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8/7/2020 Brighton (A) Premier League 20:15


Bjornebye
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Listening to Martin Tyler reminds me of that Irvine Welsh novella ‘The Acid House’.
 

There’s a chapter called ‘Christmas With Blind Cunt’, about a visually-challenged, tedious know-it-all, who sits right up at the bar and is permanently smugly correcting everyone else in there with pedantic snides, while they’re minding their own business and talking privately.
 

In the finish, two of the bar regulars are walking home in a blizzard when they find him lying in the snow bleeding from the head. Instead of helping or calling an ambulance, they look at each other conspiratorially, loot his wallet, kick him in the face and cover him with snow.
 

He then dies.

 

Hope this helps.

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