Fuck off Frank Lampard

[Josef Svejk]

Sarri did a better job and I don't recall much support for him in the press... 

[Manny]

You'll have to point me to the transfer window where LFC profited from a global crisis, and Klopp was bought the cream of Bundesliga talent in order for the "needs time" comparison to fully stack up. Fucking hell, he's been bought Ziyech, Werner, Havertz, Thiago Silva, Chilwell and Mendy in a single window. They replaced the most expensive keeper in the world with another £20m+ one less than two years later. He's got Pulisic, Jorginho and Giroud on the bench. They've got CL football and a good set of young players. It's light years away from what Klopp came into - Lampard has got at least a two year head start on where Klopp was starting from and I'd argue three or four, personally.

 

"Needs time to build his team" give me fucking strength. They finished third and won the fucking Europa League the year before he started, he didn't take over at fucking Sheffield United. People talk about Sarri as if he was there for thirty years and built the youth academy with his bare hands when actually he did a decent job in his single season and, Jorginho aside (poor Frank, lumbered with a donkey like Jorginho), it's not like the team is stacked with 'his' players who need to be phased out in order to move forward with a new style of play.

 

In all seriousness I don't think Lampard is a terrible manager. But he's a Championship level manager at best for the moment as evidenced by the fact he couldn't get Derby out of the second tier even with a load of Chelsea loanees two years ago. You could give the Chelsea job to any Championship manager (probably League One as well actually) and they'd probably get at least the same tune out of this group of players, if not more: he's got the gravitas of a club legend and that's all he'd have over them.

 

Doesn't stop him pontificating on what's right and wrong in the game though, nor did it stop him being a dressing room sneak who either actively helped get managers the sack or did nothing to reel in others who did. So fuck him. I hope Pep Lijnders fucking webs the cunt all over Anfield in a few months time.

[Grinch]

56 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

Sarri did a better job and I don't recall much support for him in the press... 

Yup, a foreign manager would have been sacked by now. 

[Baltar]

Please stop criticising Frank and pray that he stays at Chelsea for a long time.

[Section_31]

Was obvious he'd be a fuckup, he's from the Tim Sherwood school, thumbs up to a goalscorer and makes out he's the horse whisperer, bargain bin "mind games" and a transfer list straight off Rashid's workplace's toilet wall.

 

Young English managers would be much better served doing decent stints as assistants or coaches, working abroad, getting all the coaching badges and talking to smart people. There's more to this shit than spending money and telling interviewers it's a game of two halves.

[Leyton388]

But but they won the transfer window 

[dockers_strike]

Amazes me Fwank doesnt make more use of Giroud. He's a better striker than he's given credit for but I guess he didnt cost £70m+ so doesnt fit the picture of 'yoof' or cost.

[Jairzinho]

I love the idea that because Klopp improved our team it means every single other manager, at every single other club, with entirely different situations, will definitely do the same. 

[Stickman]

 

[Crazy Dave]

Lampard made such a tit of himself in that clip. Must have a temper like Sonny Corleone.

 

 

[dockers_strike]

6 minutes ago, Stickman said:

 

He's a massive tit. As a manager, Jurgen pisses all over Fwank. And he managed to get a smaller club with less resources than derby, Mainz 05, promoted to the Bundesliga.

 

So the only cunt 'giving it the big one,' is you fattie.

[dave u]

47 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Was obvious he'd be a fuckup, he's from the Tim Sherwood school, thumbs up to a goalscorer and makes out he's the horse whisperer, bargain bin "mind games" and a transfer list straight off Rashid's workplace's toilet wall.

 

Young English managers would be much better served doing decent stints as assistants or coaches, working abroad, getting all the coaching badges and talking to smart people. There's more to this shit than spending money and telling interviewers it's a game of two halves.

 

You're doing my main man Tim a dis-service there mate.

 

Thumbs up to the goalscorer? Nah, he was so much more than that.

 

 

 

[Crazy Dave]

2 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

He's a massive tit. As a manager, Jurgen pisses all over Fwank. And he managed to get a smaller club with less resources than derby, Mainz 05, promoted to the Bundesliga.

 

So the only cunt 'giving it the big one,' is you fattie.

He’s talking to Lijnders in that clip, but he does also tell Klopp to fuck off. 

[Strontium]

Four points behind us now.

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Four points behind us now.

The best that they will be is four point behind us at our worst, it’ll not stay this way.

 

Fuck Fat Frank.

[Code]

Not looking good for poor old Frank this.

 

Point pr game for he different managers in the Abramovich era. 

 

 

[dockers_strike]

Has the clueless fat cunt not been sacked yet?

[s(k)aturation]

Ole, Frank, Brendan, Jose, Pep.

 

Is there a top 6 rival manager we don't despise?

 

Ancelotti, perhaps, ironically enough.

 

 

[dockers_strike]

15 minutes ago, skaro said:

Ole, Frank, Brendan, Jose, Pep.

 

Is there a top 6 rival manager we don't despise?

 

Ancelotti, perhaps, ironically enough.

 

 

I dont get this despies Rodgers myself.

[No2]

Just now, dockers_strike said:

I dont get this despies Rodgers myself.

Tried his best, didn't work out, was a bit of a knob at times. He's a decent person who is getting better at what he does. Leicester would be my choice to win the league if we can't. 

 

[s(k)aturation]

1 minute ago, No2 said:

Tried his best, didn't work out, was a bit of a knob at times. He's a decent person who is getting better at what he does. Leicester would be my choice to win the league if we can't. 

 

 

I'm fine with Leicester and Rodgers too.

 

Let he who is without knobbery cast the first foreskin.

 

[manwiththestick]

4 minutes ago, No2 said:

Tried his best, didn't work out, was a bit of a knob at times. He's a decent person who is getting better at what he does. Leicester would be my choice to win the league if we can't. 

 

Fuck Leicester, the amount of stick they gave us when they won it a few years back and we "hadn't" (copyright Sky 1992)? Nah, I'd rather City take another soulless title as I couldn't give a shite about them.

[VladimirIlyich]

14 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

I dont get this despies Rodgers myself.

He was a big headed egotistical cunt. 

[Mook]

29 minutes ago, skaro said:

Ole, Frank, Brendan, Jose, Pep.

 

Is there a top 6 rival manager we don't despise?

 

Ancelotti, perhaps, ironically enough.

 

 

After that last derby, Ancelotti is my most hated out the lot of them. Dirty Everton cunt that he is.

[Chip Butty]

1 hour ago, Code said:

Not looking good for poor old Frank this.

 

Point pr game for he different managers in the Abramovich era. 

 

 

That's a worse record than anything Oasis managed to knock out.