Maya Jama is in fine fettle

[Tj hooker]

Apologies for the music but ffs those boots 

[Bjornebye]

That chair spin I thought we were getting a snatch peek there !

[Harry's Lad]

8 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Apologies for the music but ffs those boots 

The fun you could have......

[Curly]

I don’t like the cut of her jib. I don’t know why. Sue me

[Bjornebye]

Just now, belarus said:

I don’t like the cut of her jib. I don’t know why. Sue me

One less swinging dick in the queue mate nice one 

[Harry's Lad]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

One less swinging dick in the queue mate nice one 

Swinging?

[Curly]

Just now, Harry's Lad said:

Swinging?

Didn’t want to say...

[bigthrusts]

[Bobby Hundreds]

I wouldn't be averse to putting my peepee in her poopoo. Let it be known.

[Harry's Lad]

2 hours ago, bigthrusts said:

 

[Mudface]

Fat arse and that elbow looks lethal. 

[Section_31]

[KMD7]

2 hours ago, bigthrusts said:

Fucks sake

[Bjornebye]

I said previously that I’m not keen on her feet. I’d absolutely marry her head off if she cut her feet off. Them heels are a fucking disgrace. The only way I’d get a hard on if I was inspecting them while she’s bent over like that is if she farted 

[Clem H Fandango]

im clearly out of touch, i thought maya jama was some kind of easter island dance craze.

[Josef Svejk]

18 hours ago, bigthrusts said:

That needs Cupid's arrow through it... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Yes, I resisted filthier urges. I'm a gentleman.) 

[bigthrusts]

[No2]

Holy fuck.

[dandyman]

Judging by the trailer at HT in the unmentionable, she is looking in fine fettle tonight.

10 nights we get of her 

[Special K]

11 minutes ago, dandyman said:

Judging by the trailer at HT in the unmentionable, she is looking in fine fettle tonight.

10 nights we get of her 

She was stood like she'd thrown her hip out

[Paulie Dangerously]

1 minute ago, Special K said:

She was stood like she'd thrown her hip out

I'd throw my hip out just by having a ferocious wank over her 

[dandyman]

Just now, Paulie Dangerously said:

I'd throw my hip out just by having a ferocious wank over her 

I already have

[bigthrusts]

52 minutes ago, dandyman said:

Judging by the trailer at HT in the unmentionable, she is looking in fine fettle tonight.

10 nights we get of her 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Crikey she's nice to look at. 

[Bob]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Crikey she's nice to look at. 

She is, but wow she’s irritating to listen to. Last nights programme was my first ever run in with her in any medium, and I couldn’t stand it.