Thiago Alcantara

[El Dangerous]

Quite telling that whilst players like Xabi, Xavi and Pirlo were having fancy terms coined to describe their roles we were all laughing at Gareth Barry for being a crab. Might have helped if he was half as good as any of those players like.

[Bjornebye]

8 hours ago, Heinze said:

anal metronome

About 2,220,000 results (0.32 seconds)

Yeah sorry about that 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

13 hours ago, Grinch said:

They had xavi and iniesta? 

 

Trapped in carbon like Han Solo?   Why not plan for 2 years down the road?  Mentalists. 

[The Golden Eel]

4 hours ago, Scott_M said:

I always described Gareth Barry’s style as moribund. 

So did Phillip Parsons in The Times. 

[Chairman Meow]

On 20/08/2020 at 11:30, clockspeed said:

and the "

As has been evidenced since Klopp’s appointment and under sporting director Michael Edwards’ watch, there is a wide lens view on recruitment. Decision-making is not solely based on how superb a target is.

There is too much uncertainty at present for concrete declarations, but the basic line from Anfield is that Thiago is a player they would love to have under the right circumstances – and a factor in that is having space in the midfield for him without disrupting squad harmony."

 

 

I'd be interested in what kind of grade Paul would give her English. Always seems really badly written in my opinion.

 

18 hours ago, The Gaul said:

She's the single most overrated Liverpool reporter. She would not look at of place on the echo daily minute by minute update. 

 

She just waffles utter shite and always seems to use about 30 words when 5 would do in an attempt to sound like some kind of expert.

 

She's fucking shite.

 

That said, she's clearly doing her bit for equality by showing that women are equally as capable as men at being absolutely shit at being a pundit. 

[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, Chairman Meow said:

 

I'd be interested in what kind of grade Paul would give her English. Always seems really badly written in my opinion.

 

 

She just waffles utter shite and always seems to use about 30 words when 5 would do in an attempt to sound like some kind of expert.

 

She's fucking shite.

 

That said, she's clearly doing her bit for equality by showing that women are equally as capable as men at being absolutely shit at being a pundit. 

To be honest, she takes it to another level. Although she's maybe no worse than James Pearce. 

[Remmie]

I've heard metronome and gloveman loads of times before and I'm not that big a reader of football articles (including those by Reddy). 

[lifetime fan]

As bad as her writing is, it’s nothing compared to listening to her talk! 

[Barrington Womble]

29 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I've heard metronome and gloveman loads of times before and I'm not that big a reader of football articles (including those by Reddy). 

Maybe I just don't read enough hipster shit, as I've never heard of either. Maybe gloveman by American commentators. 

[Elite]

28 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

As bad as her writing is, it’s nothing compared to listening to her talk! 

She's got one of those voices that would either sound incredibly sexy when she's getting shagged or completely put you off your stroke 

[Barrington Womble]

Just now, Elite said:

She's got one of those voices that would either sound incredibly sexy when she's getting shagged or completely put you off your stroke 

The latter. 

[Arnaud]

4 minutes ago, The Gaul said:

Maybe I just don't read enough hipster shit, as I've never heard of either. Maybe gloveman by American commentators. 

Do Americans still use to yellowcard / to redcard? 

[Remmie]

8 minutes ago, The Gaul said:

Maybe I just don't read enough hipster shit, as I've never heard of either. Maybe gloveman by American commentators. 

I'm so hip hop that I don't stop, hipster to the max, don't wait up, word. 

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

I'm so hip hop that I don't stop, hipster to the max, don't wait up, word. 

Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella? 
 

Fo drizzle. 
 

 

That's how street I am. 

[Funkasy]

Can we call Shaqiri a metrognome then? 

[Crazy Dave]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

As bad as her writing is, it’s nothing compared to listening to her talk! 

The human equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. 

 

Pisses me off no end that a lot of the criticism she takes is dismissed as being sexist when it's actually just all about how bad her writing and delivery is. 

[Anubis]

47 minutes ago, Funkasy said:

Can we call Shaqiri a metrognome then? 

Leave my little Weeble alone.

[Elite]

28 minutes ago, Crazy Dave said:

The human equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. 

 

Pisses me off no end that a lot of the criticism she takes is dismissed as being sexist when it's actually just all about how bad her writing and delivery is. 

Her voice is bad but it's not as bad as female Boxer Katie Taylor, that really is nails on s chalkboard.

[Scott_M]

32 minutes ago, Crazy Dave said:

The human equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. 

 

Pisses me off no end that a lot of the criticism she takes is dismissed as being sexist when it's actually just all about how bad her writing and delivery is. 

Shes writing an LFC book. Imagine reading 300+ pages in her voice.

[Anubis]

Imagine her reading 300 pages in her voice for Audible....

[Crazy Dave]

1 hour ago, Scott_M said:

Shes writing an LFC book. Imagine reading 300+ pages in her voice.

I’ll take a hard pass on that one. That’s torture chamber material.

[Scott_M]

Chief sports writer of Bild...

 

[Rotpeter]

Isn't Bild the german S*n and usually full of shit?

[Bobby Hundreds]

Until after the champions league final its pointless you may aswell just post a picture of what you think is the finest example of a woman on yoga pants.

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

56 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Until after the champions league final its pointless you may aswell just post a picture of what you think is the finest example of a woman on yoga pants.

 

 

I'm waiting.