Maya Jama is in fine fettle

[Vincent Vega]

1 hour ago, Lario said:

As my nan used to say, "is it any wonder there's rape in the world!". 

 

 

Judge Pickles here.

[Tj hooker]

Dear god she is something else 

[Baltar]

Physically she's perfect. Not sure about her personality, comes across self-absorbed and annoying. But I could overlook those on account of her other features.

[No2]

Has her phone ever been hacked?

[Curly]

She’s not my bag.

 

I know I’m lining up the “pointy elbows” piss takes, but she doesn’t. I don’t know why, but it is what it is. 
 

I bet she cooks a shite brekkie as well.

[YorkshireRed]

17 minutes ago, belarus said:

She’s not my bag.

 

I know I’m lining up the “pointy elbows” piss takes, but she doesn’t. I don’t know why, but it is what it is. 
 

I bet she cooks a shite brekkie as well.

Same. I’ve looked at all the pictures of her on here and she’s not quite my cup of tea. If she was a cup of tea I’d still drink her, but she’s not made how I like it. I’d need a ginger snap on the side to dunk in order to distract me from the fact I prefer other blends. 

[Section_31]

41 minutes ago, belarus said:

She’s not my bag.

 

I know I’m lining up the “pointy elbows” piss takes, but she doesn’t. I don’t know why, but it is what it is. 
 

I bet she cooks a shite brekkie as well.

There's far better out there, and I'll tell her that if I ever see her in the street. Video footage of Christina Millian getting waxed downstairs is where it's at.

 

 

[bigthrusts]

 

[s(k)aturation]

On 23/11/2020 at 03:29, Section_31 said:

There's far better out there, and I'll tell her that if I ever see her in the street. Video footage of Christina Millian getting waxed downstairs is where it's at.

 

 

 

 

Yeah, that waxer is definitely in the box seat, so to speak.

 

 

 

[dandyman]

Praise be to God

 

https://twitter.com/MayaJama/status/1311973922880004096/video/1

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 22/11/2020 at 10:54, Tj hooker said:

Dear god she is something else 

Lario's nan?

[Curly]

8 hours ago, bigthrusts said:

 

What does that mean? As in, “Im so great that people will say I’ve air brushed it, but I haven’t so he’s a video to prove how great I am, which I definitely know”.

 

She’s a bell

[Mook]

4 minutes ago, belarus said:

What does that mean? As in, “Im so great that people will say I’ve air brushed it, but I haven’t so he’s a video to prove how great I am, which I definitely know”.

 

She’s a bell

Aye, she comes across as a complete waste of some very nice skin.

 

Mental how some people can have absolutely no self awareness at all.

[Section_31]

Her thighs freak me out a bit, they look like German officer pants.

 

 

[Harry's Lad]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Her thighs freak me out a bit, they look like German officer pants.

 

 

I bet you wouldn't object to them wrapped around your head though.

[bigthrusts]

MOBO's last night. 

 

[dandyman]

14 minutes ago, bigthrusts said:

MOBO's last night. 

 

Bollocks, she was in Leeds last night was she?? I’d have put her up if I’d have known. 

[No2]

On 04/12/2020 at 08:21, belarus said:

What does that mean? As in, “Im so great that people will say I’ve air brushed it, but I haven’t so he’s a video to prove how great I am, which I definitely know”.

 

She’s a bell

I took it to mean she has a vibrator ploughed into her.

[Rico1304]

She’s desperate to fill the Caroline Flack gap. 
 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Weren't we all.

 

This girl is on Sunday brunch this week I think. I hope she doesn't have a too early to barely dress code.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Fucking wooly jumper!

[Stickman]

On 10/12/2020 at 06:00, Bobby Hundreds said:

Weren't we all.

 

This girl is on Sunday brunch this week I think. I hope she doesn't have a too early to barely dress code.

 

11 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Fucking wooly jumper!

 

On 04/12/2020 at 08:28, Section_31 said:

Her thighs freak me out a bit, they look like German officer pants.

 

 

 

 

She's obviously been reading this thread

[Bobby Hundreds]

Hang on a minute it's not a full wooly jumper just the neck and sleeves, which I'm all for on its own.

[bigthrusts]

Nice dessert. 

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Was going to make a cream filling joke, but I'm better than that.