooby what this is about, but voted yes.

Someone has to keep Dave in check.

[Captain Turdseye]

I wish Dave’s mum was my mum. 

[VladimirIlyich]

19 hours ago, dave u said:

You wouldn't be saying this if you read the whatsapp exchange I had with her over the "Lallana's emotional farewell" video.

 

Some cold, heartless shit that was.

 

She's right on the ball when it doesn't involve our lads though, I've got to give her that. She was onto Son Heung Min way before anyone else realised what he really was. She was spot on about Tom Davies looking like a garden gnome and her analysis of Sigurdsson puts to shame anything you'd see on MOTD or Sky ("he's useless if he has to move, all he kick do is kick a ball that's not moving").

 

That's before we even mention Jack Grealish.

She spotted that Son was Korean? Sign her up.

[Arnaud]

L’Equipe says that PSG is monitoring Dave’s mum’s situation. 

[Butch]

On 29/07/2020 at 07:33, Jairzinho said:

Sign her up