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Starting again at life in middle age


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13 hours ago, elvis said:

So at the grand old age of 52 , I am about to leave the comfort of my home of nearly 15 years 

 

Moving into a flat on my own and absolutely dreading it 

 

Not my idea , but the marriage is stale as fuck so was going to happen sooner or later . 

So who do we have on here with similar experience ?

 

Get the Date thread back up and running. 

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14 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

It would be ace if this thread was titled 'Starting again at life in the Middle Ages.' 'I'm Henry the Eighth I am.'

"My previous relationship was  stale for years, the sex stopped and we wasn't getting on. Ultimately I had no choice but to have her beheaded. Only for her being decapitated, I think we could have remained friends." 

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Own music, own bedtime, own food, own music, licence to thrill, own crisps, can open a bevvy whenever you want, own routine, own peace and quiet, own music. 
 

For the first time in YOUR life in a long time it’s all about YOU. You came out your mums daffodil naked and alone. You will shuffle off this mortal coil naked and alone.  The inbetween bit isn’t all about everyone else. Some of it is but it’s YOU that lives YOUR life. As soon as you shut that door behind you for the first time on Monday make sure you open a beer right away because you are starting YOUR life. 
 

Fucking embrace it Elvis 

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3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

For the first time in YOUR life in a long time it’s all about YOU. You came out your mums daffodil naked and alone. You will shuffle off this mortal coil naked and alone.  The inbetween bit isn’t all about everyone else. Some of it is but it’s YOU that lives YOUR life. As soon as you shut that door behind you for the first time on Monday make sure you open a beer right away because you are starting YOUR life. 
 


Someone copy this onto a picture of Marilyn Monroe and we’ll see if we can get it going on Facebook. 

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3 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Elvis has been quiet since last night. Cunt mush be balls deep already.

Ha , not quite called on a GP mate of mine for a chat and a scrip of valium for my ever increasing old man angst  

Some great ideas for recovery , but I'm a bit quiet and reserved for most of them .

The thought of constant peace and quiet is nirvana most of the time , when it's staring me in the face ? Not so much . For now at least 

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