Most Shocking Celebrity Stories

[Bjornebye]

That fatty from Blue sticking his big toe up Jordans beaver in the bath. 

[Trumo]

Benicio Del Toro ploughing Scarlet Johansson in the lift at the Oscars ceremony around the time she started getting famous.

[Elite]

Dirty Den giving his finger a blowie on a webcam.

[Dr Nowt]

Dead hard Ross Kemp getting beaten up by that harpy who was Murdoch's right-hand woman.

[Dr Nowt]

3 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Dead hard Ross Kemp getting beaten up by that harpy who was Murdoch's right-hand woman.

Actually, she's essentially the devil in - well, not human form, but a different form - so maybe an oyxmoron.

[Anubis]

Katy Perry marrying Russell Brand.

[Mudface]

39 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Katy Perry marrying Russell Brand.

Brand divorcing Perry because he wanted children and she didn't.

[johnsusername]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

Brand divorcing Perry because he wanted children and she didn't.

Isn't she pregnant?

[JagSquared]

20 hours ago, johnsusername said:

Isn't she pregnant?

She didn’t want them with him.

[Bjornebye]

Kyle Walker filming his missus let her pug lick her out 

[Bjornebye]

David Walliams being outed as a bit of a creep on twitter as we speak

 

 

 

 

 

[aws]

Lana Turner stabbing mafia man Johnny Stompanato to death and getting her daughter to take the rap. 

[Elite]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

David Walliams being outed as a bit of a creep on twitter as we speak

 

 

 

 

 

Probably doing book signings.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

With his cock.

[Aventus]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

David Walliams being outed as a bit of a creep on twitter as we speak

 

 

 

 

 

He's done fuck all wrong there, I was expecting some actual creepy behaviour, the worst thing he did was ask some fans to come back stage, and then did nothing close to creepy. 

 

The bar for getting #metoo'd is getting lower every day. 

[KMD7]

6 minutes ago, Aventus said:

He's done fuck all wrong there, I was expecting some actual creepy behaviour, the worst thing he did was ask some fans to come back stage, and then did nothing close to creepy. 

 

The bar for getting #metoo'd is getting lower every day. 

Bit dodgy behaviour with them being underage though. He should have made sure their parents were invited too. Creepy prick

[Aventus]

13 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Bit dodgy behaviour with them being underage though. He should have made sure their parents were invited too. Creepy prick

It's only seen as dodgy because of the implication that blokes inviting girls back to the dressing room is so they can fuck them. 

He didn't do that though, by all accounts the girls had a great day with nothing sexual even being suggested.

 

BGT fans will mainly be youmd girls anyway so it's not like they were cherry picked and he probably has people's nans backstage too, and various other ages and genders. 

 

The girls parents were probably at home, I doubt Dave told their ma's to sit outside like. 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Aventus said:

It's only seen as dodgy because of the implication that blokes inviting girls back to the dressing room is so they can fuck them. 

He didn't do that though, by all accounts the girls had a great day with nothing sexual even being suggested.

 

BGT fans will mainly be youmd girls anyway so it's not like they were cherry picked and he probably has people's nans backstage too, and various other ages and genders. 

 

The girls parents were probably at home, I doubt Dave told their ma's to sit outside like. 

How much is he paying you?

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Aventus said:

It's only seen as dodgy because of the implication that blokes inviting girls back to the dressing room is so they can fuck them. 

He didn't do that though, by all accounts the girls had a great day with nothing sexual even being suggested.

 

BGT fans will mainly be youmd girls anyway so it's not like they were cherry picked and he probably has people's nans backstage too, and various other ages and genders. 

 

The girls parents were probably at home, I doubt Dave told their ma's to sit outside like. 

What’s your favourite Gary Glitter song mate? 

[Rico1304]

51 minutes ago, Aventus said:

He's done fuck all wrong there, I was expecting some actual creepy behaviour, the worst thing he did was ask some fans to come back stage, and then did nothing close to creepy. 

 

The bar for getting #metoo'd is getting lower every day. 

Agree. If you look at her tweets she doesn’t say he ever acted inappropriately. Just that he has fans, who’d asked to meet him and made arrangements with his management, in his dressing room.  They provided phone numbers and contact details for everyone involved. 
 

She also has an Onlyfans site which I’m sure is a coincidence. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

On 05/07/2020 at 15:02, Dr Nowt said:

Dead hard Ross Kemp getting beaten up by that harpy who was Murdoch's right-hand woman.

I was told about this years ago by a flatmate who used to be the harpy's driver. He said that the harpy definitely didn't catch him in bed with another woman.

[Dr Nowt]

2 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

I was told about this years ago by a flatmate who used to be the harpy's driver. He said that the harpy definitely didn't catch him in bed with another woman.

I can only hope that caused her some genuine pain. 

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Gordon Ramsey making a documentary about cocaine and looking shocked and outraged throughout. He used to be a client of my firm and believe me, he deserves a fucking Oscar for that acting. 

Him being a beak head is hardly shocking. 

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

It was his absolute nerve in presenting a documentary about drug use that was shocking. A bit like Michael Barrymore doing a documentary about life guards. 

Hahaha 

 

 

"Celibacy with John Leslie" 

[Duff Man]

Occasionally catch a headline on the latest from that Depp case. Fuck knows who's telling the truth, but it all seems startlingly toxic. I mean I've had some blazing rows with girlfriends of christmas past, but it's never even got to full blown insults, never mind tossing glass objects at each other. At least old Johnny has Heard immunity now, I suppose.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Duff Man said:

Occasionally catch a headline on the latest from that Depp case. Fuck knows who's telling the truth, but it all seems startlingly toxic. I mean I've had some blazing rows with girlfriends of christmas past, but it's never even got to full blown insults, never mind tossing glass objects at each other. At least old Johnny has Herd immunity now, I suppose.

She took a shit in his bed maaan