Pubs Re-Opening

[Mendoza]

 

[Stickman]

6 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Woolton village was heaving on Saturdsy, a few are doing takeaway pijys and people were sat in the street and on benches, looked like a festival, lunacy.

 

I'm fairly relaxed about the lock down measures that have been lifted so far, but pubs and cafes must surely be the most dangerous in terms of spreading a virus. Even a restaurant has some measure of control to it because you have to book and be shown to your table.

The village was heaving again Sunday the Nowhere Bar and Crust were doing takeaway pints which were taken away to basically stand in the roads or in the Elephant beer garden which was rammed . Thing is it’s been like that for a couple of weeks now.

I fail to see how pubs like The White Horse or the ones on Quarry Street such as the Cobden can open up as they must be the worst kind for any sort of social distancing...But it is doing 

[Chip Butty]

6 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Woolton village was heaving on Saturdsy, a few are doing takeaway pijys and people were sat in the street and on benches, looked like a festival, lunacy.

 

I'm fairly relaxed about the lock down measures that have been lifted so far, but pubs and cafes must surely be the most dangerous in terms of spreading a virus. Even a restaurant has some measure of control to it because you have to book and be shown to your table.

Concert square and around seal street had open bars(serving through hatches) all well and good, but considering the amount of people who showed up and the little matter of no toilets anywhere, you can imagine the scene. Birds were pissing in between parked cars, fellas up against wall It was a bio-hazard for that alone. 

 

 

Thats video of the boozer in Vauxhaul doing the rounds just about sums it all up. 

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Concert square and around seal street had open bars(serving through hatches) all well and good, but considering the amount of people who showed up and the little matter of no toilets anywhere, you can imagine the scene. Birds were pissing in between parked cars, fellas up againts walls. It was a bio-hazard for that alone. 

 

 

Thats video of the boozer in Vauxhaul doing the rounds just about sums it all up. 

Sounds like Kavos 10 years ago, with less shagging.

[Chip Butty]

Just now, Elite said:

Sounds like Kavos 10 years ago, with less shagging.

As I wrote I was going to re-write it with a starting - Broken glass, everywhere and ending, like they just don't care. 

 

Its like a jungle some time. 

[manwiththestick]

When lockdown occurred and the only thing you were allowed to do was go for walks and exercise, it meant all the fat lazy shites that wouldn't dream of doing it usually clogged up all the parks and nature reserves leaving trails of litter in their wake.

 

It will be much the same with the pubs, people will go just because they now can, the first few weeks will be horrendous, it will be like Christmas and New Year, full of dickheads. Anywhere like town will be a  massive swerve for me. 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

When lockdown occurred and the only thing you were allowed to do was go for walks and exercise, it meant all the fat lazy shites that wouldn't dream of doing it usually clogged up all the parks and nature reserves leaving trails of litter in their wake.

 

It will be much the same with the pubs, people will go just because they now can, the first few weeks will be horrendous, it will be like Christmas and New Year, full of dickheads. Anywhere like town will be a  massive swerve for me. 

Once the novelty wears off the numbers will go back to normal such as McDonalds/IKEA/etc queues etc. They'll be rammed at first and with alcohol involved, I can see things getting very ugly.

[Bjornebye]

31 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

When lockdown occurred and the only thing you were allowed to do was go for walks and exercise, it meant all the fat lazy shites that wouldn't dream of doing it usually clogged up all the parks and nature reserves leaving trails of litter in their wake.

 

It will be much the same with the pubs, people will go just because they now can, the first few weeks will be horrendous, it will be like Christmas and New Year, full of dickheads. Anywhere like town will be a  massive swerve for me. 

People who drop their litter are up there with nonces and and the fuhrer as far as I'm concerned. 

[Stickman]

The fact The Mail is already terming it “Super Saturday” say’s all you need to know how this is going to pan out ...

 

Throw in Liverpool playing Villa on the Sunday too with a 4.30 kick off ...

 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

The pub I normally go to is members only with a huge garden and snooker rooms separate from the rest of the place. Even with all that I don’t think I’ll bother. The points made earlier about toilets were good ones. 

[johnsusername]

I got pretty trollied in my garden on Saturday with a couple of mates and a crate of San Miguel. It was great.

