Stuff you find in the man drawer

[Mook]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

Allen keys.

 

I had to read that twice, I was thinking what sort of lucky bastard has Alicia Keys in his drawer.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Mook said:

I had to read that twice, I was thinking what sort of lucky bastard has Alecia Keys in his drawer.

Its Elite so more chance it would be Keith Allen 

[Mook]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Its Elite so more chance it would be Keith Allen 

Or alien keys.

 

"What's that you've got dear?"

 

"My alien Keys from the drawer upstairs."

 

"What do they do?"

 

"Open up an interdimensional door to the Tanktata system."

 

"Ok, remember to get rice on your way home."

[El Rojo]

A dice from a Christmas cracker.

 

A knock-off Swiss Army knife. 
 

An ancient notebook that’s blank from the second page onwards. 

[johnsusername]

A couple of usb cables. 

[Bjornebye]

One playing card. Can be anything. Just one though. 

[Scooby Dudek]

25 minutes ago, Mook said:

I had to read that twice, I was thinking what sort of lucky bastard has Alicia Keys in his drawer.

No one would believe you. 

[Tony Moanero]

28 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

 

A knock-off Swiss Army knife. 
 

I’ve got one of these somewhere. Never used it!

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

35 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

A couple of usb cables. 

yep, plus a couple of those printer cables with the funny ends

[Rico1304]

42 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

A dice from a Christmas cracker.

 

A knock-off Swiss Army knife. 
 

An ancient notebook that’s blank from the second page onwards. 

I always keep the little screw driver kits from crackers. 

[Elite]

53 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Its Elite so more chance it would be Keith Allen 

Fuck all wrong with Keith Allen.

[Elite]

No one has said Maddie yet.

 

This place is going downhill.

[Rico1304]

9 minutes ago, Elite said:

No one has said Maddie yet.

 

This place is going downhill.

TK has flounced.  

[VladimirIlyich]

SCART leads in every spare drawer in the house. HDMI and Wireless technology really threw me a curveball.

[YorkshireRed]

The wife’s car keys, tape measure, assorted screws and notebooks with various diy project designs. 

She’s the man in our house so the only drawer that fits this thread is hers.
 

I’m not sure I even have a drawer I could confidently call my own. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

19 hours ago, Elite said:

No one has said Maddie yet.

 

This place is going downhill.

Spot on. We need to bin this thread and re-start it incase any outsiders look in. What would they think of us 

[Alan Sex]

If it’s a bedside drawer, crusty sock. Single. 

[cochyn]

Ancient beer bottle opener with the weird spike thing for piercing pre-ring-pull cans. Origin unknown.

Set of earbuds tangled around fucking everything sharp and metallic, whose sole purpose in the modern age is to make a good rummage almost impossible.

Tiny scissors.

Odd black plastic bits that could be a wine stopper, could be the bits from an old bulb holder. But you keep it 'just in case'.

Sand.

 

 

[cochyn]

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[Bjornebye]

A copy of a shit late 90's, early 00's album with about 6 songs on it from the shit supplement bit off the Sunday Mirror. 

[Scooby Dudek]

8 hours ago, cochyn said:

Ancient beer bottle opener with the weird spike thing for piercing pre-ring-pull cans. Origin unknown.

Set of earbuds tangled around fucking everything sharp and metallic, whose sole purpose in the modern age is to make a good rummage almost impossible.

Tiny scissors.

Odd black plastic bits that could be a wine stopper, could be the bits from an old bulb holder. But you keep it 'just in case'.

Sand.

 

 

No matter how much time you spend untangling earbuds, when you go back they are unwrapped and tangled around everything again.

[skend04]

Waxing strips.

 

Not sure what the fuck they are doing there, looks like the only thing the ex didn't take when she left.

 

I might use them.

[cloggypop]

Cycle repair kit containing no patches and an empty tube of glue. 

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, Scooby Dudek said:

No matter how much time you spend untangling earbuds, when you go back they are unwrapped and tangled around everything again.

I use mine for working from home and if I go for a piss I just unplug them from my phone and go the bog with the things dangling about. If I don't they will end up wrapped round the telly in a cleat hitch or something. Even then I get back and have to take them out to un-twirl them so they don't choke me. 

[Trumo]

An old tape measure with the tape bent out of shape, and extending to only 1.8m anyway.