Who is getting shagged

[Raymond Duck]

19 hours ago, Chocoholic said:

Where's the Paddy Berger option?

I'm right here sweet cheeks x

[aRdja]

[Kevin D]

On 03/08/2020 at 07:06, aRdja said:

 

Gutted.

[angie]

I’ve gone for other as in the kit man graham carter. At my age and condition I’m not pulling any of the young fitties.

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, angie said:

I’ve gone for other as in the kit man graham carter. At my age and condition I’m not pulling any of the young fitties.

Col would. 

[General Dryness]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Col would. 

No offence to Ange, but Colin is a fucking deviant. I've got no problem with that at all, but let's not use the fact that he "would" to try to lift someones self confidence.

 

Self confidence that would soon seem misplaced once she was up to her wrists in his jacksie. 

[SlugTrail]

3 hours ago, angie said:

I’ve gone for other as in the kit man graham carter. At my age and condition I’m not pulling any of the young fitties.

You should always give it a try Ang. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, General Dryness said:

No offence to Ange, but Colin is a fucking deviant. I've got no problem with that at all, but let's not use the fact that he "would" to try to lift someones self confidence.

 

Self confidence that would soon seem misplaced once she was up to her wrists in his jacksie. 

I meant the kitman. 

[dave u]

Actual gay fellas have weird taste in men in my experience. The kind of men who straight fellas think are the most attractive are not generally the ones the gay fellas like.

 

Admittedly I'm basing this almost entirely on the weird tastes of @rb14 but based on that small sample size that's my finding.

 

Gini is by far the sexiest looking fella in the squad but Roger will no doubt tell us it Adrian or Shaq or some other random one we'd never have thought of.

 

He's got a massive crush on Trossard at Brighton, who looks like a young Nigel Farage.

 

He also loved Steve Finnan because of his 'sexy arms'.

[s(k)aturation]

 

I think it was Kevin Keegan when I was a boy and didn't understand such things or anything much.

Mind you, I used to think "You are the ref" in Shoot! was a tad sexual, such was my outrageous incipient fervour for football in the 1970s.

 

 

[Chocoholic]

Nah, it's on record that @rb14 has it bad for Robbo.

[rb14]

@dave u and @Chocoholic indeed. I'd be all over Robbo at the drop of a hat. Strong shouts too for both Rhys and Trent. And fuck me Steve Finnan. And let's be clear, fuck me Steve Finnan.

 

[TheBitch]

Steve Finnan. Hahahaha. 

[dave u]

See, I love Robbo but he proves my point perfectly. Straight fellas wouldn't see Robbo as being a looker.

[VladimirIlyich]

Steve Finnan looks a bit gormless to me.

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, dave u said:

See, I love Robbo but he proves my point perfectly. Straight fellas wouldn't see Robbo as being a looker.

No he's not Allison, VVD levels by a long stretch. Gini was/is just on another planet altogether. 

[Code]

Our first team staff includes 26 people apart from Klopp, two of them are women.

 

Id have to go for Mona Nemmer over Michelle Hudson. 

[VladimirIlyich]

9 minutes ago, Code said:

Our first team staff includes 26 people apart from Klopp, two of them are women.

 

Id have to go for Mona Nemmer over Michelle Hudson. 

Pics or GTFO.

[dave u]

24 minutes ago, Code said:

Our first team staff includes 26 people apart from Klopp, two of them are women.

 

Id have to go for Mona Nemmer over Michelle Hudson. 

 

The ones who try to out-straight everyone else are usually the ones in the closet.

[VladimirIlyich]

6 minutes ago, dave u said:

 

The ones who try to out-straight everyone else are usually the ones in the closet.

Its a bit crowded in there.

[Code]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Pics or GTFO.

 

https://www.liverpoolfc.com/team/first-team/staff/mona-nemmer

https://liverpoolfclatesttransfernew.blogspot.com/2019/07/liverpool-fc-nutritionist.html

https://www.liverpoolfc.com/team/first-team/staff/michelle-hudson

 

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, Code said:

 

https://www.liverpoolfc.com/team/first-team/staff/mona-nemmer

https://liverpoolfclatesttransfernew.blogspot.com/2019/07/liverpool-fc-nutritionist.html

https://www.liverpoolfc.com/team/first-team/staff/michelle-hudson

 

The first and second photos look like two completely different women but its Mona Nemmer in both. I wouldnt fancy her in the first photo but would in the second one. The masseuse in the third photo would kill me in a fight so not for me personally.

[sir roger]

7 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Steve Finnan looks a bit gormless to me.

I always thought he had a look of Matt Damon

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, sir roger said:

I always thought he had a look of Matt Damon

You have more of a handle on these things than I do.

[rb14]

8 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Steve Finnan looks a bit gormless to me.

I wasn't intending to engage him in deep, penetrative exchanges about philosophy.

 

Philosophy my arse.