 

Will I fuck be going near a pub this year. 

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Stickman said:

The fact The Mail is already terming it “Super Saturday” say’s all you need to know how this is going to pan out ...

 

Throw in Liverpool playing Villa on the Sunday too with a 4.30 kick off ...

 

 

 

Yeah, but with 2 weeks quarantine when coming in from Norway, it's already too late for them, so it'll be dead quiet except while Everton play on the Monday night

[Colonel Bumcunt]

4 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

A big problem with pubs and restaurants will be the toilets. Will they have members of staff disinfecting toilet seats, taps handles, etc. after every use?

I doubt it. Plus, plenty of toilets don’t have windows, so ventilation will be an issue.

Pffff, details.

 

I hope all the cleaning staff demand triple pay, or walk. 

Clean your own virus-magnet, dickheads.

[thegreatelephant]

the cat in the hat will continue outdoor lock-down grave disorder- al fresco fish & chips / beers until further notice. nice after a kick-about. much better than crowded, sweaty, risky pub going

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Did you ask for half a fish? 

[thegreatelephant]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Did you ask for half a fish? 

 

they gave him a piece of a battered fish - 

Luke 24:42

 

as it's in a religious setting.

 

 

i'm not the one holding the camera- i don't do that. think mine was fully present and correct for about 3 minutes

 

 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, thegreatelephant said:

 

they gave him a piece of a battered fish - 

Luke 24:42

 

as it's in a religious setting.

 

 

i'm not the one holding the camera- i don't do that. think mine was fully present and correct for about 3 minutes

 

 

Hang on, you're Alan McGhee? 

[thegreatelephant]

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hang on, you're Alan McGhee? 

my magpie eyes were certainly hungry for the prize

[Section_31]

Just got the proper "where are your papers!?!?" treatment from some twat in Costa because I'd stepped about an inch over 'the line' to look at the menu, "BACK BEHIND THE LINE SIR!!!". Even though I was still about ten feet away and he was behind  Hannibal Lecter glass. Just said "fuck this" and walked out.

 

Wouldn't mind but the whole "here to keep you safe" setup in there was a load of bollocks anyway. A one way system marked out by upturned chairs and mop buckets, like a kid had tried to create their own dungeons and dragons adventure in their nan's back garden.

 

See, I think you can get away with this shit if the shopping is essential and you're queuing up for Asda or something, but not if it's supposed to be something enjoyable like a coffee or a pint, where you're already paying well over the odds to begin with and the experience is virtually non existant, add on top of that being corralled and mouthed off at and I suspect some unsuspecting staff are going to get royally twatted.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Just got the proper "where are your papers!?!?" treatment from some twat in Costa because I'd stepped about an inch over 'the line' to look at the menu, "BACK BEHIND THE LINE SIR!!!". Even though I was still about ten feet away and he was behind  Hannibal Lecter glass. Just said "fuck this" and walked out.

 

Wouldn't mind but the whole "here to keep you safe" setup in there was a load of bollocks anyway. A one way system marked out by upturned chairs and mop buckets, like a kid had tried to create their own dungeons and dragons adventure in their nan's back garden.

 

See, I think you can get away with this shit if the shopping is essential and you're queuing up for Asda or something, but not if it's supposed to be something enjoyable like a coffee or a pint, where you're already paying well over the odds to begin with and the experience is virtually non existant, add on top of that being corralled and mouthed off at and I suspect some unsuspecting staff are going to get royally twatted.

Yeah if you were bar staff you'd be dreading it. The pub goers for the first few months will be the same selfish cunts who bounced around the last 3 months without giving the slightest bit of fuck about whats been happening. 

[Tony Moanero]

Any excuse, like.

 

BOLLOCKS TO SKY.

[cloggypop]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Any excuse, like.

 

BOLLOCKS TO SKY.

Is this a yoga move, Tony? 

[Tony Moanero]

2 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Is this a yoga move, Tony? 

Yes, makes them easier to backheel.

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, thegreatelephant said:

the cat in the hat will continue outdoor lock-down grave disorder- al fresco fish & chips / beers until further notice. nice after a kick-about. much better than crowded, sweaty, risky pub going

 

 

Are you in a cemetery getting pissed and eating fish and chips? 

[Mook]

Columbo over here.