Maya Jama is in fine fettle

[skend04]

Just now, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Was going to make a cream filling joke, but I'm better than that.

I was thinking that I'd like to eat from her cup.

[Bruce Spanner]

Her ex is Stormzy, a man who always strikes me as someone who would be a compassionate and considerate lover. In fact on being asked the question 'Would you lick a fanny?' responded thus 'of course, yeah, it's great why would you not? To feel your lover writhe and contort in pleasure, to moan and beg for more, is a huge turn on and she loves it. It makes the sex better and more enjoyable for both, or three of us if we're feeling like bring somebody else in. So, yeah, of course, it's wonderful. Only emotionally stunted 'tards wouldn't'

[Strontium]

Even the non-pussy eaters would be converted if she sat on your face. A truly magnificent creature.

[bigthrusts]

[bigthrusts]

[Preston Red]

Crikey!

 

She's fast moving into the bracket of "Allowed to fart upon my toothbrush".

[bigthrusts]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Section_31]

Her name sounds like a carrier battle in the Pacific theatre.

 

I'd like to spruance myself up and take her out, make her a cocktail with a suicidal hint of vodka and zero in on her nipples.

[Jairzinho]

Footage of Section and Maya here half an hour or so after she'd finished her octuple vodka and coke.

 

[Rico1304]

I can see why you all find her attractive, she’s stunning.  But I can also see she’d probably be the most annoying, needy, cunt in the world. If ever there’s a candidate for the phrase ‘somewhere someone is fucking sick of shagging her’ it’s her.  I’d love her to prove me wrong like. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

If I took her to bed the only thing harder than my dick would be her laughing.

[bigthrusts]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[bigthrusts]

[Bjornebye]

I bet she's got a foot like a traction engine 

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I bet she's got a foot like a traction engine 

She's got feet?

[Mudface]

Those lights are a bit low.

[Elite]

On 05/01/2021 at 00:01, Strontium Dog™ said:

Even the non-pussy eaters would be converted if she sat on your face. A truly magnificent creature.

I'm not sure that's how being a homosexual works mate.

[sir roger]

Probably not , but it's got to be an upgrade on most conversion therapies.

[Lario]

Everytime I see her name, this pops striaght into my head.

 

 

[Chip Butty]

On 04/02/2021 at 23:29, bigthrusts said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

They're not real walls. 

[cochyn]

4 hours ago, Chip Butty said:

They're not real walls. 

And why is there hazard tape on the second step, but not the first? Baffling.

[bigthrusts]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

[Harry's Lad]

On 04/01/2021 at 16:01, skend04 said:

I was thinking that I'd like to eat from her cup.

It's not her cup I want to eat from.

[Total Longo]

18 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

What on earth is going on with her kecks here?