Most Shocking Celebrity Stories

[Trumo]

9 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

Saville wasn't a shock, Rolf was (to me anyway)!

 

'Two Little Boys' takes on a whole new meaning.

 

Was going to mention Allison Mack and her sex cult thing.

 

Britney Spears going batshit and shaving her hair off.

 

Joe Scarborough murdering somebody (if you believe the insane ramblings of the orange fuckwit across the pond).

[Remmie]

Charlie Sheen having AIDS (bad shit house dog aids?) and still shagging pornstars unsheaved 

[Remmie]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

I'm surprised no mention of baby-shagging Lost Prophets weirdo, Ian Watkins.

 

Fuckin' H from Steps, who would have expected it? 

[Remmie]

R*oney granny shagging

[Trumo]

James Hewitt has never been in the same room as his son.

[Captain Turdseye]

Michael Jackson finger blasting Macauley Culkin and getting away with it. 

[Trumo]

Roman Polanski banging a 13 year old.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Matthew Kelly not being a nonce.

[Dr Nowt]

Aaron Hernandez driving round shooting people up Grand Theft Auto style for minor personal slights, while being a famous multi-millionaire athlete.

[Dr Nowt]

Nigel Pearson going on a solo wild walking holiday in the Transylvanian mountains, eschewing local warnings of bears and packs of wolves - while not shocking or in the league of most of these - still makes me laugh. One of the most incongruous things you could imagine almost anyone else ever involved in football management doing.
 

Would pay hundreds of pounds to watch a microphoned up Ron Atkinson or Alan Pardew, for example, retracing his footsteps with Attenborough’s camera crew maintaining their usual distance.

 

Pearson ending up having to fight a pack of hungry wolves off for hours by hitting them in the nose with his staff as they circled him, and eventually commando rolling into stinging nettles until they fucked off, raises it a few extra notches too.

[Dr Nowt]

The Queen’s middle son doing a world tour of openly being an absolutely fucking raging Jimmy.

[Juniper]

Matthew Broderick driving on the wrong side of the road with Jennifer Grey in Ireland, killing two people and refusing to apologise in person to the family of the mother and daughter he killed.

 

Go Go Gadget Twat

 

 

[Aventus]

4 hours ago, Elite said:

The poor bastard found dead in Barrymore's pool.

 

[YorkshireRed]

Fatty Arbuckle. 
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-14640719

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Dr Nowt said:

Aaron Hernandez driving round shooting people up Grand Theft Auto style for minor personal slights, while being a famous multi-millionaire athlete.

Yeah it's the equivalent of a top premiership footballer going around killing people for fuck all. He's obviously not right in the head but he seems to one of those nutters that's sound as fuck but then you hear they are in jail for GBH, Aaron was a notch above even those nutters.

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, Juniper said:

Matthew Broderick driving on the wrong side of the road with Jennifer Grey in Ireland, killing two people and refusing to apologise in person to the family of the mother and daughter he killed.

 

Go Go Gadget Twat

 

 

Repped for the closer.

[Dr Nowt]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

Yeah it's the equivalent of a top premiership footballer going around killing people for fuck all. He's obviously not right in the head but he seems to one of those nutters that's sound as fuck but then you hear they are in jail for GBH, Aaron was a notch above even those nutters.

Definitely. Matthew Upson blowing someone away because they parked diagonally across two spaces down the Lidl.

[Dr Nowt]

Just now, Dr Nowt said:

Definitely. Matthew Upson blowing someone away because they parked diagonally across two spaces down the Lidl.

Actually, need to rethink that. The mitigation route for his defence lawyer is crystal clear.

[littletedwest]

Fred the weatherman showing Ian Brown gay porn and setting him masturbation homework.

 

Gino de campo burgling Paul Young 

 

[johnsusername]

Stuart Hall indecently assaulting underage girls for over 20 years. Used to love his post-match reports on Radio 5. 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

13 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Stuart Hall indecently assaulting underage girls for over 20 years. Used to love his post-match reports on Radio 5. 

 

 

It's a nonce-out!

[cloggypop]

Phil Spector going down for murder was a bit mad. 

[Aventus]

35 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Fred the weatherman showing Ian Brown gay porn and setting him masturbation homework.

I am the weatherection

[chris71]

Bryan Robson caught hiding under Clare Tomlinson's bed. 

Garath Gates poking a pregnant Katie Price. 

[JohnnyH]

Wait until all the @dave u stuff comes out.